The Tim Tracker #243 Y do u do dat?

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Cooking chicken on 450° with it just being dipped in egg wash and bread crumbs probably made it as dry as the Sahara. She should have done mayo or olive oil over it so it at least had some type of juices to cook in. The chicken could have been cut at least 2-3 times, or even cut into chicken strips, which the kids may have liked.

I feel like they need to cut home vlooogss out completely. It shows how grossly incompetent these two are. Why did we need to hear foil pulling and Dims dumb excuse for what Jackson doesn’t like piano lessons after 2 months. Nobody cares! They can’t/don’t function like normal 40 something parents of two. Nobody needs to see their dirty house, hear that she is going to clean, only to see proof she dicked around all morning and didn’t clean. See the pile with the outfit and shoes that just had a birthday… one year of walking by clutter. The home vlogs are nothing but an embarrassment for them. Stick to giving wrong info in the parks.
 
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You'd think he'd ditch the cookies that are the size of his head and change his diet after seeing ATW's passing which was caused by poor diet and lack of exercise. Nope. Just tell RSVLTS (RESULTS? ROOSEVELTS?) they need bigger sizes and keep stuffing that face!
 
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Ginn’s chicken is as dry as Casey (soon to be) Pallo.

Superdry!
 
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I wonder if Tim will try to make Oliver his roller coaster buddy since Jackson is a big no. Naw he won’t since he does not like being with his kids.
 
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I don't know if anyone else has noticed this today in their YouTube Suggestions, but now Disney itself is giving Room Tores and giving the Vloggers some competition!


Hope you spend that Patreon Money wisely, Tim and Jenn! Because Disney is coming for you!
 
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This is great.

I always wanted more Disney-produced videos when we were going to WDW a lot. I remember when they used to send you the DVD when you booked
 
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I mentioned it when they released the Buzz Lightyear preview video...could this be the beginning of Disney putting restrictions on vlogging? They need to follow Universal's rule of no filming on rides to start.

I'm curious to see if they will continue with the Disney Springs bus thing where you can't take a bus to a resort from there unless you have a reservation. This would also really hurt the vloggers because when they get turned down at the guard gate at a resort, taking the bus from Springs is their Plan B.
 
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She also overuses foil.
 
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I have been saying this for awhile. I know it sounds weird because it will be bias but I would rather watch Disney produced vlogs of a new resort, new ride, even of the Festivals, instead of all these slobs.
 
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I may be misremembering but didn’t Tim make dining reservations somewhere (I want to say The Contemporary) with no plans to actually eat there just to be able to park there and then walk to Magic Kingdom? I may have some of the details wrong but I’m pretty sure this is something he did.
 
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It's hard to say. The official policy is, if you cancel your dining reservation within 2 hours of the reservation, you get charged. Contemporary will not let you park there without a reservation and I think they'd give you a hard time if you showed up with more than 2 hours until your reservation. Now--he could have known someone staying there, said I'm here to visit <whoever> and they let him in....which is always possible, because stans.
 
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I really do wonder if they make this permanent and end the possible loophole people had of free parking at Disney Springs and then taking a bus to a resort and then taking a resort bus to a park. I imagine this "hack" took FOREVER to pull off though, especially for Magic Kingdom.

I have taken the Disney Springs bus to Animal Kingdom Lodge to visit there and eat at the quick service location. I know some Orlando locals who do this for the different resorts to explore them. But I can understand Disney wanting to put a stop to people parking at Disney Springs for free and then going elsewhere.
 
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I read they were only doing for spring break. It started earlier this past week- they stopped us every time we headed to the busses at springs. And I will say on Sunday it was insane. There was a line for Boathouse that went almost to the hat shop at 1pm. They need pearling for patrons of springs and not free bus riders.
 
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Unfortunately, I don’t see a world where Oliver will ever have the opportunity to actually ride a ride.
Jackson doesn’t like the rides, so it’ll be “the kids don’t like the rides” or “the kids won’t/can’t wait in line” or “the line is too long for the kids”

If there comes a day when he verbally says hey I want to ride that ride, the lines will be too long, and LL won’t be available.

I know a mom of 7 year old twin girls, and it’s constantly “the twins”
I have to take the twins here
The twins are going
The twins are sick
The twins want
Those girls have no identity other than being twins. Just like Oliver will have to be part of “the kids” for the rest of his life
 
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And Stan’s say the boys have a great life because they get to go to Disney all the time. First of all, they hardly go and when they do all they get to do is watch their parents eat.
 
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I don’t know if Oliver is gonna be Tim’s rolly coasty buddy either. He was very hesitant to go down that little water slide the other day. Sure, water slides are a different beast but they really don’t know how to introduce things like that to the boys.
 
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Have we ever seen O ride something other than the Tomorrowland Speedway?

The March photo dump they just posted on instagram really highlights their priorities in life:
17 photos total.
6 photos of Tim and Jenn before a pic of one of the kids (and surprisingly it's birthday boy O).
Only 6 photos of the 17 have the children.
3 of just O.
3 with both J$ and O.
One of those is from behind. The family shot has J$ being physically held back by Jenn and he's doing something with his head like--get the hell away from me, bitch. The 3rd pic of both boys looks like it could be a shot from a video. That's saying to me that J$ is really uncooperative about having his photo taken. J$ didn't appear in this last home vlog at all. I wonder if he's really acting up around the camera?

And before someone comes at me---I personally wish they wouldn't show either child ever on YouTube, Instagram, wherever, but I know when the children do not appear, that's not because the Bojos have decided to follow my advice. It's either because they want to be childfree and happy or something else is up.
 
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Have we ever seen O ride something other than the Tomorrowland Speedway
I was wondering the entire time I was typing that. Other than the time as an infant when he was suckling from Jenn's teats at Peppa Pig land: so I guess wouldn’t count.
 
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“creative” new meal ideas?? Nice to know AI still has a ways to go.

Or maybe it’s so smart that it knows what a shitty cook Jen is and breading chicken is about as creative as she can get.
 
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