The Tim Tracker #243 Y do u do dat?

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Is Mayo and Dijon mustard too flavorful for the kids? Tim says not to use them because the chicken is for the kids

SN: I’m team rinse your chicken. I cannot deal with chicken slime

Rinse the chicken, sanitize the sink/counter tops..

Not one bit of seasoning was added to that chicken… never beating the allegations.

God.. wtf is she doing to that chicken?!? USE YOUR FUCKING HANDS! Straight from the package into the eggs, then into the breadcrumbs using a fork.
Those poor kids
 
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OMG, they need a tent in order to have a fucking picnic?!?
Tim is such a wuss, I can’t stand it.

It’s too hot, too cold, too windy, lines are too long. I can’t stand a complaining whiny man.

Jackson wants to have a picnic, grumpy complaining Ass Tim says it’ll be too hot maybe they can do it inside. The first thing out of his mouth was a complaint.
 
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Damn, she’s really feeling herself huh. Her face makes me wanna lash out irrationally
 
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Tim is a fucking pussy. It’s one thing to complain here and there, we are all guilty of it but he’s a giant pussy. He’s afraid of the cold and the heat and bugs and waiting in line for rides. For someone who wants to be a big strong man who wants to provide for his wife, he scares very easy.
 
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It's not even been too hot here in Orlando. It's been PERFECT lately. Warm, breezy, not overly humid. Perfect picnic weather, IMO. Even better kite flying weather, but they won't do that either!
 
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And that's why he will never actually going camping with Jackson...even with his glamping Rivian.
They do the same annoying, stupid things in home vlogs but man this one was on another level, with Ginn making all that noise while Dim wanted to tell his story instead he did his open mouth expression he does in photos for what felt like an eternity, I mean he looked like a complete idiot and nut for a good solid minute while Ginn should have had Curb your Enthusiasm music on, to the chicken fiasco which was just gross and showed how incapable she is, to the dishes in the sink for like 4 days, to the hilarious buddy not interested in piano as two pianos are in the background in their cluttered disgusting living room.
Did she say she only put that chicken for 15 minutes?
 
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She said 450 for 15 minutes. That woman seems to cook everything at the highest heat possible. I wonder if she has a meat thermometer and if it was actually cooked. It looked cooked but I don't see how it is possible to cook that chicken for 15 minutes and have it be 165 degrees.
 
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How’s the pollen count in Florida currently? Wouldn’t want it to spoil his indoor outdoor picnic
 
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Ewww yeah that doesn't sound right.
 
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Holy shit, why is she cooking it that hot? I had to look that up an it makes it 230 for us in the UK (I have never cooked ANYTHING that high) that's way too hot, if she is doing that because she has the mindset that higher temps means less cooking time then that's insane especially with something like chicken that you can get sick so damn easy with if you don't cook it right

I cook our chicken fillets at 200 for 30mins, when I buy the chicken in a bag it states to cook it at 180 for a hour and a half, I would never fk about with temps an cooking times for chicken, if you want a faster dinner then buy something that's quicker
 
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I have made all different types of chicken in the oven and never have I had raw chicken like she is making at a temp of 450. Basically she will burn the outside without cooking the inside - what is wrong with this chick (only wrong answers here) - is she that incapable of cooking? Also, I think at that temp it will be dry as HE**.
Also, we prefer our chicken cutlets made on the top of the stove, in a frying/skillet pan with a little oil and butter. And we use the ITALIAN FLAVORED bread crumbs and never once has my family complained about the taste.
But then again, she did mention something about 'Jersey Shore' at one point so she is only following what she sees on t.v.

Her whole life is either Tick Tock/Instagram or Reality T.V. - one delusional chick. You couldn't pay me enough to eat anything she makes - I'll pass.
 
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Jenn....you aren't cool. You aren't going to be a reality tv influencer. You look like absolute shit. Wash your damn hair. Take care of your children. And I've never in my life seen a 40 year old woman make such a big giant deal about making her own personal breakfast every single morning.

 
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Tim is a wimp and a baby. He mentioned he wanted to visit the Grand Canyon. He would complain the whole time.
 
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The way I never know wtf she is talking about.
Peep the eyes watching herself in the screen.
 
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Probably too flavorful for them but recommending this if you have tenders or thighs that need to be used: https://smittenkitchen.com/2016/04/sheet-pan-chicken-tikka/
I'm gonna make this, Mr Bee and Mini Bee will love it. Thank you!!!

I'm a wuss about heat, I grew up in LA and I like heat, but Orlando weather now sounds SO lovely. When I was just in Prague and London it was 50F and very windy, he would not survive.

450! For the chicken! OMG WTF does she just burn everything?! I am kind of pondering hate-watching this and I haven't hate-watched anything in years thanks to Tattle
 
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