The Tim Tracker #243 Y do u do dat?

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She asks Oliver what his favorite part of the tree house stay was and it was playing Pokemon on the switch. Nice. Maybe eating a Mickey s'more would have been on the top of his list… if only he was loved enough to get a special dessert like his brother did… but his parents suck.
 
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I can't imagine how filthy that house must be, am actually surprised they aren't getting sick with the state am sure it's in, surely there's gotta be rotten food laying about, horrendous dust, mould, an god knows what else, I like am sure others do, clean the house daily with deep cleans once a month an even then still get surprised when I see some crumbs or dust etc so the state of their house must be atrocious

An you are probably right with there being rodents around, I don't know what it's like in Florida an how bad it can be, but here it would literally take only one house to be a dump an the whole damn street ends up with a rodent problem because of how much area rodents cover an how quickly they breed, so I'd be pissed living next to filthy slobs like the slackers
 
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I just wanted to say Happy Anniversary to the shirt and shoes that are still sitting there. I believe we have reached a full year now of them in that spot. We see you shirt and shoes...it must be hell sitting there in all that dust.

 
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Why the heck did Mike suddenly get screen time??? Years and years of being here with a "friend". This is weird.
 
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And if you had two giant Mario fan kids in your house--wouldn't you forgo this preview and take your children to the movies to see it?
Dim's excuse is that he "wanted to get a feel for it" before Budley sees it. And now he's saying it's too scary for Budley to see it in theaters so he should watch it at home.

And yet, they were watching Tarzan while staying at the treehouse...

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
 
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The video is titled "Real life at home" and Tim says at the very end of the video---he'll have to watch the video to see how the kids liked their dinner. Well, if that statement doesn't say what we're all thinking. There is zero communication in that house. Jenn is such an absolutely useless piece of shit--Tim has to watch the video to see how his kids enjoyed dinner. Because she won't tell him. Or he won't ask her. That's their real life, right there in a nutshell.

He doesn't say "hell" but the captioning is picking up what he's really thinking....
 
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Yeah, no thanks. Something tells me "ellebee" isn't immediately making an omelette after dunking raw chicken in those eggs repeatedly. No wonder the stans think it's totally normal to leave unwashed dishes in the sink for days. These are the same gross fucks who brag about their years-old moldy lemon pigs still sitting on their dusty countertops.


And it's not like he actually will watch the voog.
 
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Regarding the boys eating so well, Jen says Oliver ate half of his chicken, a quarter of his broccoli and a quarter of his fruit.

Before:


After:


Counting the pieces of chicken I don't think he ate a single piece. He might've eaten one piece of broccoli and maybe 2-3 pieces of fruit.
 
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Do you really expect that woman to understand fractions? She doesn't even know the day of the week.

My hot take--that's too many choices for a 3 year old, there's too much on the plate. Of course he's going to eat the fries first and fill up on the fries. The fries were unnecessary here. She should have given him the fruit as an appetizer. And why didn't he get pasta like his brother?
 
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My guess is, he hated the film an rather than suck it up an watch it again with the boys, he's just using the excuse it's too scary so he doesn't need to see it, from what I've heard the film is really good an perfect for kids, but fake ass dimmy isn't a gamer so of course he's not gonna like a gamer film
 
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That chicken isn't even touched, if my neice left all that I'd be like nahhh your eating more, even at Os age she'd have eaten just about all of that, I actually served her a plate not far off the size of ours last time I had her an she ate like 90% of it, but then she doesn't get allowed to fill up on sugary shit just before meals either

If gin goes about stuffing her face with meals an hour before her next then I can only imagine she sees no problem in letting the boys eat shit just before meals, which means they aren't gonna touch a dinner
 
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I agree.

Or he knows the lights/sounds/crowded theater might be a recipe for a complete meltdown for the kid. If I recall correctly the only movie he's seen in a non-DCL theater is that Spongebob movie. I think J$ sensitivity to things may have worsened since then.

But here's the thing---NONE of this. NONE. ZERO. needed to be mentioned. It wasn't Tim's invite, so he didn't have to promote that he went. It didnt need to be mentioned at all.

It's still super weird that after all this time---there's Mike. On camera. Promoting his channel. Super fucking weird.
 
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I just cannot.
The dishes thing is gross. They said before that they hand wash the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher. Maybe that’s why you didn’t have time to clean up? Use the fucking dishwasher for its intended purpose and see how much time you have!
I love when they ask the kids questions and they get the complete wrong answer. “Oliver, what did you love about the treehouse? Playing Pokémon”. Then she has to laugh it off and remind him of all the right answers like swimming and riding the bike. Someone didn’t learn their lines.
I also can’t understand how someone who cooks all the time doesn’t have any basic understanding of how cooking works. You shouldn’t need to look up how long to cook a chicken breast when the answer has always been 400 for 30 minutes. Every recipe says the same thing. And dim says no, definitely don’t put Dijon mustard in the egg mixture bc of the kids. Are they allergic to flavor?? And she’s dumbfounded over mixing mayo with the egg? Dumbass, mayo is egg and oil- it’s not a stretch.
I wrote an essay and I’m 8 minutes in.
 
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Does Florida not have specialised screenings for those with autism? I know we have them here, it's a more relaxed setting, lights are kept on, volume is reduced, limited seating so it's less crowded an you are free to roam about if you need

If not then I can see why he doesn't take J since a regular screening can be a bit much an for some reason they seem to be insanely loud now a days, but he could have taken O, I don't think it's too long a film either so O probably would have sat through it
 
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Three eggs for breakfast? And really that GLP1 isn't working hard enough if she isn't physically ill by looking at that shit.
I've been on Wegovy for 3 months (the pill version) and this was my immediate thought. I'm practically forcing myself to eat; there's no way I'd be getting down 3 eggs in one sitting right now. She's going to plateau on any weight loss very soon if she keeps eating the same way she always has. The meds can only do so much.
 
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We do. There’s no way they understand that this is available and their child likely needs it. And there’s no way they’d take O. They don’t even like the kid.

it’s weird to me that, even though they talked about J$ a lot, they didn’t show him in this video. At all. I’m guessing he wasn’t all that cooperative after spending two nights away from home. I bet that transition is hard for him.
 
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Does Jenn even know when Easter is? that's a fair question to ask.
Does she know WHAT Easter is and why people celebrate it? Given their propensity to make fun of anything religious, I assume she is just in it for the Easter bunny and candy.
 
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And that walking taco in a Frito bag in yesterday's voog at the "authentic Indian" restaurant looked like an even worse choice of food.
 
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Did they really not know how to pronounce “pepperoncini”? I guess we know why Dim says things wrong so people will talk about it /s
 
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Looks like Tim needs to make sure he maintains Reserve level.

 
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