The Tim Tracker #243 Y do u do dat?

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I actually tried to book through a few DVC rental places back in October for my trip last week. Nope. Like you said, it's not that easy. They said "nope sorry nothing is available...heres your $100 deposit back." Didn't even bother to call DVC owners to see if I could rent their points. You have to pick and choose what's available. Also to your point, no one books WDW rack rates. There's always a 30% off sale or some offer, even during summer or busy seasons. Tim does a crap job explaining it. Sure - if you're unemployed with a fake job like the Trackers, you can just look at what's available and go on a whim. Easy.
 
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I’ve never wanted to jump off a bridge more than I did when Jen intentionally crunched into her mic. Oh my god.
 
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I’ve never wanted to jump off a bridge more than I did when Jen intentionally crunched into her mic. Oh my god.
TTT#244: I’ve never wanted to jump off a bridge more than I did when Jen intentionally crunched into her mic. Oh my god.
 
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This had me LIVID!!! Why are they such assholes?? He is THREE YEARS, not three months. He knows exactly what these assholes did and probably has some feelings about it. Poor kid… sitting looking at the prince feasting on a sugary smore and he gets fruit. I bet they ordered the smore and ate it themselves when he went to bed. They also let king budley make a wish in the fountain on the way into the store and left “da baby” hanging. It wasn’t until the way out when I guess J cried for another coin that they parted with a penny for poor O.

As a mom of two, they make me sick. I could never treat one of my kids so unfairly. They are disgusting.
 
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I kinda feel like they got reprimanded by DVC Whoever regarding the lack of quality on their previous #hosted stays and were specifically told that "Thanks for having us out" isn't what they were paid to do.

They try to put effort into selling this service to us. But they still haven't looked outside beyond the Disney gates to understand that no one is spending $1,200 a night to stay in a fake tree house. (It's a TREE HOUSE Jennifer, that is why it's off the ground.)
 
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A few days ago I was going to comment about how Jenns legs were always toned and cellulite free, even though she was a big’un. I was going to make a joke about them possibly being toned because of her waddled walk. I was walking with a limp for like 3 days, and I legit felt the burning of my muscles being used in my upper thigh, and I was thinking “oh this is why Jenn's legs looks so toned”
But daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, seeing her in the blue bathing suit was very disturbing. She’s 40 something with the body of a 70 something.
 
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The only thing toned on her body is that tongue of hers, it's the hardest working muscle she's got.
 
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Also I haven’t watched anything after the AMI video. I do want to comment about Jenn saying she never thought this would’ve been her life…

I don’t know her tone, or the context of why she said it, but it’s all a flex. 10 years ago they were scrounging up money from couch cushions. They were one paycheck away from living in a double wide trailer with yellow linoleum flooring.

Now they are able to afford $1200 nightly hotel rooms, concierge rooms on Disney cruises, <20k weekly stays on the beach etc.
 
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Right. Because what they aren't really explaining is that most of the DVC Rental Store business is you are purchasing what is basically a reservation that someone else made, for specific dates at a specific resort for a specific unit. Sure, you can put a request in--but this is the stuff they want to get rid of right now.

Here's an example of what's available right now. If you want 2 nights in the Ft Wilderness cabins? Not gonna happen. They only have 1 night. Want a studio in BLT? Nope, it's a 1BR.

 
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I really need both of them to wear rashguards, their skin just really grosses me out with how aged and leathery and burnt and crispy they are for a couple of 40-somethings. Ginn's skin just looks so damaged and both dehydrated and greasy at the same time, and Dim's ugly tattoos have become distorted from his weight fluctuations and the fact that he looks burnt bacon.

"I'm soooooo exhausted you guyzzzzzzzzz, it was just suuuuuuch a bussssssyyyyyy day and it took me 3 hours to wrestle myself out of my swimsuit."
 
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Yep exactly. Tried it last trip too 18 mo ago via Daves Rentals or something. Nope. Website is made circa 1999.... Gave my $100 deposit. 2 days later "nothing available, here's your $100 back." Glad they gave my deposit back, but 0 effort. (Looked for WL since that's my fav and always stay there.)

It's perfect for the Trackers, locals, or retirees who can browse the list and get an okay deal and are flexible when they can vacation, unlike me who had to arrive Sunday and depart Thurs night.

Those rates are nothing special. I guess $276 is okay for Saratoga.
 
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Kudos to that swimsuit manufacturer though. I'd assume the elasticity would be shot from squeezing her 295 lb body and blubbery G cups into it last year.
 
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Her swimsuits look like torture devices with how much they are always digging into her chub. I don't think she understands that you don't have to wear swimsuits that squeeze the shit out of you. Not only are her swimsuits way too tight, they also somehow fail to keep her chesticles properly supported. Again, if she would just actually wear clothing suited for her body and size, it would be less noticeable when her chub is trying to escape out of every crevice.
 
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Like if she wants to look like she's all skinny now that suite is not doing any of her favors and even if the GLP1 does it's magic it's not going to look right on her after she loses weight though I feel at that point we'll be subjected to two pieces again
 
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I do have to say that we’ve always had pretty good luck w DVC rental. That said I usually booked at 11 months. The only place we wanted but could never get was Beach Club, supposedly bc it’s so small.
 
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I remember in one of their last DVC stays, Tim was like book with this company (whichever company they’re using) and they will give you a good “deal”- something along those lines.
I immediately thought “ouch! Wrong words Tim, wrong words!” If I was a real unwell asshole, I would’ve called and said THE Tim Tracker said you’d give me a deal! This is not a deal!”

I know he’s a PR nightmare.

Hope he used better wording this time around.
 
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