The Tim Tracker #243 Y do u do dat?

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mjm9

Just throwing this out there….

Does Tim prefer to take Corduroy for photography purposes cause his hands are starting to shake more and more.
 
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bostongrL_317

T&J guess what a perfect place to fly a kite is … a BEACH, like the one you were at for a week.

I got a mental picture of them recreating Mary Poppins and had to LOL.
 
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Orangebird

I’ve never flown a kite with my now 15 year old but it’s also not on our bucket list. If it was…we’d have done it already. It’s not like it’s some big expensive or rare thing. I had a Jolly Green Giant kite when I was 5. We got it by sending in upc codes from our frozen veggies. It took months to finally get it. The day it arrived, my mom took me into the field next to our house and it promptly got stuck high up in a tree. So yeah…guilty of not adding kiting to my bucket list lol. It’s like Jenn says these things she wants to do and easily could…but has no plans to really do them. She will be old one day and really regret just talking to camera for strangers instead of actually doing shit.
 
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Quasimodo

I mean, it really is a fucking odd thing to have on one's bucket list because of topiary she saw at Epcot. You can make a kite out of anything, even kids in war zones fly kites, meanwhile this beyond privileged lazy waste of space, who talks about Gucci and Prada purses at Epcot nonchalantly as shit she could buy but just isn't because she's currently not a Gucci/Prada purse girlie, and thinks it's "interesting" that their minions think SeaWorld food that sells tiny portions of rice and shredded meat for $17 is expensive (because it is), is talking about flying a fucking kite as a bucket list item. I mean, she's just beyond bizarre and out of touch with reality.

She fucking follows a chick on IG she took the time to shout out who makes.... Kermit collars out of old sheets. Surely the useless egg donor can follow some arts & crafts account that shows how to make a kite at home so she doesn't even have to get out of her usual grunge wear or wash her folds, and step outside into her damn backyard and fly that kite with the kids she ditches at every and any opportunity. Heck, if she has time for binge watching Bravo and hunting down fugly glasses someone wore on a show, and if she had time to watch 6+ hours of Jurassic Park lore on YouTube back when she briefly decided to be a #JurassicParkGirlie, then she has time to watch a YT video on building a simple kite with the kids.
 
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Quasimodo

PistachioNut said:
Did dim really say “ waterlies“ for waterlillies?
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He slurred the word so badly, you can barely tell he enunciated the second "l". It sounded more like "water-lee-is" though. The poor CC does not have an easy job when it comes to Dimmy. But the two of them then have the caucasity to insinuate their tour guide in a Caribbean nation speaking English as his second language might have been drunk because he was "slurring".
 
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Quasimodo

I see that Dicky's still wearing a backwards baseball cap. At what age do you think he'll finally quit that? 78? Also, does it seem like his cheeks are even more swollen than usual? He reminds me of a rabbit with infected abscesses in its cheeks caused by overgrown incisors.

And Dim's thinning hair is very noticeable. He and Ginn should really be trying to get sponsored by Rogaine.
 
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cari_

Well Princess Mia is certainly judging their drop in views. Great ad placement that threw me for a second.

 
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Orangebird

Right? Like my bucket list is expensive shit like taking my kids to Japan for 2 weeks, going with my husband across Europe…specifically visiting scotland (him) and Germany (me). Stuff that we are saving up and planning for. Flying a kite isn’t a bucket list item…it’s something you put on next Saturday's to-do list. She’s so fucking lazy, stupid and whiny it really grinds my gears. And Tim…there is plenty of wind. What a fucking dope.

I need to go back to thinking about cheese because these people are too much.
 
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Quasimodo

She loves to take certain phases and misuse them. “Bucket list” being one of those.

Orangebird said:
And Tim…there is plenty of wind. What a fucking dope.
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I was expecting Dim & his engineering brain to start dimsplaining the perfect wind conditions apparently that need to exist for such an activity, and for him to start throwing out random words like velocity, pressure, updraft, etc.

But he remains so confused by Da Baby’s “interesting” “obsession” with animals like that’s rocket science.
 
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Snippysnips

Galorious said:
How can you have 2 active young sons and never have flown a kite with them!? Ffs. It's such a cheap and easy thing to do. She can prancercise around singing 'Let's Go Fly a Kite' from Mary Poppins whilst Cringy films her for the Gram.
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They literally have all the time in the world since they are unemployed, how is this not been a thing, J is 7 this year, honestly sad that things we consider normal to do with kids they have never done before

We have taken my niece to burntisland every summer when the fair is there, since the age of two we have taken her dragon fly kite with us, I still have that kite an we still do this, never once has it ever been something I've thought "this is a bucket list thing" it's just been normal to pack the kite whenever we go as well as her beach stuff

Those boys are gonna have the most screwed up memories ever, I can't imagine what it will be like when they are teens an IF they have friends an are talking with them how different it's gonna be when the friends are talking about all the fun stuff they done with their folks an all the things they made that their folks have kept over the years, an the boys are just sitting there like we never done that, I mean can the boys even ride bikes? Have they ever just rode about with them? Or had water balloon fights? Or drew chalk pictures? Or went skating etc, is there any crafts they have done that their folks have kept? there's probably a whole list of normal shit they have never experienced in their life before or anything that's been kept that they did (if they even done anything) when they were young, like I've got pictures an Halloween tea light holders that me an my niece have painted every single year since she was a year old, I bet the slackers don't have shit that they can take out a box an look back on
 
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