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Oliver had an unsurprisingly lame birthday, consisting of a few Pokemon presents, a cupcake and a full diaper. They took him to visit to a cat café where they most likely would have come home with a kitten if Tim hadn’t slightly put his foot down and convince Jen it was a bad idea. Now if only he could learn to do that with other things. Jen lets us all know that Oliver’s real big celebration will be during a Spring Break trip—that will also include a celebration for Jackson, natch.
Tim travels out to California and gives a mixed review tribute to the Woo. Tim is awkwardly distant from all the other Woo BFFs who are all gathered on stage together whilst Tim is down in the audience, tapping the top of his water bottle instead of clapping like the weirdo he is.
While in California, he visits Disneyland and disses the castle, eats a corn dog, Woo Hoo Hoos and talks through the duration of every single ride he partakes in, again natch.
Back home, Tim treks out to Epic to talk booty butt with Yosh (apparently they are on nickname terms) followed by the typical merch fondling and eating. We do learn that blue frosting give Tim blue poops, so we all now have that great image in our heads. This excursion was the only thing Tim did that entire week. I guess he likes to pre-vacation as well as his usual post-vacation.
The Spring Break trip ends up being a rental house on Anna Maria Island. The rental house runs about $12-20 per week, so they are wisely spending the Patreon money. There are no vids posted for 7 days because they decided to take a vacation from their vacation of a life and not do any work at all. Well, except for the bonus Patreon mini-vlog that Jen touts as being one of the great new perks. But it’s only for the top tier suckers. It should be a reminder to the stans that they don’t give any shits about them unless they fork over the big bucks. But several schmucks thought that was a great deal so the Palm Trees are currently sold out.
They spent several days not filming whilst The Cousins were there and the footage is just from Thursday to Saturday morning and It's typical Tracker AMI vacation, with lots of shots of the boys playing in the sand while Jen sleeps in and avoids doing anything other than sitting on her still ample ass. Jen complains that all the restaurants don't have any reservations available, but methinks they don't want to deal with the boys at restaurants so they are stuck at home eating burnt hot dogs and burnt pizza. They do go out once on a Mr. Toad's Wild Ride trip on the golf cart where Tim simply holds onto Oliver with one arm while steering with the other. Luckily, the ride doesn't end the same. At least not on this trip.
Despite saying what an incredible time they had, it wouldn’t be a Tracker vacation unless there was a shitload of complaining. There were other people on the beach. There were tents set up on the beach disrupting their beautiful view. The weather was too cold and chilly. The pool was in the shade and was a freezing 80 degrees. They didn’t get seated on the sand at the restaurant.
I thought we were done with this, but back to counting the utterances: “cold” = 8, “chilly” = 10, and infinity for the number of times they brag about how the beach is right outside their back door. There’s no mention whether they actually did anything else for Oliver’s birthday. I assume not.
previous thread:
Oliver had an unsurprisingly lame birthday, consisting of a few Pokemon presents, a cupcake and a full diaper. They took him to visit to a cat café where they most likely would have come home with a kitten if Tim hadn’t slightly put his foot down and convince Jen it was a bad idea. Now if only he could learn to do that with other things. Jen lets us all know that Oliver’s real big celebration will be during a Spring Break trip—that will also include a celebration for Jackson, natch.
Tim travels out to California and gives a mixed review tribute to the Woo. Tim is awkwardly distant from all the other Woo BFFs who are all gathered on stage together whilst Tim is down in the audience, tapping the top of his water bottle instead of clapping like the weirdo he is.
While in California, he visits Disneyland and disses the castle, eats a corn dog, Woo Hoo Hoos and talks through the duration of every single ride he partakes in, again natch.
Back home, Tim treks out to Epic to talk booty butt with Yosh (apparently they are on nickname terms) followed by the typical merch fondling and eating. We do learn that blue frosting give Tim blue poops, so we all now have that great image in our heads. This excursion was the only thing Tim did that entire week. I guess he likes to pre-vacation as well as his usual post-vacation.
The Spring Break trip ends up being a rental house on Anna Maria Island. The rental house runs about $12-20 per week, so they are wisely spending the Patreon money. There are no vids posted for 7 days because they decided to take a vacation from their vacation of a life and not do any work at all. Well, except for the bonus Patreon mini-vlog that Jen touts as being one of the great new perks. But it’s only for the top tier suckers. It should be a reminder to the stans that they don’t give any shits about them unless they fork over the big bucks. But several schmucks thought that was a great deal so the Palm Trees are currently sold out.
They spent several days not filming whilst The Cousins were there and the footage is just from Thursday to Saturday morning and It's typical Tracker AMI vacation, with lots of shots of the boys playing in the sand while Jen sleeps in and avoids doing anything other than sitting on her still ample ass. Jen complains that all the restaurants don't have any reservations available, but methinks they don't want to deal with the boys at restaurants so they are stuck at home eating burnt hot dogs and burnt pizza. They do go out once on a Mr. Toad's Wild Ride trip on the golf cart where Tim simply holds onto Oliver with one arm while steering with the other. Luckily, the ride doesn't end the same. At least not on this trip.
Despite saying what an incredible time they had, it wouldn’t be a Tracker vacation unless there was a shitload of complaining. There were other people on the beach. There were tents set up on the beach disrupting their beautiful view. The weather was too cold and chilly. The pool was in the shade and was a freezing 80 degrees. They didn’t get seated on the sand at the restaurant.
I thought we were done with this, but back to counting the utterances: “cold” = 8, “chilly” = 10, and infinity for the number of times they brag about how the beach is right outside their back door. There’s no mention whether they actually did anything else for Oliver’s birthday. I assume not.
previous thread:
The Tim Tracker # 242 He's not an introvert, he's just an a-hole
New thread title courtesy of @xmasbdaygirl (hopefully the a-hole will be ok) Old thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-241-omg-budley-loves-pokemongo-so-dim-flew-to-l-a-to-play-without-him.52079/
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