The Tim Tracker #183 His name is Oliver

[xmasbdaygirl]

Cristina Glass
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Did fool really say they are going to put a video up on their Pateron on how to use the new Multipass System?!

He said that he and Tim can go to the park together, use the Multipass system and put that video on their Patreon.

I bailed after that because it's putting me to sleep.

 

[eatcherheartout]

Tim said that he isn’t really texting Jenn because he isn’t trying to bother her. She’s probably a witch to him when he does text her telling him not to bother her on the cruise.

Tim also said for dinner on the cruise, Jenn was seated with another family. Nick wanted details on how that went and Tim said he didn’t know because he’s not really texting Jenn to bother her.

More proof they don’t talk unless the camera is rolling. I would be texting my partner every detail.

 

[2020planner]

But she wasn't even put on the spot. She had time to prep her answers! They had time to ask some of the question to J$ and record/exploit him. She had time to come up with something other than 'easy'. She was just too lazy...ummmm....busy being a mom to an infant and a toddler!!!!

Prep answers?

We're talking about Jenn here... who won't even put forth the effort to parent her own children, can't get a vlog out in a timely manner, doesn't realize you can do laundry AND clean the house at the same time, and seems to forget to bring her hairbrush ...or her children's shampoo...on any of their umpteen staycations.

I really doubt she was mulling over the questions to try and figure out the absolute best answers to give.

Like you said yourself, she's lazy! Lazy doesn't "do" prep. And Tim makes it soooooo easy for her to get away with it.
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Tim said that he isn’t really texting Jenn because he isn’t trying to bother her. She’s probably a witch to him when he does text her telling him not to bother her on the cruise.

Tim also said for dinner on the cruise, Jenn was seated with another family. Nick wanted details on how that went and Tim said he didn’t know because he’s not really texting Jenn to bother her.

More proof they don’t talk unless the camera is rolling. I would be texting my partner every detail.

That's Timspeak for Jenn's not texting HIM every waking second like she normally does.

Which, again, goes to prove that she's perfectly fine being on her own if she's doing something "fun" or what SHE wants to do. But if Tim is out in the parks and she's "stuck" at home w/ kids or editing, she needs to constantly bother him to find out what HE is doing. #FOMO

 

[eatcherheartout]

Nick mentioned he is working one of the days he is in California for Undercover Tourist and not to be outdone, Tim interrupts him to say that he was invited by Disney Consumer Parks for a breakfast and meet and greet with Tiana. Nick was not invited to this but he said someone he knows is going.

 

[yellojello]

I have the podcast running in the background and this was the weekend that Jenn went on her solo cruise. The best part--it was supposed to be her and her girlfriend, but the girlfriend cancelled.

I wish we could get the real story behind the “friend’s” cancellation. I’m a bit surprised that Jenn went by herself. Guess she wanted to catch up with Tim’s cruise count (and get away from her hectic life ).

 

[2020planner]

I wish we could get the real story behind the “friend’s” cancellation. I’m a bit surprised that Jenn went by herself. Guess she wanted to catch up with Tim’s cruise count (and get away from her hectic life ).

Jenn going by herself ABSOLUTELY proves ANY anxiety angle she's ever blabbed on about - especially in the last handful of years - as false.
(speaking as someone who was actually diagnosed with panic/anxiety/GAD/OCD 20+ years ago and took meds for it)

She apparently is able to instantly overcome her "anxiety" when it means she can be away from her kids, Tim, and her "job."

 

[fiveleggedgoat]

Jenn was seated with another family.

I will watch this only if Jenn shares what that conversation is like. Please let it be with a family with small children that she has to be around for her meals!!
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Tim, your wife hates you and your children. If she makes you feel like you are bothering her to touch base to see how she is doing or how your children are, she doesn’t want you guys in her life and is trying to cope by escaping to places she does not have to see or think of you guys. She makes you feel like you are disturbing her, because you are disturbing her.

 

[Galorious]

This popped up on Facebook.... Had to share.

 

[Quasimodo]

I’m not surprised her “friend” cancelled on her, I would have been more surprised if a “friend” actually went with her. The friend never existed. But if miraculously she did, it was inevitable that they would cancel. “anxiety” my a.

Also fool, stop using “anxiety” to describe everything. Good lord. Go to therapy!!!!!!!!

Nick mentioned he is working one of the days he is in California for Undercover Tourist and not to be outdone, Tim interrupts him to say that he was invited by Disney Consumer Parks for a breakfast and meet and greet with Tiana. Nick was not invited to this but he said someone he knows is going.

Wow Dim, Disney Consumer Parks? What an honor! This is like as soon as I sign up to go to one of the biggest tech conferences of the year and every tom fool and harry company reaches out to me to attend their events or send me swag. So flex!!

 

[CoolWhip]

I have the podcast running in the background and this was the weekend that Jenn went on her solo cruise. The best part--it was supposed to be her and her girlfriend, but the girlfriend cancelled.

Tim sent her with a list of footage to get. She supposedly filmed a TikTok. So I'm guessing it was Disney cruise then?

Tim is spilling...so Jenn's gone and he decided to start sleep training Da Baby. fool is shocked that he decided to do this when Jenn was gone. Tim said--it had to happen because, even though he has an emotional connection with both children, Jenn will react faster when Da Baby is crying.

It's been a minute since I've had a baby, don't you sleep train babies much younger than 16 months?

Tim also says HE is getting ready to leave to go to Disneyland. He's basically saying she's not going.

*This is all before 10 minutes of the podcast.

So the price for going to Disneyland solo is a solo cruise for Jenn? They have such a tit for tat loving life.
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I agree. I have so many questions about the friend. Why did the friend cancel? Is it because the thought of being at sea with Jenn for 3 nights that horrific to them? Was it a very last minute cancellation? Was there seriously not one other person on the planet who couldn't have taken her place? Sister? Sister in law? Nanny du jour? Grandma? Grandma Bojo?

She has zero friends. Not surprising, but kind of sad none the less.

 

[Mopsy75]

Oh Jen - it breaks my heart that you had to go on this cruise without your 'friend' - do you think we believe you for one second that there was truly someone going with you to begin with? And I guess bc that one 'friend' cancelled, there was no one else to ask? See - this is why we always question what you say and if there is any truth behind it? Normal people would just ask someone else. And I can't wait to hear how hard it was you guyzzzzzz to sleep in the bed alone - without Timmy 2 bits next to you.
And speaking of Timmy 2 bits - emotionally attached - LOL!!! the only thing Jen is emotionally attached to is food - seriously, she sat on a cruise ship for hours on end reading her book while her child sat in his stroller.
And bc they don't plan anything - there was no voog ready to be uploaded in her absence - what great work ethic you are showing your 2 boys.
Lazy and lazier - that tracks.

#184: Lazy and Lazier - The Bojo Way!!!!

 

[eatcherheartout]

One year ago, I moved to a different state and left behind my family and the small amount of friends I did have. I haven’t made any friends in my new state and I could still find someone to go on a last minute cruise with me. I’m thinking that no one wants to go with her. Would you want to be trapped on a cruise ship for 3 nights with Jenn?

 

[Forest]

Maybe the “friend” was the nanny who has now officially quit.

 

[CoolWhip]

Oh Jen - it breaks my heart that you had to go on this cruise without your 'friend' - do you think we believe you for one second that there was truly someone going with you to begin with? And I guess bc that one 'friend' cancelled, there was no one else to ask? See - this is why we always question what you say and if there is any truth behind it? Normal people would just ask someone else. And I can't wait to hear how hard it was you guyzzzzzz to sleep in the bed alone - without Timmy 2 bits next to you.
And speaking of Timmy 2 bits - emotionally attached - LOL!!! the only thing Jen is emotionally attached to is food - seriously, she sat on a cruise ship for hours on end reading her book while her child sat in his stroller.
And bc they don't plan anything - there was no voog ready to be uploaded in her absence - what great work ethic you are showing your 2 boys.
Lazy and lazier - that tracks.

#184: Lazy and Lazier - The Bojo Way!!!!

I think Jenn made up a bull story about how she and BigO just vibed together all day while Tim was gone and that is how they are so deeply emotionally connected. If she was so deeply connected she wouldn’t be so quick to drop him off with a nanny at every chance. BigO just isn’t old enough to escape from her yet.

 

[travesty]

Jenn going by herself ABSOLUTELY proves ANY anxiety angle she's ever blabbed on about - especially in the last handful of years - as false.
(speaking as someone who was actually diagnosed with panic/anxiety/GAD/OCD 20+ years ago and took meds for it)

She apparently is able to instantly overcome her "anxiety" when it means she can be away from her kids, Tim, and her "job."

THIS THIS, a thousand times THIS!!!

There's no way someone with her supposed level of anxiety would go on a cruise alone. I am more independent than Jen and I know I wouldn't. But the difference is I actually like spending time with my husband and wouldn't have fun on vacation without him.

She's a compulsive liar and a total fake. Like someone else said, she hates her family.

 

[Orangebird]

@Dillon21 omg the same thing happened to me as a kid. I still have the brochure for Xanadu…the home of foam in my memory box…..

trying to think through this friend situation….we know she has no close friends…just Nanny's, neighbors or stan…so if this was real, who would have shelled out a thousand + dollars and then cancelled at the last minute likely losing that money? depending on the situation, Disney maybe would have rebooked this person on a future cruise but this all seems very sus. I’m leaning towards there never was a friend going with but she knows she looks like a loser going alone to get away from her family as opposed to spending quality time with a good friend so she made up the story. My thing is …why did they not splurge for concierge so she could have her own table and eat all day in the lounge? Must have been last minute with no availability since they are set for life.

 

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