The things kids say

[Sardine]

My boyfriends nephew is super cute. I think he's 7 or 8. My bf was facetiming him and showed him our cat. He went "Aw she's cute but..." and then his mum cut him off. When my bf asked why later, she said "he said she's cute but doesn't want to get too attached to her in case she dies"

 

[watermelon sugar]

When my nephew first started talking me and my sister were trying to teach him 'big fish' but he just kept saying witch we were correcting him obviously. But a few weeks later, totally forgotten about, a big fish comes on the telly and my nephew is like 'look at that witch on the telly'

 

[springheeledyeti]

The classic horror of using a public toilet and taking my daughter in with me (she was only 4) so we could both pee and she yelled 'MUMMY I DON'T WANNA SEE YOUR BUM!'

Saw a man in his garden on a hot day with his top off 'WHY IS THAT MAN NAKED?!'

Ahh they always have to yell these things