Let’s talk about very inappropriate things our kids have said. Mine are a while ago now as my daughter is 22 but she came out with some crackers.
While in the chippy, a very large man walked in and joined the queue. Daughter aged about 4 said very loud “Mummy, I think that man will need a LOT of fish and chips!”
In Morrison’s “Mummy, I just did a massive loud pump like you do!”
Also in Morrison’s at the checkout “Mummy, that lady has very big boobies like you do”
What classics have you or your kids come out with?
While in the chippy, a very large man walked in and joined the queue. Daughter aged about 4 said very loud “Mummy, I think that man will need a LOT of fish and chips!”
In Morrison’s “Mummy, I just did a massive loud pump like you do!”
Also in Morrison’s at the checkout “Mummy, that lady has very big boobies like you do”
What classics have you or your kids come out with?