Just reminds me of Gemma that time she was walking off and she said ‘go and get another selfie with Rita Ora darling I’m done’ or somethingSo random but reading this and spotted Vas in the backgroundam I the only one baffled at how he always ends up at these events and rubbing shoulders with A-listers constantly.. What does he even do??
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there’s a Gemma Collins one liner for everyone i swear
I haven’t read the thread just the last couple comments but has it been said when she says to lockie ‘you alright’ he says ‘not really actually’ and she goes ‘why you ill’ hahahaha makes me laugh. Doesn’t sound funny but if you know the scene I mean, it is funny
'ive been devastated and you've been round there for a egg salad'Nothing beats the arguments between Bobby and Gemma.
When Gemma complained she was tired. “She ain’t been down the mines, she’s been to new look”
Plus you'd be marrying into the Wright's and quite frankly fuck that
I just imagine her sitting there dressed in a white trouser suit from Pretty Little Thing, with a whiskey, a fat cigar between her fingers, staring into the distance and plotting the demise of her enemies (pretty much everyone on Towie bar Diags). Bobby has been summoned, to which she turns to address him and say, in her deepest voice, "I don't like violence Bob, but I'm a business woman. And blood is a big expense". A gun shot is heard in the distance, whilst Joey walks in and asks what the noise was. She turns and looks him in the eye, whilst responding in quiet and calm voice "Don't ask me about my business, Joe"Chloe Don Corleone Simms
Yep. There’s an episode where Carol says she doesn’t blame mark for what he’s put lauren through but instead blames Lauren for being so weak and allowing it to happen ???? So tapped
Fern also has a great TV career - her own reality show on ITV which so far has had 7 series, came third on I'm a Celeb, had a slot as a showbiz reporter on This Morning and was a guest panelist on Loose Women, and a role on stage in the Great Gatsby.Jasmin is really famous in India, like front cover of magazine level famous.
She even had a billboard in times square...Fern has a convict ex....I know who won that fight
People say this a lot but I really don’t see Kate as some big prize
she’s landed on her feet and married a loaded footballer with a shit load of baggage that is all. Don’t think she brings much to the table to be honest, and I very much doubt she would of taken on the “step mummy” role for a widow who lived in semi-detatched in Romford. 
I couldn’t stand Lydia after the first few seasons she thought she was better than everyone .. remember when she argued with Megan ? and Megan told her straight about how she thinks she’s posh and better than everyone but lives up the road from herAgreed. And I adored Danielle she put Lydia in her place beautifully
“I’m just telling you don’t hag her off”
“I’ll do what I want to do Lyd, and if you don’t like it you can piss off”
and the ‘you and your fringe can fuck off’
Condoning violence which caused an innocent bystander to get hurt, and kicking a door in OUTSIDE of the show is weird babe x
There’s a difference between entertainment and bitching and actual emotional and physical abuse. You can’t let someone get away with abusing people just because they’re on a show wtf! Especially when it’s outside the show and not scripted like the things lockie has done! They kicked Dan osbourne off the show for sending abusive voice notes or voice mails to his ex so lockie kicking in hotel doors and abusing his ex should be taken the same way!
You sound ignorant as fuck
