The Only Way Is Essex #13

[Tifastrife]

How many leaving parties has this man had? Just fucking leave already.

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

“ CHLOE FUCKING SIMS THAT DONE THAT NOW DONT THROW ME UNDER THE BUS.
COME HERE AND TELL THE FUCKING TRUTH”

*chases after her and throws drink*

Kills me even now

You’ve gone round there eating his boiled egg salad.
I’m fucking devastated, Gem

Tired? She ain’t been down the mines. She’s been to New Look
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I feel like Gemma’s “What’s up, you ill?” hasn’t been brought up here in ages

 

[wellingtonboots]

We can all count ourselves lucky that this series we didn’t have to put up with a patronising Chloe sims checking if Elma is good enough for her Diags!

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

What the fuck are these monstrosities?!

 

[louisababe]

THREAD TITLE #14. TOWIE Dan ain’t the man, Amber needs a Ring and Pram !

 

[Telly Fanatic]

I think Chloe Meadows is very sly.

 

[Cocochanel21]

Let’s face it we all knew it was coming, amber hasn’t been happy with Dan for a while and she’s seen her friends get engaged and have babies and she wants that. The only thing Dan cares about is his hair..

 

[bananabutter]

I miss the GC, she was a bit of a dick but she was hilarious glad the sims have gone, binch of bunny boilers and unpopular opinion glad tommy and Georgia have gone too

I could never warm to Tommy and Georgia

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

Why is Brockett always after other women’s cast offs. It’s embarrassing. She’s a great looking girl, I don’t know why she behaves so desperate.

Have found myself warming to Danni this series. Can’t put my finger on why exactly but I quite like her.

I think she was much prettier before she had work done

 

[bananabutter]

I was genuinely pleased to see this. Everyone deserves to be with someone who loves them as much as you love them and it was sad to see how much she adored him when he was indifferent to her. One day she’ll be thankful it ended when it did. She’s only 29 still loads of time to meet a decent man and settle down and have the family she wants. Dan is not that man, he’ll be the same in his fifties.

 

[Tifastrife]

I wish Amy had her own thread cause every third post is about her not posting bloody Richie

 

[Kazza12345]

Chloe Meadows gives off bad vibes, I can’t explain it!! I feel like this series she’s been making snide comments about Chloe B but she also seems to thrive off drama and seeing things kick off between others. Ive gone off Amber as well- I used to feel like she was misunderstood but this series she seems to be acting high and mighty ‍ Courtney is quite likeable but she seems to be a crowd pleaser and so there’s never anything exciting happening in her scenes.. will be interesting to see how their friendship with Brockett pans out over the next series!

 

[bananabutter]

You’ve gone round there eating his boiled egg salad.
I’m fucking devastated, Gem

Tired? She ain’t been down the mines. She’s been to New Look
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I feel like Gemma’s “What’s up, you ill?” hasn’t been brought up here in ages

“I called you and apologised for swearing at you because no man should speak to a woman like that. Didn’t I?!”

“No”

“You dirty fucking liar”

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

Has anyone seen the Amber and Dan interview on the towie social media page? He just looks like he can’t stand her and she’s just trying so hard. She mentions babies and says only joking and I thought I bet you’re not and you would love to settle down with him. I think she’s wasting her time with him

I’ve never seen the attraction to him
He’s got the personality of a plank of wood

 

[upsid3down]

I feel for her because I think a lot of girls have been in this kind of relationship where all you want is that commitment but they just never give it. She's pestered him for years so I can only imagine what it's been like behind closed doors. I'm guessing a few ultimatums and she's finally wised up to the fact he's never going to be that guy for her and it's ended in this split. It's a shame for her but to be honest he's shown her who he is countless times and she's stayed so she has herself to blame too.

 

[Ktb]

Boys on tour
What’s Lockie gone as?

The fuck are those?

 

[Jennytea]

It’s the way Amy is on this season talking about Amber and Dan and saying what’s gonna happen to their dog if they break up .. Rich coming from someone who has kids with 3 men at 32.. Maybe you should think about this when it comes to your children and stop worrying about a dog hun

 

[Wickerbasket1]

Dan is more in love with Diags that he would ever be with Amber !!

 

[Yorkshirewife]

Boys on tour
What’s Lockie gone as?
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The fuck are those?
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He looks like Bruce jenner before he openly admitted he was transitioning.

 

[Jennytea]

Why do you have to pose with pizza like this though?