The Knightstrider #4 The Pimp & his Pornstar

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I see we have another vlog from our man on the ground in Tenereef it’s our roving reporter Andrew.
What a strange time of the year to shut a bar. Surely this is peak season to make some money. Interested to see how he spends 2 weeks without Laura rattling around in another huge villa.
 
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Hmm, is the bar in trouble? closing for two weeks (or so reopening date TBC) as we approach the school holiday's seems madness to me
Wouldn’t surprise me, it seems like a total money pit considering you can’t fit more than 10 people in there and the only people who go are saddos who want to meet him & Lawra
 
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It seems everyone that has lived in Tenerife for longer than 2 years in an expert in the terrain and survival skills needed to do a 11 mile walk in 30 degree heat!!! If the story is true that he has attempted to walk then clearly its not good news. If any of the rumours are correct about his lifestyle choices, there is more to him disappearing.
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The fact that Moobs is now some sort of Bear Grills charector appearing on all sorts of media channels is a farce! This big child needs to butt out as he clearly knows nothing, it's just self promotion fir the king narcassist!
 
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It seems everyone that has lived in Tenerife for longer than 2 years in an expert in the terrain and survival skills needed to do a 11 mile walk in 30 degree heat!!! If the story is true that he has attempted to walk then clearly its not good news. If any of the rumours are correct about his lifestyle choices, there is more to him disappearing.
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The fact that Moobs is now some sort of Bear Grills charector appearing on all sorts of media channels is a farce! This big child needs to butt out as he clearly knows nothing, it's just self promotion fir the king narcassist!
SPOT ON MATEY
 
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Ive said from the start, it's another Ricky D'cotta case.

He's crossed the wrong person and he's been 'disappeared'.

I'm prepared to look like an idiot if I'm totally wrong of course.
 
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I remember when the tit has previously said he is not into the news or politics!!! It's all about bringing a little bit of sunshine in to your lives and only positive comments allowed. Can't get his mug out of the news lately!! Plus, moaning about what the council are spending the money on E.g. Those screens he keeps moaning about!! (politics) FIRST CLASS twit, GRIFTER, BULL SHITTER
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It seems everyone that has lived in Tenerife for longer than 2 years in an expert in the terrain and survival skills needed to do a 11 mile walk in 30 degree heat!!! If the story is true that he has attempted to walk then clearly its not good news. If any of the rumours are correct about his lifestyle choices, there is more to him disappearing.
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The fact that Moobs is now some sort of Bear Grills charector appearing on all sorts of media channels is a farce! This big child needs to butt out as he clearly knows nothing, it's just self promotion fir the king narcassist!
He’s more likely to grill bears than be like Bear Grills
 
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Ive said from the start, it's another Ricky D'cotta case.

He's crossed the wrong person and he's been 'disappeared'.

I'm prepared to look like an idiot if I'm totally wrong of course.
I have to admit it does look a bit dodgy, I don't believe he ended up with 2 randoms in a villa In the middle of nowhere. Of course after party's happen but you tend to end up with a group of randoms and not just 2 blokes? I wonder what Moobs actually thinks when he stops thinking it's all about him!!!
It's amazing really as he constantly tells us how busy he is and his cars are all booked out but now he seems to have a fleet of free vehicles to give out to search parties?????
He is a repulsive, vile individual that is trying to get his 15 minutes of fame due to some disappearance that we all know is not going to end well.
 
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If the bar is being closed, surely it must mean that they’re off to Florida?
He’ll take Annamilf as he wants to keep up appearances- and let’s be honest, she’s been his beard for years
 
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It would be so funny if they are going to Florida amongst this media circus.

Also, he gloats about how “busy” he is and how people have to be quick to rent one of his cars, but he could spare 10 of them at the drop of a hat? 🤔

Was skivvy lisa told to cancel or some bookings or has she been twiddling her thumbs waiting for reservations??
 
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I just don't get how Moobs seems to be involved with everything that is Tenerife, gives it the large constantly but dosnt actually have anything to show for it other than a 2 nice watches. Daddy owns Sanasty and he lives in a crappy rental.??
It also appears he dosnt have a Mrs now and suddenly has no interest in his dog!
There is no way them two are still together!
He has morphed in to Clair Baldong on Botox??
 
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Comments all over Facebook are about how wonderful it is he’s actually gone to help with the search… no he hasn’t. The only way Pandy is finding the lad is if he happens to wander straight in to Starbucks or tandoori hut.
 
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The search for the wrongun is briefly moved to the Los Cristianos area in the south of the island due to a potential sighting, but police quickly "discount" that lead and move the search back to the original area. i recon this was moobs giving this information so he could then invite searchers back to buddies for some trade
 
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Comments all over Facebook are about how wonderful it is he’s actually gone to help with the search… no he hasn’t. The only way Pandy is finding the lad is if he happens to wander straight in to Starbucks or tandoori hut.
His followers are so cult like
 
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