The Knightstrider #4 The Pimp & his Pornstar

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I think WWE is more realistic than Garvey’s reactions. Clearly plays up for the camera in order to “go viral”.

Bloke is fkn goose
 
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I was sat in a bar in Adeje yesterday and in he comes with his phone chatting away on a live the whole time he was in there. It's a lovely bar but he takes against one of the waiters cos he apparently wasn't very welcoming & was staring at him when he left 🤷‍♂️. Probably was wondering why some loner was shouting to his phone on a tripod for the whole time.

Two people recognised him while he was in there, he loved it. 'do you want a selfie?'
 
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I was sat in a bar in Adeje yesterday and in he comes with his phone chatting away on a live the whole time he was in there. It's a lovely bar but he takes against one of the waiters cos he apparently wasn't very welcoming & was staring at him when he left 🤷‍♂️. Probably was wondering why some loner was shouting to his phone on a tripod for the whole time.

Two people recognised him while he was in there, he loved it. 'do you want a selfie?'
He's an absolute arse.

I mentioned before, when I was over in March, and it was very evident that he's not well liked amongst the local business owners/workers.
 
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I was sat in a bar in Adeje yesterday and in he comes with his phone chatting away on a live the whole time he was in there. It's a lovely bar but he takes against one of the waiters cos he apparently wasn't very welcoming & was staring at him when he left 🤷‍♂️. Probably was wondering why some loner was shouting to his phone on a tripod for the whole time.

Two people recognised him while he was in there, he loved it. 'do you want a selfie?'
I wonder how he or she would react if someone walked into Broodies and did this. I think we all know.🤔
 
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Posts a photo of his chocolate donut and coffee and tries to justify it by claiming that’s what Canarians have for breakfast. Maybe they do, but when you’re getting fatter by the day then maybe lay off the shite food!! But we all know that with Pandys diet akin to that of a 5 year old he’ll still be munching the sweets and cake after his chicken nugget dinner!!
 
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Posts a photo of his chocolate donut and coffee and tries to justify it by claiming that’s what Canarians have for breakfast. Maybe they do, but when you’re getting fatter by the day then maybe lay off the shite food!! But we all know that with Pandys diet akin to that of a 5 year old he’ll still be munching the sweets and cake after his chicken nugget dinner!!
The guy will have diabetes very soon, his diet is abysmal. He looks 10/15 years older than he actually is! I often wonder if it's some kind of joke how much sugar he consumes?? Anamilff is a dog but to think she finds him attractive is ludicrous! Big fat child like man is repulsive!
 
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Actually a half decent vlog from Pandy that I found interesting about Garveys 3 bed apartment. Although laughable from the start where Pandy pretends he knows about being a builder? Quickly getting a pair of hammers out they tell us they are going to deal with the woodworm and damp in the cupboards! We're treated to a quick time-lapse of Pandy looking busy, but quite soon we find out they are well out of their depth and have to bring a builder in that actually knows what he is doing!!! No vlog is complete without the Chuckle Brothers telling us how big the apartment is around 30 times repetivly. Just another advert to rent the apartment, it becomes obvious throughout the vog that Garvey is not very good at interior design also, with a spattering of 80s garb lying around that looks like it was purchased at the local car boot sale!
 
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Actually a half decent vlog from Pandy that I found interesting about Garveys 3 bed apartment. Although laughable from the start where Pandy pretends he knows about being a builder? Quickly getting a pair of hammers out they tell us they are going to deal with the woodworm and damp in the cupboards! We're treated to a quick time-lapse of Pandy looking busy, but quite soon we find out they are well out of their depth and have to bring a builder in that actually knows what he is doing!!! No vlog is complete without the Chuckle Brothers telling us how big the apartment is around 30 times repetivly. Just another advert to rent the apartment, it becomes obvious throughout the vog that Garvey is not very good at interior design also, with a spattering of 80s garb lying around that looks like it was purchased at the local car boot sale!
They keep telling us "they don't tell you this on a Place in the Sun". His dad says they get phone calls from their agent telling them the oven is broken and will need replaced, etc etc etc. All things that you know about, or you should, when you decide to rent your apartment. And lets be honest, Mr Knight senior has been renting for 30 years or so, so it can't be all bad. Then you discover that this apartment has rates starting at £825 per week. That's £3300 minimum per month. Plus they also have a 1 bed in the same complex that also gets rented out. So, around 5k a month in rentals. Less tax and expenses still leaves a healthy income. So yes, maybe there are some things that A Place in the Sun don't tell us. But also, it isn't as bleak as the Knights would want us to think.
 
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The above post is very true, not to mention the value of the properties that have sky rocketed over the years. Old Garveys House is massive also in Liverpool, he easily has over a million in assets. Fat boy knows it and is why he just fucks about with a camera all the time. It will all come to him and his dosser sister.
 
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The above post is very true, not to mention the value of the properties that have sky rocketed over the years. Old Garveys House is massive also in Liverpool, he easily has over a million in assets. Fat boy knows it and is why he just fucks about with a camera all the time. It will all come to him and his dosser sister.
Yip, everything given to him on a plate.

Fair play to his dad, he's obviously worked hard and made some smart investments.

His son certainly didn't inherit the same work ethic, and he certainly didn't inherit the brains of his dad.
 
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Does make you wonder how thick his subscribers are, when they know all the property income he probably receives and they pay for him to get pissed in a bar.
 
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He says he keeps getting asked will he go to Santa Cruz today to cover this protest he keeps ranting on about. Of course he won't, for a start it's an hour away in the car and he says he's far to busy. Although he finds time most days to walk up and down the Golden mile with his phone out. Like the volcano in Palma, he will probably hack together other people's video content of this protest against tourism and post it on his channel.
 
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Yip, everything given to him on a plate.

Fair play to his dad, he's obviously worked hard and made some smart investments.

His son certainly didn't inherit the same work ethic, and he certainly didn't inherit the brains of his dad.
Yeah, love him or hate him, Garvey is a business man! Fat boy is one massive let down!
 
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This is the reality of the bar at around 5pm today, 'watch to the end' Kevin the Scotsman was walking past. 3 people in the bar and maybe our hostess sitting on the phone.
 
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View attachment 2888085This is the reality of the bar at around 5pm today, 'watch to the end' Kevin the Scotsman was walking past. 3 people in the bar and maybe our hostess sitting on the phone.
That's what it was like when I was over.

That was during Cheltenham week aswell, so one of the busy weeks of the year. Sports bar just down the hill called the 19th hole was rammed every day.
 
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That's what it was like when I was over.

That was during Cheltenham week aswell, so one of the busy weeks of the year. Sports bar just down the hill called the 19th hole was rammed every day.
Annamilf will be getting rammed daily on OF to makeup the losses.. 🤢
 
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That's what it was like when I was over.

That was during Cheltenham week aswell, so one of the busy weeks of the year. Sports bar just down the hill called the 19th hole was rammed every day.
No doubt they would say, there was 50 people up on their amazzzing roof terrace, that has an amazzzing view of a palm tree.
 
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That's what it was like when I was over.

That was during Cheltenham week aswell, so one of the busy weeks of the year. Sports bar just down the hill called the 19th hole was rammed every day.
The way he's been banging on lately about the tourist demonstrations would suggest the bar is not doing too well. And the car hire might be taking a hit as well. Going to great lengths telling us all to get ourselves over there.
 
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Haven't looked at TripAdvisor in a while. But since January it looks like 8 or 9 average, poor and terrible rated reviews of the bar have managed to escape (so far) being removed.
 
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