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the Knightstrider #2 The PervStrider, scrounge on!
Thank you @Telly Fanatic for the new thread title
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Thanks @thinice for the great title.
The thread to the previous Andy Pandy & Lawra (aka annamilf) thread can be found above.
Recap? Where do we start? Pandy and our Lawra think they are Tenerife's chocolate couple. Smugness is their go to behaviour but they are as thick as mince. However a previous dalliance on OnlyFans is what they want us all to forget about. Also they have just bought Buddies bar in Los Cristianos but for some reason Pandy likes to keep that from his disciples. A few posts on Insta so far but that is it. What do they have planned? Watch this space..
I predict another trip to Florida in September/October for Halloween horror nights again.
In his latest slog he appears to be sipping Moet and boasting he has a refined palate. However, he orders the usual. Chicken sat eye followed by the Galician beefburger. Lawra proceeds to say Ammazzinn at least a hundred times as well. Neglects to show us the bill. Hmm. Was he given the Moet free by any chance?
Ffs, these pair of clowns don't know what a high end restaurant is! This place is NOT special whatsoever, it's just more expensive than others they go to and a couple of sips of Moet thrown in, all at the Subs expense of course......... The Pair of em have limited taste buds. Same ole, same ole choices...... AMMAAAAAAZIN 
Great title!
At least they didn’t open a “Preta Manga”.
A brothel would have been more apt
Barely watched anything for weeks and had a look at what I missed and I just can’t be bothered watching any of it, with the possible exception of the Garvey travel vlogs. Just all done to death. Would find it more interesting content if he actually did more about the bar, the buying it, doing it up, reopening, etc.
A Swingers one.. Yeah. Every hole's a goal with Moobs and Gums
@gilly31 you are correct they have brought the bar and named it knightsrider new vlog just gone up x
Did Garvey buy the bar or what
A bar bought with all the donations they scrounge, and the money they have fleeced from the "charity" stuff
All them live streams they do have paid off.
I wonder if they bugger of to Florida while the builders are doing the work 
Do you think they drive to Celebration for a coffee in hope of meeting Adam the Woo?
Adam has been known to promote other peoples channels.
Adam has been known to promote other peoples channels.
All I can say is OMFG.
Pandy now does his very, very special reveal (his words) via a Buddies slog.
Mentions all the time it is HIS business but Lawra seems to say OURS. I thought she was the bar manager. Allegedly.
All ties in with Garvey saying before they last went over to Florida that he was over to sign some Spanish Land Registry docs. So, Garvey's money must be involved somewhere.
They say we will ALL be involved in helping them rename it, do it up etc. How privileged we all are. His disciples will love it. Any suggestions they come up he will discard anyway.
Bar closed for a month, so I can feel a Florida trip coming on. Lots of hard work apparently.
Running a bar is hard. Is Moobs up to it? Says it will not affect his review slogs on other bars/restaurants, but is that true. He never promotes any other car hire company on Tenerife apart from his own. So, why will he continue to allegedly independently promote other Tenerife bars and restaurants which will be their competition? Makes no sense but brain cell knows best doesn't he? Will he install a Starbucks tap in the bar as well?
Still waiting for Part 2 of his life story. Long wait I reckon. They are so pleased with themselves. Everything is SO perfect.
At least I know what bar NOT to go to when we are next in Tenerife!
Scrounge on!
Pandy now does his very, very special reveal (his words) via a Buddies slog.
Mentions all the time it is HIS business but Lawra seems to say OURS. I thought she was the bar manager. Allegedly.
All ties in with Garvey saying before they last went over to Florida that he was over to sign some Spanish Land Registry docs. So, Garvey's money must be involved somewhere.
They say we will ALL be involved in helping them rename it, do it up etc. How privileged we all are. His disciples will love it. Any suggestions they come up he will discard anyway.
Bar closed for a month, so I can feel a Florida trip coming on. Lots of hard work apparently.
Running a bar is hard. Is Moobs up to it? Says it will not affect his review slogs on other bars/restaurants, but is that true. He never promotes any other car hire company on Tenerife apart from his own. So, why will he continue to allegedly independently promote other Tenerife bars and restaurants which will be their competition? Makes no sense but brain cell knows best doesn't he? Will he install a Starbucks tap in the bar as well?
Still waiting for Part 2 of his life story. Long wait I reckon. They are so pleased with themselves. Everything is SO perfect.
At least I know what bar NOT to go to when we are next in Tenerife!
Scrounge on!
I imagine getting a round of drinks in and he serves you!
Threeee pints of Guinnesssss Lawra
One packkkkkk of salt of vinegar Crisssspsss, we like those don’t weeee Lawra
It would take 5 bleeping minutes with the way he exaggerates the words.
Threeee pints of Guinnesssss Lawra
One packkkkkk of salt of vinegar Crisssspsss, we like those don’t weeee Lawra
It would take 5 bleeping minutes with the way he exaggerates the words.
I'm assuming they'll head off to Florida for HHN while someone else does the hard work - they have stretched the Florida videos out for months to last them until now
So, almost finishing the going home Vlog from 5 days ago and a few thoughts:
firstly, don’t embarrass the porter saying he works for tips and no salary then proceed to say you’ll look after him by giving him $20 for a full trolley of cases, you’re going home give him $50 at least.
2) Why does Lawra insist on always wearing flesh coloured leggings to travel in, it’s quite off putting.
3) Why wait until the day you go home to go to City Walk to exchange a shirt?
4) This video went up on the 1st of September,
Jimmy Buffet died 1st of September, obviously their bullshit about the sizing being wrong killed him off with shock.
firstly, don’t embarrass the porter saying he works for tips and no salary then proceed to say you’ll look after him by giving him $20 for a full trolley of cases, you’re going home give him $50 at least.
2) Why does Lawra insist on always wearing flesh coloured leggings to travel in, it’s quite off putting.
3) Why wait until the day you go home to go to City Walk to exchange a shirt?
4) This video went up on the 1st of September,
Jimmy Buffet died 1st of September, obviously their bullshit about the sizing being wrong killed him off with shock.
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