SooooAnyway
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#211 Mingham mentality - Trips before Hips
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SooooAnyway
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An anagram of Rosabelle Manor is Marble Arse Loon
Honeyrocket
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Honestly it still baffles me that someone thought putting an open toilet in the bedroom was a good idea 
Poo particles in the bed doesn't exactly scream "Manor home"
Poo particles in the bed doesn't exactly scream "Manor home"
It's way too early but "Trips before hips hun" HAS to make it into the next thread title.
Neck lace
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211: Comment down below if you also have slept with my husband.
Ghost82
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Poor Isla. She’s been cast aside by the mother that used to have her as her shadow. She’s scared to sleep in her own room. She had symptoms of OCD which her mother cured with a gifted book from the ifam and they have been letting Jace pinch, hit and slap her because her creepy father doesn’t want to stifle Jaces character and thinks it’s funny. It’s a shame Jane didn’t stifle creepies character when he was younger. They might not be in the mess they are now if she had.
No wonder that little girl looks lost in her own home and doesn’t feel comfortable when she’s been shoved aside and her father laughs when his boy is hitting her. Jace is almost three years old. He has no rules. I’ve seen vlogs where 13 year old Isabelle was eating toast in a bowl that was in the sink because she wasn’t allowed to get crumbs on creepies floor yet Jace runs around with the contents of the toddler height snack cupboard whenever he likes. Chris clearly doesnt have the same rules for his stepchild as he does his son. Another thing I’ve noticed with them. In the early days vlogs Isabelle must have been about 11 or 12 and Sarah would do her hair with braids and she was always dressed nice and in decent clothes. Isla at 9 never has her hair done nice anymore. I’d be surprised if Sarah can remember when she last brushed it. She’s laughed at and they complain that she’s putting dirty clothes back in her wardrobe or leaving piles of clothing beside her wardrobe when in reality they’ve probably been dumped there by those two scruffy parents because they are too lazy to put things away. They said it’s because Isla changes into numerous outfits a day yet she only seems to wear the same dirty looking pyjamas or outfit day after day. The poor girl is scruffy because she’s been left to fend for herself while her mother and father do fuck all. Yes Isla used to act spoilt but she’s now a shadow of her former self. She’s 9 years old and it’s sad to see how she gets treated in that house. Isabelle was a lot older than Isla yet didn’t look neglected and scruffy but that was in the days when they were trying to make out they were the perfect family for the vlogs. Remember when Sarah didn‘t notice that a whole lolly was stuck in Islas hair until the next day even though Isla had told her at the beach? Neglectful parents. Stop letting Jace hit her and comb her fucking hair and run her a bath once in a while!
The poor girl only acts like a three year old because she knows lazy only bothers with the babies since she had the last two. If she doesn’t climb into the cot with her brother she’s not going to get any of the attention she’s craving from her mother. Let creepy read to Jace once in a while and let Isla read an age appropriate book with her mum in her own bed at bedtime. Why they pulled her out of school to ignore her and let her fend for herself all day baffles me. 
Imagine being that mother who lets down your children so your husband can follow his dreams and to make it worst his dream is to squeeze his family into a tiny van and park them on random fields doing nothing because he doesn’t want to spend the money his children earn on anybody but himself.
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Winners_Song
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This has been in my head for days (sorry Michelle)
getmeoutofhere
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So Isabelle is doing GCSE’s this year.
Sarah says the girls have had breakfast and gone upstairs to do school work.
she’s then chatting to Esme and Isabelle saying it’s 2pm (Esme isn’t even dressed) and she’s taking mila for her jabs. Esme says she doesn’t know it was 2pm and she’s been really busy tidying her room and getting it perfect and now she’s been making slime.
sarah then goes and Isabelle says her and the girls have cleaned the kitchen for when sarah gets back and they are now off to watch a movie.
When’s all this school work getting done exactly??!?
Sarah says the girls have had breakfast and gone upstairs to do school work.
she’s then chatting to Esme and Isabelle saying it’s 2pm (Esme isn’t even dressed) and she’s taking mila for her jabs. Esme says she doesn’t know it was 2pm and she’s been really busy tidying her room and getting it perfect and now she’s been making slime.
sarah then goes and Isabelle says her and the girls have cleaned the kitchen for when sarah gets back and they are now off to watch a movie.
When’s all this school work getting done exactly??!?
Cheezychips
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That unit on the left is upside down, it's got a bit at the top sticking out to the side which should go on the floor to balance itCongratulations @sunniva
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TLDR
- The Inghams have named their house Rosabelle Manor. Manor! MANOR! Bit ironic considering almost (not Mila... yet) everyone who lives there is feral and has no manners.
- Sarah is seeking a second opinion on Mila's hip because she doesn't understand the diagnosis as it apparently wasn't properly explained to her at the original appointment due to limited time. More like she doesn't want the upcoming road trip plans to be ruined. It sounded like Sarah was more worried about the impact the surgery will have on everyone but Mila. The referral will potentially be at The Portland Hospital in London as according to Sarah they only have specialists there and in Sheffield.
- A letter for the HMRC Debt Management was possibly sighted on the kitchen table.
- Isabelle is scared to go to the gym because there will be other people around.
- More renovations are happening in the house. Sarah has turned her bedroom intochav centrala spa retreat. The room has countless candles and at least 8 vases of flowers and pampas grass. The set for life Inghams have brought all the items for the renovation from Asda.
- The Inghams are back to taking Sundays off vlogging.
- Mila is being used to advertise the badly replicated doll of her
Hi SteveWhen will you next be paying a visit to Rosabelle Manor? I hope you like fake plants because it looks like there will be at least 600,000 of them in the manor.
Credit to @Joris Bobson
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SarahGard83
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If you're well enough to post stupid photos and Instagram stories then you don't need to be at A&E!
Cockleshell Bay
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I think they regret buying it, clearly was an impulse buy. Miles away from family, backing onto a motorway and full of cold marble that echos. They completed that house move in record time, they were desperate, the builder clearly saw them coming and the rest is history…
What about on the big lazy one’s insta when they are in the hot tub - big lazy says that she forgets they have Sundays off and the big kid says…..we deserve it!!! Fucking hell you moron’s
NHS Staff who worked all through the pandemic and all other workers who work 13 hours a day 7 days a week ‘deserve’ a day off not you lazy bunch of wasters - I’m sure they ‘plant’ stuff in their slogs to create slapback……boy it works
NHS Staff who worked all through the pandemic and all other workers who work 13 hours a day 7 days a week ‘deserve’ a day off not you lazy bunch of wasters - I’m sure they ‘plant’ stuff in their slogs to create slapback……boy it works
Charmball
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Imagine being mortgaged to the hilt for £700k and the house be falling apart 
Chris also said if you step on the tiles when the grouting is broken like it is, the tiles will crack/break. Forgive me if I am wrong but the last time I checked real Marble is very thick and quite hard to break….surely standing on a loose marble tile wouldn’t crack it?
Chris also said if you step on the tiles when the grouting is broken like it is, the tiles will crack/break. Forgive me if I am wrong but the last time I checked real Marble is very thick and quite hard to break….surely standing on a loose marble tile wouldn’t crack it?
getmeoutofhere
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I feel like Isla only went for the dinosaur bedding because she knows jace gets all the attention and sarah and Chris are always trying to push dinosaurs onto him. Sort of like if she likes that she will get more attention?
thegreencow
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Congratulations @sunniva
TLDR
- The Inghams have named their house Rosabelle Manor. Manor! MANOR! Bit ironic considering almost (not Mila... yet) everyone who lives there is feral and has no manners.
- Sarah is seeking a second opinion on Mila's hip because she doesn't understand the diagnosis as it apparently wasn't properly explained to her at the original appointment due to limited time. More like she doesn't want the upcoming road trip plans to be ruined. It sounded like Sarah was more worried about the impact the surgery will have on everyone but Mila. The referral will potentially be at The Portland Hospital in London as according to Sarah they only have specialists there and in Sheffield.
- A letter for the HMRC Debt Management was possibly sighted on the kitchen table.
- Isabelle is scared to go to the gym because there will be other people around.
- More renovations are happening in the house. Sarah has turned her bedroom intochav central a spa retreat. The room has countless candles and at least 8 vases of flowers and pampas grass. The set for life Inghams have brought all the items for the renovation from Asda.
- The Inghams are back to taking Sundays off vlogging.
- Mila is being used to advertise the badly replicated doll of her
Hi Steve When will you next be paying a visit to Rosabelle Manor? I hope you like fake plants because it looks like there will be at least 600,000 of them in the manor.
Credit to @Joris Bobson
TLDR
- The Inghams have named their house Rosabelle Manor. Manor! MANOR! Bit ironic considering almost (not Mila... yet) everyone who lives there is feral and has no manners.
- Sarah is seeking a second opinion on Mila's hip because she doesn't understand the diagnosis as it apparently wasn't properly explained to her at the original appointment due to limited time. More like she doesn't want the upcoming road trip plans to be ruined. It sounded like Sarah was more worried about the impact the surgery will have on everyone but Mila. The referral will potentially be at The Portland Hospital in London as according to Sarah they only have specialists there and in Sheffield.
- A letter for the HMRC Debt Management was possibly sighted on the kitchen table.
- Isabelle is scared to go to the gym because there will be other people around.
- More renovations are happening in the house. Sarah has turned her bedroom into
- The Inghams are back to taking Sundays off vlogging.
- Mila is being used to advertise the badly replicated doll of her
Hi Steve
When will you next be paying a visit to Rosabelle Manor? I hope you like fake plants because it looks like there will be at least 600,000 of them in the manor.Credit to @Joris Bobson
thegreencow
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THE TRUTH ABOUT OUR HOUSE..
Lazy starts the vlog with Jace, who is walking down the marble staircase by himself behind her. I thought someone was always with him when he walked down them? Another lie. They're off to the airport for lunch. Lazy says they tricked the ifam.
The Inghams are at a local airfield, ready for Creepy's first flight as a qualified pilot. They have planes and helicopters taking off constantly. The café is cheap and Creepy says watching planes take off will enthuse everyone afterwards. The food is amazing and portions are so big. Lazy took the kids to the café a couple of days before the roadtrip but Creepy stayed behind to work on the van.
The girls are outside at the park. Lazy and Isabelle have a latte. Creepy has a tea because he hasn't had one in a while. Jace wants to be filmed. Jace asked for a hamburger for lunch today. Lazy and Creepy have no idea where he got the word from as they never mention it to him. The café only do a giant adult hamburger but Lazy isn't wasting food so she's got him a bacon butty because it still comes in the bread cake. Isabelle and Lazy are going for a gym induction today and are then meeting Isabelle's friend at a desert bar. Jace cuts his 'hamburger'. He says it's so good. Afterwards Jace wants an ice cream with the girls. Creepy is left at the table with Isabelle. Footage of some planes.
The Inghams are now at the park. Lazy puts her in a swing. Esme gets in a swing that seems to be a little too small for her. More planes. Creepy tells Isabelle she can't do push ups. I doubt you can either you big girl's blouse. Creepy says he did 20 bench presses but Isabelle tells him he wasn't going down to the floor. Jace pushes Mila on the swing. Lazy says he needs a new coat because it's 12-18 months. Half blurry footage of a plane landing. Lazy tells us that Creepy once got a flying lesson for his birthday from his parents and when it ended he said he should be called 'Pilot Chris'. He says he landed in one of the hardest airports to land in in the country in Leeds but Lazy says it was on a hot summers day with no wind.
Lazy and Isabelle have dropped Creepy, the girls and Jace home. They're at a gym and plan to visit 2 gyms today. One was a massive gym with classes but it's 15 minutes from the house. The other gym was smaller but closer to the house with a swimming pool. They cancelled the bigger one because it also has a 6 month membership, whereas the smaller one is month to month.
Creepy has a job to do that he's been procrastinating about. Some of the tiles are loose and knocking the grout out. There are 8 slightly loose tiles. He's been looking for proper ways to repair it. It's disheartening because the expensive farble times are the main feature of the downstairs. It's normal and nothing to do with shoddy work. Over the first year, a house will sink and settle into the position it will be in for life. You're not meant to lay tiles in a new build house for the first year. They had the same issue in the last house. A tiny bit of sinkage is a normal phenomenon.
WARNING!!!! LONG RANT!!!
Time for a rant from Creepy about the cowboy builders. The builders haven't been back to film anything. Creepy can't say what the developer is because its a family friendly channel. The developer left a lot of problems and washed his hands of it. Lazy and Creepy are alone and he's heard a lot of stories similar to theirs. Bloody hell, has he heard himself speak? He'll be on that that Dominic Littlewood show next crying about his broken marble tiles and creaky floors. He knows people will call him out so runs up to the open plan bedroom/bathroom. All the houses that the independent developers built in the area have had the same issues and they all talk to each other, comparing notes. The developers said the house was almost ready but he completion date was brought forward because the chain was collapsing. To facilitate the chain not collapsing, the Inghams had to quickly complete. They were reassured the snags would be fixed including a missing tile in the bathroom, cupboard doors not being on the cabinet, Isla's bathroom unit not being finished, the missing mirrors and the living room log burner was missing and still isn't connected. The sale at full asking price was conditional on the agreement that some of the garden fence was replaced to be cool and transparent so they could have a view of theplyons countryside anywhere in the garden. They wanted the room above the garage to be divided in two and finished, and for the carpeted staircase to be glass, although the Inghams are ok with it as it is now - the point is that it was supposed to be glass. The snags are normal but weren't fixed. They took the piss out (Creepy bleeps this bit) of the Inghams. The bathroom unit is mismatched and the flooring is still creaky. Creepy tried to fix the floor but it only worked for a day. The builders repaired the noisy floorboards but it was nosy gain when the Inghams returned from the roadtrip. Another rant about the log burner. They did a rubbish job, took the mick and did a bodge job. It's bittersweet though because Creepy loves learning about DIY. It's kinda cool for him.
Creepy watched a couple of YouTube videos about how to repair the tiles. It involved lifting the tiles up but now he's found something called Fix-A-Floor, which you have to pump into a drilled hole next to the tile, leave it for 24 hours and it's fixed. Creepy has read HUNDREDS of reviews. He will kick himself so bad if he nicks the tile. Finally he gets on and fixes the tile after all that fuss. Surely he should be moaning to the builder, not to the 12 year old ifam. What will they do? Say how unfair it is and how Creepy and Lazy don't deserve this on the Everything Ingham group?
Back to Lazy and Isabelle now. The gym was amazing but there was no swimming pool. The membership includes membership for multiple gyms in the area, including one with a pool. Isabelle needs an induction as she's under 18. They then went and met up with new friends. Isabelle says she was outgoing at school but felt pressure so when she left she was able to enjoy her own company. Lazy loves that Isabelle is a home girl but wants her to have a group of friends. She wants her to have a shopping day. Isabelle counts Lazy as a friend. Lazy wants her to get up to mischief so she can leant and grow. She wants her to do normal things so has been going out of her way to find new friends with people who have chuldren the same as hers. This was Isabelle's first time meeting up with a 15 and 17 year old girl. They clicked straight away. It's been nice, have new friends and are now home.
Creepy can't get the nozzle of the Fix-A-Floor between the tiles as the grout is so skinny. He can't do it without drilling into the tile, which he doesn't want to do. He's pouring in as much as he can and hoping it sticks. He doesn't know if it will go in enough. If not he will have to get a professional tiler in. He probably should've done that in the first place.
Lazy doesn't know what is going on in the kitchen/hallway but it loos like a crime scene because he's duct taped the whole kitchen up rather than just telling people not to step on the tiles. Footage Of Mila as Esme plays boo with her.
End of vlog
The Inghams buying a house from cowboy builders? Who ever would've guessed that one? 
Rosabelle Manor will be up for sale by the end of the year.
Hey Creepy, how many do you love your wife?
How many brain cells do you have?
Lazy starts the vlog with Jace, who is walking down the marble staircase by himself behind her. I thought someone was always with him when he walked down them? Another lie. They're off to the airport for lunch. Lazy says they tricked the ifam.
The Inghams are at a local airfield
The girls are outside at the park. Lazy and Isabelle have a latte. Creepy has a tea because he hasn't had one in a while. Jace wants to be filmed. Jace asked for a hamburger for lunch today. Lazy and Creepy have no idea where he got the word from as they never mention it to him. The café only do a giant adult hamburger but Lazy isn't wasting food so she's got him a bacon butty because it still comes in the bread cake. Isabelle and Lazy are going for a gym induction today and are then meeting Isabelle's friend at a desert bar. Jace cuts his 'hamburger'. He says it's so good. Afterwards Jace wants an ice cream with the girls. Creepy is left at the table with Isabelle. Footage of some planes.
The Inghams are now at the park. Lazy puts her in a swing. Esme gets in a swing that seems to be a little too small for her. More planes. Creepy tells Isabelle she can't do push ups. I doubt you can either you big girl's blouse. Creepy says he did 20 bench presses but Isabelle tells him he wasn't going down to the floor. Jace pushes Mila on the swing. Lazy says he needs a new coat because it's 12-18 months. Half blurry footage of a plane landing. Lazy tells us that Creepy once got a flying lesson for his birthday from his parents and when it ended he said he should be called 'Pilot Chris'. He says he landed in one of the hardest airports to land in in the country in Leeds but Lazy says it was on a hot summers day with no wind.
Lazy and Isabelle have dropped Creepy, the girls and Jace home. They're at a gym and plan to visit 2 gyms today. One was a massive gym with classes but it's 15 minutes from the house. The other gym was smaller but closer to the house with a swimming pool. They cancelled the bigger one because it also has a 6 month membership, whereas the smaller one is month to month.
Creepy has a job to do that he's been procrastinating about. Some of the tiles are loose and knocking the grout out. There are 8 slightly loose tiles. He's been looking for proper ways to repair it. It's disheartening because the expensive farble times are the main feature of the downstairs. It's normal and nothing to do with shoddy work. Over the first year, a house will sink and settle into the position it will be in for life. You're not meant to lay tiles in a new build house for the first year. They had the same issue in the last house. A tiny bit of sinkage is a normal phenomenon.
WARNING!!!! LONG RANT!!!
Time for a rant from Creepy about the cowboy builders. The builders haven't been back to film anything. Creepy can't say what the developer is because its a family friendly channel. The developer left a lot of problems and washed his hands of it. Lazy and Creepy are alone and he's heard a lot of stories similar to theirs. Bloody hell, has he heard himself speak? He'll be on that that Dominic Littlewood show next crying about his broken marble tiles and creaky floors. He knows people will call him out so runs up to the open plan bedroom/bathroom. All the houses that the independent developers built in the area have had the same issues and they all talk to each other, comparing notes. The developers said the house was almost ready but he completion date was brought forward because the chain was collapsing. To facilitate the chain not collapsing, the Inghams had to quickly complete. They were reassured the snags would be fixed including a missing tile in the bathroom, cupboard doors not being on the cabinet, Isla's bathroom unit not being finished, the missing mirrors and the living room log burner was missing and still isn't connected. The sale at full asking price was conditional on the agreement that some of the garden fence was replaced to be cool and transparent so they could have a view of the
Creepy watched a couple of YouTube videos about how to repair the tiles. It involved lifting the tiles up but now he's found something called Fix-A-Floor, which you have to pump into a drilled hole next to the tile, leave it for 24 hours and it's fixed. Creepy has read HUNDREDS of reviews. He will kick himself so bad if he nicks the tile. Finally he gets on and fixes the tile after all that fuss. Surely he should be moaning to the builder, not to the 12 year old ifam. What will they do? Say how unfair it is and how Creepy and Lazy don't deserve this on the Everything Ingham group?
Back to Lazy and Isabelle now. The gym was amazing but there was no swimming pool. The membership includes membership for multiple gyms in the area, including one with a pool. Isabelle needs an induction as she's under 18. They then went and met up with new friends. Isabelle says she was outgoing at school but felt pressure so when she left she was able to enjoy her own company. Lazy loves that Isabelle is a home girl but wants her to have a group of friends. She wants her to have a shopping day. Isabelle counts Lazy as a friend. Lazy wants her to get up to mischief so she can leant and grow. She wants her to do normal things so has been going out of her way to find new friends with people who have chuldren the same as hers. This was Isabelle's first time meeting up with a 15 and 17 year old girl. They clicked straight away. It's been nice, have new friends and are now home.
Creepy can't get the nozzle of the Fix-A-Floor between the tiles as the grout is so skinny. He can't do it without drilling into the tile, which he doesn't want to do. He's pouring in as much as he can and hoping it sticks. He doesn't know if it will go in enough. If not he will have to get a professional tiler in. He probably should've done that in the first place.
Lazy doesn't know what is going on in the kitchen/hallway but it loos like a crime scene because he's duct taped the whole kitchen up rather than just telling people not to step on the tiles. Footage Of Mila as Esme plays boo with her.
End of vlog
The Inghams buying a house from cowboy builders? Who ever would've guessed that one?
Rosabelle Manor will be up for sale by the end of the year.
Hey Creepy, how many do you love your wife?
How many brain cells do you have?
Jamhead
VIP Member
There was once a time, when those girls were little that they couldn't say boo to a goose without being reprimanded. They weren't allowed to eat food anywhere other than at the kitchen table, they certainly weren't allowed to jump on the furniture.
But along comes Jason and does whatever the hell he pleases. You can tell from Isla's reaction in this little exchange that this is nothing new and she is used to him behaving like this towards her.
She was sat listening to Lazy and Ezme and he comes charging. He pinched her upper arm with both hands, pushed his head towards her, hit her and then on the second hit he was told off. But Lazy basically shooed him from the room and shut the door. She should've put the camera down and dealt with him.
How will he cope when meemee's is centre of attention for months because of her cast? He won't.
Get him out that highchair which surely has a weight/height limit on, treat him like the little boy he is, he isnt a baby!
And I'm disgusted that he closed his eyes and shoved out his hands when she got back from milas injections because he expected a present. What the hell have they done to him?!
Isla sat minding her own business
In comes a hand
Grabs her arm and pinches her
First whack incoming
Second whack incoming
But along comes Jason and does whatever the hell he pleases. You can tell from Isla's reaction in this little exchange that this is nothing new and she is used to him behaving like this towards her.
She was sat listening to Lazy and Ezme and he comes charging. He pinched her upper arm with both hands, pushed his head towards her, hit her and then on the second hit he was told off. But Lazy basically shooed him from the room and shut the door. She should've put the camera down and dealt with him.
How will he cope when meemee's is centre of attention for months because of her cast? He won't.
Get him out that highchair which surely has a weight/height limit on, treat him like the little boy he is, he isnt a baby!
And I'm disgusted that he closed his eyes and shoved out his hands when she got back from milas injections because he expected a present. What the hell have they done to him?!
Isla sat minding her own business
In comes a hand
Grabs her arm and pinches her
First whack incoming
Second whack incoming
SarahGard83
VIP Member
Wait a minute. So this pair of selfish twats have decided that the best thing for their daughter is another holiday? I'm sure sitting in a car seat for hours on end will do her the world of good!