Maybe it’s not for the hair on his head?Why is Chris upset he’s run out of hair product?! Don’t tell me he likes the greasy shit on his hair then adds his sexy time wipe?!
Just looking at him and thinking.. it’s been 28 degrees for the last week or two.So much for the OCD, cups bowls, dirty nappy for the full potty trained child and a baby bottle for the 21/2 year old lying around all day.
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And the Radfrauds have signed up for a 10 part series with themShe's a Channel 5 producer's dream
Wow, they really are scraping the bottom of the desperate content barrel aren’t they.MAKING MY HUSBAND 38 WEEKS PREGNANT FOR THE DAY!! HILARIOUS!!
Lazy starts the vlog in the car with Isabelle. They're at the fracture clinic but have no idea where it is. The hospital has lots of little car parks around it but they're building a massive one. They need to find the fracture clinic, get Isabelle's toe checked and return the crutches because they're not being used.
Creepy is trying to kick himself out of the funk he woke up in when he realised his favourite breakfast cereal had been eaten. The iron broke when he went to iron his t-shirt and realised he'd ran out of hair product when he went into the bathroom to get ready. The day can only get better because Lazy is buying an iron and more hair product when she's out. His job is to finish Isla's bedroom and they're putting the furniture in when Lazy gets back. They'll reveal the room to Isla later. It's going to be 30 degrees through the weekend and Creepy wanted to go away in the caravan, but they have way too much to do. Time lapse of painting.
Lazy and Isabelle are at Tesco. They were waiting in the fracture clinic for 3 hours just for an x-ray and a doctor to say it's ok. Isabelle is walking sideways on her ankle and the foot is caving in. The doctor said that's ok and she will walk more normally as it heals. In the trolley so far is a bag of tea bags, Lucozade sport for the hospital bag, Creepy's hair product, shower gel for Isabelle because the marble pattern bottle looked nice, reduced shampoo for Lazy, bananas and some leggings for the baby. Lazy and Isabelle had the best idea whilst they were in hospital; Creepy is a very understanding husband when Lazy is pregnant. He doesn't expect Lazy to do everything but she doesn't think he knows exactly what it's like. Lazy was looking up weekly updates and the baby is the size of a watermelon. They're buying a watermelon and cling filming it to Creepy. Lazy wants to buy him boobies. Lazy has seen it done before. Yes because you did it in Jace's pregnancy. Stop recycling content and think of new ideas. Also, why does he need the honeydew melons when he already has two big boobs of his own? They will eat the melons after Creepy has worn them.
They pick up some more fruit and then Lazy looks for snacks. She doesn't eat during or after labour because she always feels so ill. Lazy doesn't eat for a couple of days. Lazy gets pine nuts. Isabelle is nervous for Lazy. Lazy has gone into labour at 11pm or midnight with all the kids. Isabelle picks up a bag of apricot and then the woman who 'doesn't eat when she's in labour' wants to get some chocolate for when she's in labour.
Esme and Isla have come outside to play. Jace is running on the lawn. The girls don't watch or play football but are playing with a football. Jace takes his airplane onto the lawn. He dropped an ice lolly down his top.
Lazy is home and telling the girls what they're doing. She's told Creepy to get ready. He's getting a belly and boobies. Creepy stands in the kitchen with his eyes closed. Lazy tells him to put his arms above his head. He threatens to kill Lazy is she sprays something on him. Time lapse of the melons being attached to Creepy. Lazy tells him they're making him 38 weeks pregnant. Creepy remembers that they did this last time but lazy tells him that he's making dinner tonight. Lazy shouts boobies for absolutely no reason. Isla is left to babysit Jace in the background.
Lazy tells Creepy to let her know if the melon drops. Then she tells him to go to the sofa and jump up as quick as he can. Lazy cackles and says he looks like her. Creepy picks Jace up. Then he walks up the stairs and lays down on the bed. There's a half eaten pack of digestives on the bedside table ready for Lazy's midnight snack. Creepy rolls onto his side and tells Lazy to leave him. Creepy starts getting angry. She tells him to get up because when pregnant women get comfy they realise they need a wee. Creepy falls off the bed and lands on some dirty clothes and a nappy, and next to the tray with dirty dishes on it. He walks over to the open plan bathroom.
Creepy is now in the kitchen moaning that he can't do it anymore. Lazy hysterically cackles at him. If she laughs any harder her waters will break and she won't get that coveted August birth. Creepy's back is hurting and he can't breathe.
Creepy didn't cook dinner but he spilt gravy down his boobies. He can't wait to get the melons off after having them on for three hours. He pulls one of his creepy faces. Lazy tell him it won't be easy bisseling tonight. She said he needed to cook dinner because they're reversing roles. Creepy bissels.
As much as Creepy has loved being Lazy for a day, he's so excited to get the melons off him and leave the hard work to her.
They didn't manage to get Isla's room finished because they're sooooo busy at the minute. The painting is almost finished. There was a crack in the wall from shrinkage that Creepy repaired the other day. He didn't sand it down and thought it was ok but when you paint over it you can see the imperfections in the plaster. Lazy is off to Leeds tomorrow with Esme and Isla, and by the time they get back it should be finished. I guess the refused the LEA visit then. Isla has been sleeping in Esme's room for a few days but tonight will be her last night in there. They're cracking on with more transformations straight after.
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Not enough cotterpillar lettersJace has referred to the baby as Anna a
Couple of times now, you can hear him say it in the scan vlog. Do we think Annabelle maybe
Anal?Not enough cotterpillar lettersAnais maybe?
Her head is huge compared To his or is it the wide angle lens ?
Yes maybe the specs dont help the squint but he has serious eye vision problems bless him!!!! He still needs his vision!!!!I don't know how to share it but it's at 16:11 when he asks for his glasses and she totally ignored him
What ??????And the Radfrauds have signed up for a 10 part series with them
Speaks volumes
Dear Isabelle, BRUSH YOUR HAIR FFS!!!!
Also - Isla pushing in front of Esmè to get in the camerainsufferable child
She really loves herself doesn’t sheHer toenails look so long
Also, when editing this pic, do you think she noticed that one arm was about half the size of the other?!
GOOD LORD ! That first pic have you ever seen anything so putrid ?!
Annah?Jace has referred to the baby as Anna a
Couple of times now, you can hear him say it in the scan vlog. Do we think Annabelle maybe
Would he go to a barber though surely he would prefer a girl to do his hair , then again would he let a female see under that hat ? 🪰There r more barbers then anything else in Scunthorpe. I think he is spouting aload of BS about no appointments
Yes! Because it will remind her of walking-pension-nannarhhhhhhhAnnah?
Just to be different.
Or Ahnna
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