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Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, except old Rastamouse.
The cameras were set up by the chimney with care,
In hopes that the saviour of their channel soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
But were so full of sugar that they were off their heads.
And Lazy in her Wanket , and Creepy in his hat,
Were guzzling on Meat products because they couldn’t film that.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
They sprang from their bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window to see Nana Jane,
Who hadn’t seen her grandkids for so long she was going insane!
She looked at the trailer and saw it was there,
They’d not gone Forest Holidays because they did not dare,
She thought this is my chance and on the door she did knock,
It was answered by Lazy and Jane thought ‘Oh Cock’.
‘I’ve come to make dinner for you and the girls,
You can’t just survive on Orange Chocolate Twirls,
Let me in to your house because haterrrz might be looking,
I’ll do it all I know you hate cooking!’
She entered the kitchen and opened the fridge,
The thing was so full you couldn’t move a smidge,
Stuff from Aldi and Tesco’s and Morrison’s too,
But they didn’t go Asda because it’s full of Foo’s!
She finished their dinner and shouted ‘I’m done!’,
But everyone was outside on their scooters having fun!,
She tempted her son in with a Tuna Sarnie,
Then called a Lazy a bitch which started a Barney!
Jane was sent packing and told to go home,
This was the end of her Christmas with her son/gnome,
Hi Steve came to meet her - but only two doors down,
But she’d saved him from having his dinner burned brown.
The Night before Christmas would not have any snow,
Or as Creepy would say ‘No! Hell No!’,
So this year when you’re enjoying your dinner,
Remember the Inghams and when Sarah was thinner!
Not a creature was stirring, except old Rastamouse.
The cameras were set up by the chimney with care,
In hopes that the saviour of their channel soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
But were so full of sugar that they were off their heads.
And Lazy in her Wanket , and Creepy in his hat,
Were guzzling on Meat products because they couldn’t film that.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
They sprang from their bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window to see Nana Jane,
Who hadn’t seen her grandkids for so long she was going insane!
She looked at the trailer and saw it was there,
They’d not gone Forest Holidays because they did not dare,
She thought this is my chance and on the door she did knock,
It was answered by Lazy and Jane thought ‘Oh Cock’.
‘I’ve come to make dinner for you and the girls,
You can’t just survive on Orange Chocolate Twirls,
Let me in to your house because haterrrz might be looking,
I’ll do it all I know you hate cooking!’
She entered the kitchen and opened the fridge,
The thing was so full you couldn’t move a smidge,
Stuff from Aldi and Tesco’s and Morrison’s too,
But they didn’t go Asda because it’s full of Foo’s!
She finished their dinner and shouted ‘I’m done!’,
But everyone was outside on their scooters having fun!,
She tempted her son in with a Tuna Sarnie,
Then called a Lazy a bitch which started a Barney!
Jane was sent packing and told to go home,
This was the end of her Christmas with her son/gnome,
Hi Steve came to meet her - but only two doors down,
But she’d saved him from having his dinner burned brown.
The Night before Christmas would not have any snow,
Or as Creepy would say ‘No! Hell No!’,
So this year when you’re enjoying your dinner,
Remember the Inghams and when Sarah was thinner!
yourself chris and Sarah Ingham
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Stay safe everyone xx