A little preview of tonights vlog tattlers.
♫ Tell me can you take me home.
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Drone shot of some trees and a lake.
Chris wooooohooooo’s at a duck.
Pic- a - nic on a baby and me blanket beside the lake. Morrisons scotch eggs and a Baguette buttered with a plastic spoon. (Sarah mentions the blanket is waterproof and available on baby and me.)
Chris wooohooooo’s at the lake and says it’s better than Disney world and he could live here. It’s sooooo pretty and nature-esc! (He’ll google Lake District homes later.)
♫ Tell me can you take me home.
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The girls and Jace hold hands in front of the lake followed by a tik Tok.
Drone shot of some trees.
Chris whoooohoooo‘s at nothing.
Rock star arm stretch and an ET finger point from Chris towards the lake.
Sarah does a one metre hike with Jace in the big backpack pulling on her sister wife hair.
The kids splash in a puddle while Sarah limps along in her snapped flip flops. (The river island boots were not a good idea for the one metre hike!)
Drone shot of the trees.
♫ Tell me can you take me home plays again.
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Sarah’s busy whipping up a feast in the caravan kitchen. Pot noodles all round and pick and mix for dessert.
It’s 3am and Chris is outside the caravan. He says he’s been busy ‘editing’ while everybody is asleep. He whispers that the sky has stars in it!
True wild camping involves a shovel - burying your crap but taking your paper away with you.....I can't see them doing that somehow!
That will never happen! How can they bury Chris? He has to drive them home!