The Imperfectly Perfect Parent

[Notenoughgin]

I can’t help but think how grubby they all are, especially those little girls. Takeaway at the park and I’m here thinking - I hope they’ve some hand gel and a packet of wet wipes!

 

[Pooface]

She’ll spend her time away from Instagram compiling lots of future Instagram waffles for when she comes back.

 

[Zantezoo]

How have I not found this before now!! This woman infuriates me with all the long winded posts I don’t know why I’m so bothered about her taking the kids out of school/nursery but I am. Here in Scotland there is 2/3 weeks left of term why take them out for 2 full weeks now why not wait until the summer holidays?!

I bet coz no one would gift her a stay during peak holiday time.

 

[Mollyoscar_]

Is it just me that cant take the name Dave for a baby seriously?

 

[Mollyoscar_]

Worms ... again! Is it normal to have them so often? My 14yr old has had them 2 times in his life, my 7yr old has never had them. Iv not had them since I was a kid. How does she get them so frequently cheers heather for them comparing them to rice.

Lately shes been even more annoying than normal, i just dont get it. All this mother earth shit and moaning about hormonal she is when she feeds her baby etc.

 

[Carratt2019]

Whats all this crap she spouts on about letting the kids have "sick days". "She calls it" when they need time and their mental health?? God sake theyve been glued to you and your fluffy lifestyle for months. Get a grip. Get them in school where they NEED to be ...socialising...and being educated not your perfect dreamy ideas 24/7

 

[Cooriedoon]

Do they still own any properties? They’ve sold most of them over the last few years.
I reckon he’ll end up a car sales man, do pretty well in that, but few year’s down the line he’ll be having an affair with a colleague, leave heather and have to sell the house and live in a 1 bed flat.
Wednesday story telling time .

 

[Ohflogoff]

A while back I saw her asking for recommendations for high chairs. Having older kids, one would expect a parent to know and/or have a spare one lying about. In the influencer world, we all know that as soon as a “looking for recommendation” post arises, it translates to “what can I get for free”. I was surprised when she went and got the clip on table one and was surprised her begging failed.

Oh boy how I was wrong. “We have been kindly gifted the stokke trip trapp in exchange for a review”.

Oh do fuck off.

 

[Cooriedoon]

Getting so sick of her swanning around like there isn’t a pandemic. Loch tummel is over an hour away from her. Yes it’s in her local authority but it’s not exactly ‘close to home’, just stay home like those of us who have to homeschool and work. You have forests at your back door!! Just so unrelatable

 

[Carratt2019]

Exactly...its a receipe for disaster in their later life. Why does she feel a right to pull them out of school when they "need it"?? They have half terms etc. Every 6 weeks max. I work in a school and know how kids thrive on other interactions and sometimes away from "needy" parents...

 

[Ohflogoff]

Call me old fashioned, but can not fathom why anyone would think it’s a good idea to film oneself crying into a mobile phone camera. If you’re sad, phone a pal or family or someone, anyone. So bizarre these days.

 

[Zegbru]

I read it waiting to get to the point... thought it may be referring to Jamie’s job but then it’s about the baby then time ...

Still not sure what the actual point was? Time exists? We have to... Wait for things?

 

[TheGreatestShowman]

The bikini dancing was like a “humble brag”.
She know damn well she looks fantastic but pretending to grab and wobble her belly etc. And then sharing the screenshots of the compliments - jeez it’s awkward

 

[DinoDana]

Sooo bored of ‘be yourself’ long winded messages ... for the record most people are themselves and don’t spend any more time on that concept. Whereas others spend time on discussing with followers or convincing followers they are doing so well for themselves by ‘being their selves’ and trying to make money off being a normal person ...

 

[Cooriedoon]

Turned her kids first birthday post in to a ‘woe is me’ post. Because we always have to feel sorry for her.

 

[Awhenny]

instead of washing her face so much, she needs to work on washing her and her kids hands more. Did they not have worms a couple of months ago as well?

 

[chocolatestrawberry]

Wouldn’t know a days hard work if it bit her in the arse that one! Always wanted to marry a footballer and demanded to be introduced to Jamie apparently!

 

[Mrsuninspired]

I went off her years ago when she posted a perfectly angled photo of her arse in a bikini leaning on a balcony or something and captioned it along the lines of ‘just because I’m not fat/have stretch marks/take pride in myself doesn’t mean my body isn’t a mum body too, it really upsets me that naturally slim people like myself are victimised like this’ blah blah (I paraphrased but that’s was the gist) it just annoyed me, we all know you love yourself hun... you don’t need to go viral with a photo that you specifically asked someone to take

She had a huge chip on her shoulder about this actually. She has said this a number of times, "just because I don't have stretch marks doesn't make me less of a mum."
I mean for goodness sake! No one has ever said this!
to me this just sounds like wanting to jump on the body positivity bandwagon cause everyone else does and needing content!
She clearly has some big issues in life as even the small things seem to seriously upset her.

 

[chocolatestrawberry]

Doubt she will do it properly. The fact she referenced making kids do sums says enough for me. She does realise her kids need some sort of education to set them up for life? We can’t all marry footballers and then live off that wage

 

[Cooriedoon]

The bikini dancing was like a “humble brag”.
She know damn well she looks fantastic but pretending to grab and wobble her belly etc. And then sharing the screenshots of the compliments - jeez it’s awkward

She’s amazing at making people feel less superior to her. She knows she’s got a good body. She flaunts that, flaunts their money, then acts like she’s the same as everyone else. I have said it before, I followed her because she had a bit of money, her life is unachievable to most and that’s what I want to see she used to just post a nice picture with a little caption and job done. I’m not here to read a bedtime story attached to a picture of a messy house.