"The Ick" #8

[EvilJigglypuff]

Reminded me of this:
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I quote this so often

 

[VC10]

Looks like Stan is flaunting his watch. I used to laugh at the ones just happening to display their tattoos like you're going to so impressed and wowed by them.

It's a crap watch as well not an Omega, or something

 

[Gingerella82]

1 handed buggy pushers you know they r the biggest ick just fucking push your kid in the pram properly ....usually wearing a tracksuit or leather jacket trying to look cool (where I am)

 

[JOHN1967]

shut it John!

Okay, mummy, I won't do it again. Can I have my ice cream now.

Honestly telling people to shut up, just because they are right.

 

[mozzarellagirl]

He can be very sweet and has a lot of good points as well. I wish he wasn’t as tight with money as he is. But I don’t know if that’s a reason to break up with someone? I’d feel like a gold digger

That makes you the opposite of a gold digger. Plus, most men don't even have enough gold to attract gold diggers in the first place!

 

[Misbehaving]

*hugs* you're dealing with a lot. It sounds like you've realised your best next step, and as one who has a very similar sounding ex I can tell you that as scary as that step might seem, it'll be the best one you ever make.

Good luck with whatever you decide to do. Sending love.

Thank you I really appreciate the kind messages and support.

 

[whisperchat]

I was at the snooker yesterday and there were so many ick inducing men. A few examples

Men clapping excessively loud
Men farting then giggling to themselves
Men racing to get out between sessions to get another beer
Anyone who shouts at the players, I'm sure your "go on INSERT PLAYERS NAME!" Is going to change their game
Men who didn't have the fan radio so are watching the match in silence. Just pay for the commentary you cheapskate. Especially if you are drinking £8 pints
Wearing an I snooker tshirt. Or worse buying one at the merch stand and then putting it on

I could go on but I would be here all day

The I snooker tshirt killed me off

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

These types are the reason that taking the piss out of brits is literally a national sport for spanish people lmao

Not just Spanish people

 

[Laughingforlife]

Find out and let us know I have so many questions

I have many questions for him!
Yeah I'll try and answer them if you give them to me

 

[Pipsy]

I have no idea but I've seen a few women wear something similar and really
looks bloody stupid.

Oh and you will not beliebe who is wearing those shoes in the photo.

Malia Obama?

 

[pommynoir]

Can't use the term anymore, it's not PC.

You can’t use madam? I hate it so fair but I’d never heard that , to be fair I switch off at most things like that on social media

 

[eoinmclove]

Scotland

We do pay for it, it’s a separate item on your Council Tax Notice every year. So only those exempt from CT don’t pay.

 

[bourb0nbiscuits]

The second line.
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I think the first line is worse

 

[candyland_]

And me, I do feel a twat walking out to go smoke that instead of a fag

I try not to do it in public and then I see 100 other people with an elf bar in their hand

 

[AshMay]

Noooo Ash not Matty, I know he's a weirdo but I've loved him for a good ten years now, my cat is named after him

Hahaha I'll allow it for you

Now if it was taehyung sucking my thumb....

 

[VC10]

A man trying to get out of chores by being deliberately useless.

Tell him to do it again. He will soon learn

 

[265]

A not very attractive woman wearing wet look leggings.

 

[Captainmouse]

Ick on the bus, guy gets on hair shaved 2” above the ears. The hair above is below the ears in length and divided into 8 squares each of which is plaited cannot believe he is out in public cringe

 

[eoinmclove]

Yeah but it doesn't matter how much you use, it's the same amount every time

True. But the OP said “but there's people / countries that don't have to pay for water?!” And you replied “Scotland”, which isn’t true, is it?

 

[LucyEyelesbarrow]

Tf is that supposed to mean (sorry, not a native speaker)

Edit: looked it up and it's apparently not that deep whyyyy would he use that word?

I've looked it up and it means something far less filthy than I'd anticipated.