"The Ick" #4

[GemAitch]

You can always tell, dodgy mate, verrry dodgy!

He was a bad child for sure

 

[PrincessCharming]

I assume that doesn't mean discussing their relationship with you or feelings with regards to you, if you're together.

I mean in public situations, like on telly dating shows. If my man wants to declare undying love for me in private that’s ok. If he discussed it with his mates down the pub that’s an ick.

 

[Wowitsme]

My boyfriend just took the lid off a muller corner and sat there licking the lid unashamedly for what seemed like six long minutes.

Oh god and then he licked each finger thoroughly. WHY

This reminds me of my daughter, she gives me the ick hourly

 

[freshhead]

Yes like very strong constipated shit.

I wonder if when someone is so backed up the smell heads north instead of south?

Possibly....either that or a bad case of halitosis

I think it might be coffee breath you’re all referring to. It’s awful — my HS teacher used to have it. I saw him a couple of years ago and ran because all I could remember about him was the stench

The man in question wasn’t a coffee drinker

 

[Spoke]

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This made me laugh!

 

[JOHN1967]

People constantly sniffing! Get a tissue fgs

Guilty, I do that, even when my nose is totally dry.

 

[JOHN1967]

Guys over the age of 20 spelling your like ‘ur’ or gonna as ‘gunna’ it really makes me uncomfortable I don’t know why

I agree with you, but at the risk of digging a hole for myself, again, doesn't it bother you if females do it.

 

[Leo100]

Yeah my partner is early 30s , had a beard since I've known him , he's shaved it off once or twice but it grows back so quick and I much prefer the beard anyway

 

[Jane Tee]

You know when you get the feeling someone is a bit of a wrongun and depraved ? That's the feeling I got from him in the end .
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Does this happen often ?

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Hahaha, yes, I did forget the whippet, sorry I have many good Yorkshire friends who would find it hilarious too 'tha needs a warm 'at, lass, keeps the chill aht oop ear'

Ee by gum! Tha nos what thi’s talking about

 

[mindlessness]

My boyfriend playing on his Oculus gives me major ick 🥲

I might be a bad person ‘cause I know I would be tempted to trip up someone in a BR headset. It’s amazing technology, but people do look like idiots in them

 

[Facehugger]

Private number plates give me the ick

Agreed, they belong to thick pillocks too dense to remember their car reg therefore can't find where they left in Asdas car park. Similar ick for 'twat flaggers' every time there's some bag of wind kicking competition going on

 

[aimzalicious]

‘Nothing gross’

Ewwww I wish I hadn't read that whilst eating

 

[Sheabutter]

Possibly....either that or a bad case of halitosis


The man in question wasn’t a coffee drinker

Ooh buddy Maybe it is constipation.

 

[Mollydog]

ah god this is fucking rank. He makes my fanny like ghandi’s flip flop. Not one redeeming feature and you can just tell he is arrogant as fuck.

Yuk, he’s like the marshmallow man from ghostbusters

 

[JOHN1967]

Everything about this.

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That looks so gay.

 

[petitspois]

Someone posted earlier about splitting the bill with their husband. Why, I don't get it. It's not like you are bf and gf you are married so why split the bill.

Maybe I am missing something, but don't get this at all.

Because loads of couples don’t have joint accounts.

 

[klarakluckbag]

Why? Why? Just Why?!

"Mrhandfull"....Obviously looking for a woman with very small hands!

 

[BorisBear]

Don’t think this requires my commentary.

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Stop!! That looks like chesil beach

 

[Phoenix Lazarus]

I used to go out with a woman who played a lot of DOTA, a videogame designed for ritalin-infused 12 year olds. This was icky.
She was 30 at the time and used to smack-talk a lot. This was ickier.
Her insult of choice was "stinky bastard". For some reason this was The Ickiest.

She sounds a keeper.