This is so specific and I say it as a woman who loves a bearded man. But I was watching a band yesterday and a member had a long beard and was wearing a standard crew neck t-shirt. And it suddenly occurred to me that, similar to how us with long hair have to flick our hair out from inside the neck of a t-shirt when we put it on, men with long beards must have to do the same the thought of a man fishing his beard out of the neckline gave me the boke
People who who think “respite” (in the context of usually elderly people having some short-term care) is written as “rest bite”. I’ve seen actual nurses write this in patient notes and it grates me every time.