The ICK #12

[April89]

A guy I work with is obsessed with how much he farts, makes me itch!
He talks about it way too much. He told us as a random point one day, that he has dietary needs and that’s why. We all laughed and sympathised it’s no big deal. But now he talks about it everyday!! He’s on and on about stories where he farts near his wife and she feels grossed out, he farted on the train and people were disgusted, everyday we get the topic being brought up. Complete Ick.

 

[Ceelea]

Men in vests with their hairy armpits

'Same goes for the ladies !

 

[Ceelea]

A guy I work with is obsessed with how much he farts, makes me itch!
He talks about it way too much. He told us as a random point one day, that he has dietary needs and that’s why. We all laughed and sympathised it’s no big deal. But now he talks about it everyday!! He’s on and on about stories where he farts near his wife and she feels grossed out, he farted on the train and people were disgusted, everyday we get the topic being brought up. Complete Ick.

It's a fetish.

 

[Pesky Tarian]

A guy I work with is obsessed with how much he farts, makes me itch!
He talks about it way too much. He told us as a random point one day, that he has dietary needs and that’s why. We all laughed and sympathised it’s no big deal. But now he talks about it everyday!! He’s on and on about stories where he farts near his wife and she feels grossed out, he farted on the train and people were disgusted, everyday we get the topic being brought up. Complete Ick.

I once worked with a guy who would happily announce that he had just been to the toilet for a tank as he was stressed . Men love their own bodily functions.

 

[Ivegone]

'Same goes for the ladies !

Omg yes men in any vests especially if they are white

 

[April89]

It's a fetish.

I’ve thought this!! It’s got very weird!

 

[Samf2020]

Colleague who gave me an instant ick first time I met him, rocked up to work this morning with a shopping bag containing his Halloween costume. It was a full body ick when I saw that.
He will go around all day saying "hey have you got your costume for the big party". Lunchtime some idiots in here will squawk and scream about how cool they are that they dressed up.
They are adults, its a place of business, we have clients coming in and out all day.
Im torn between saying I dressed up as a professional or just saying no Im not a child.
Oh god he has already started with being "funny" on Teams. Time to mute that chat for the day.

 

[Pesky Tarian]

You know when people have a sexy voice so you build up a mental image of them, then you actually get to meet them and realise they have no business having a sexy voice WHAT SO EVER!.

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

The fart guy at work should be reported for being offensive. He's disgusting and pathetic at the very least. His poor wife.

 

[Jane Tee]

Man in a shop waving a coat in the air and shouting to his girlfriend ' what about this one ? It'll cover your hole'
Same shop - young woman calling her female friend ' bro'
Yeh. It was Primark

 

[Sir Lancelot]

I once worked with a guy who would happily announce that he had just been to the toilet for a tank as he was stressed . Men love their own bodily functions.

I hope he was reported to HR.

 

[Pesky Tarian]

I hope he was reported to HR.

They let him go eventually. Many years later I found out he had transitioned which was a real curve ball for someone so obsessed with his pen.

 

[Sketchy]

Man in a shop waving a coat in the air and shouting to his girlfriend ' what about this one ? It'll cover your hole'
Same shop - young woman calling her female friend ' bro'
Yeh. It was Primark

I was in a supermarket a few years back and this guy kept referring to his wife/partner - or whoever that was he was with - as 'fatso'. 'Hey fatso, what about this, should we get one? Right, come on, fatso' sort of thing.

She was by no means large, and I can't imagine anyone being happy to have that as a pet name, so I imagined that she'd maybe put on a pound or two and this was his way of large-shaming her. b.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

I was in a supermarket a few years back and this guy kept referring to his wife/partner - or whoever that was he was with - as 'fatso'. 'Hey fatso, what about this, should we get one? Right, come on, fatso' sort of thing.

She was by no means large, and I can't imagine anyone being happy to have that as a pet name, so I imagined that she'd maybe put on a pound or two and this was his way of large-shaming her. b.

I'm sure he was in peak physical condition with a full head of hair and a chiselled jaw...

 

[Sir Lancelot]

A guy I work with is obsessed with how much he farts, makes me itch!
He talks about it way too much. He told us as a random point one day, that he has dietary needs and that’s why. We all laughed and sympathised it’s no big deal. But now he talks about it everyday!! He’s on and on about stories where he farts near his wife and she feels grossed out, he farted on the train and people were disgusted, everyday we get the topic being brought up. Complete Ick.

He must have been watching Slow Horses, with Gary Oldman's character Jackson Lamb, who farts openly and proudly.
The character is great but not someone to base your personality on...

His poor wife and family.

 

[duelingpeppers]

When's someone's favourite book is 1984

 

[Thank(space)you]

The word boobies

 

[macwick]

You know when people have a sexy voice so you build up a mental image of them, then you actually get to meet them and realise they have no business having a sexy voice WHAT SO EVER!.

This was years back but I used to be obsessed with Johnnie Walker who was on Radio 1 at that time. I loved his voice and would listen to him every week. This was early/mid 90s so Internet wasn't quite what it was but the crushing disappointment I felt when I finally saw a picture of him, then found out he was the same age as my dad

 

[Pinkpen 84]

JAECOO cars with extremely pleased with themselves mid age men

 

[Hollie Day]

1/4 zip sweaters