The Chateau Diaries #61 Loud, in your face and gaudy, it rather sums up the chatelaine!

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Something that really irritates the hell out of me is how she can NOT make a travel vlog without saying LahhhLahhhnde a hundred times!!! She compares everything to LaLande and always says they should do this or that at LaLande or buy something or other for LaLande....

I think I'd better stop watching any vlogs with her in them...she just irritates me so much....:mad:
She does that because she is trying to justify her travels, spending, eating- by linking it all to La la Land because she knows those stupid Patreons will fall for it...and not complain that anything that her Patreon account was started for has been done at all!!!
No lake. No chapel. No terrace. No facade. Nothing.
Somehow her stupid "followers" think that all these vacations have something to do with the Chateau! When really they must never have traveled outside their own front door and love that they can watch her go, go, go...on their dime!!! That is the rub...that they are too????? Niave???? Ignorant???? Blind???? That they like to throw their money down the drain???
So she keeps repeating- like a mantra...." Lalande, Lalande...." Like hypnosis!

If you force me to go, I will have to poop on the deck
Laughing out loud in my living room by myself!!!!!😂😂😂
 
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I believe the VIPs should be honorable and offer the lifeboat places to the hoi polloi tattlers 🙊
The audacity !
Thirteen warriors we need and Winter is coming! BE good and play nicely. The superfans can only count to thirteen. The poor buggers are befuddled and delusional.

Where did I put my tea and Tiffin?
 
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A holiday from a holiday, a honeymoon, and dents in a bed ...

Linda A.

Linda A.
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These honeymoon videos for you and Phil are getting old. First France, then Ita!y, now Barbados, next New York.





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Cathleen Cumpton

Cathleen Cumpton
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Honeymoon?





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Hazel Smith

Hazel Smith
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yeah, but...still separate rooms.





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minas tirith

minas tirith
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she was traveling before covid. this is not new thing. you’re just late.





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caroline gooder

caroline gooder
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Stephanie has always traveled and Vlogged. She traveled with Gerry, Micheal Potts and now with an assistant. You haven't viewed the older Vlogs.



















JA B

JA B
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@Hazel Smith look closely at her bed - two dents in the bed and no showcasing Phillip's accommodations - think again





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Laura Cincinat

Laura Cincinat
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@JA B If it's not in a vlog, it's none of our business. Viewers should be happy with the content they get from vloggers, subscribing does not give unfettered access to what happens off camera. Vloggers do not have to share every aspect of their lives.
HA! "sweet Caroline - good times never seemed so good" - the numbers they keep working on for those who are critical never add up to the more obvious ones of the few that defend.
 
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Did you like how SJ referred to 6am as super early 😡 that’s a usual time to get up for most working people!
I used to have to be up by 5am when I lived in Suffolk and worked in Essex!! She really has no idea 🤷‍♀️
There is a 6 hour difference between France and Barbados, so after all her 'success' the fragile thing is still getting up at noon... Bless her lazy flabby rear end.
 
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The book title is one thing. But why is her reading session accompanied by such a huuuge lack of fabric around her décolleté?
She surprisingly looks terrible in her bathing " costume". Does anyone really call it that? We say bathing "suite".
And she asked Phyllis, " Have you gotten in yet, Phileep?"
No dumb ass! Do you see him in the water???
He is filming YOU salivating with dreams of his creme brulee.
 
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And bending over in those tight pants arranging table placements etc !

I wonder ..... which one's pants will POP first ! :love:
they wouldn't be able to keep their hands off each other probably. would devolve into a prissy gay porno - although it would most likely end in tragedy - broken teacups and tears!
 
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I wonder if SJ wants to be controversial with the word exile. (Yes, yes SJ loves drama!)
Look at all the engagement it brings her channel.

With all this obscene spending, at this point I'm just waiting for her to buy a Fabergé egg... 🥚
A pa~~~~~rfect reminder of Easter all year round.
 
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I believe the VIPs should be honorable and offer the lifeboat places to the hoi polloi tattlers 🙊


Can you imagine Snorts and Nic Fairburn standing side by side in their tight trousers? :eek:
The two of them making high tea would be something to watch - cat fight over who gets to set the table - and who gets to be 'mother'.
 
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HA! "sweet Caroline - good times never seemed so good" - the numbers they keep working on for those who are critical never add up to the more obvious ones of the few that defend.
I simply adore that Sweet Caroline has relegated Flip to “assistant” (lower case “a”) 🤣
 
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I wonder if SJ wants to be controversial with the word exile. (Yes, yes SJ loves drama!)
Look at all the engagement it brings her channel.

With all this obscene spending, at this point I'm just waiting for her to buy a Fabergé egg... 🥚
A pa~~~~~rfect reminder of Easter all year round.
Yes - Exile and the unfortunate title of "The return of the Prodigal Friend" flog - MP's gift grab - before his crying vlog... you have to wonder.
 
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Yes - Exile and the unfortunate title of "The return of the Prodigal Friend" flog - MP's gift grab - before his crying vlog... you have to wonder.
yes we wonder if she knows what words mean in real life-bet she doesn’t even have a dictionary at Lalaland or know how to use one online
 
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