The Chateau Diaries #61 Loud, in your face and gaudy, it rather sums up the chatelaine!

[Phoenix Richards-Bingham]

What DID offend me was Stef's implication that CLL is as fanciful and other worldly as the exhibit.

Something that really irritates the hell out of me is how she can NOT make a travel vlog without saying LahhhLahhhnde a hundred times!!! She compares everything to LaLande and always says they should do this or that at LaLande or buy something or other for LaLande....

I think I'd better stop watching any vlogs with her in them...she just irritates me so much....

 

[Green Fairy]

Tea and Tiffin in the afternoon



I vote only the VIP'S be saved...
Runs quickly before the lynch mob descends.

I believe the VIPs should be honorable and offer the lifeboat places to the hoi polloi tattlers

I think he is trying to "out do" Nic Fairbum in the pants department!

Can you imagine Snorts and Nic Fairburn standing side by side in their tight trousers?

 

[Seeingitasitis]

IMPLOSION IN STEPHANTASYLAND, WE REPEAT, THERE HAS BEEN AN IMPLOSION IN STEPHANTASYLAND

SECOND ALERT: BECAUSE THERE CAN ONLY POSSIBLY BE 13 TATTLERS SOME OF YOU ARE GOING TO NEED TO GO INTO THE LIFE BOATS AND BE SET ADRIFT ON THE SEA OF STEPHANOLOGY-PLEASE GATHER YOUR BELONGING AND REPORT TO THE POOP DECK IMMEDIATELY

If you force me to go, I will have to poop on the deck

 

[Bored Mermaid CC]

this is a test of the emergency broadcast system on the Tattler boat

 

[Pekey]

Can you imagine Snorts and Nic Fairburn standing side by side in their tight trousers?

And bending over in those tight pants arranging table placements etc !

I wonder ..... which one's pants will POP first !

 

[Beau Monde]

What a coincidence that the car was upgraded "by mistake". That;s the second "upgrade", the first was on the flight over - rubbish, she ordered the most expensive available! She lies about these things as she is embarrassed by spending all that money and knows there will be critics. As though a car rental firm would make that mistake!

I had a boss like her, always pretending a designer dress was "this old rag, it's falling apart it's so ancient," when it was current season. Always getting "surprise" upgrades. Look in any program to any theater in town and she was listed as a patron. Yet, she couldn't afford to pay health benefits to her employee. I hated that witch.

 

[Bored Mermaid CC]

If you force me to go, I will have to poop on the deck

then you will swab the deck missy!

 

[Tea42]

Never had any trouble understanding Nati. Unlike Selmar...

I don't have a problem understanding them unless there is a lot of background noise and and wind noise. But I also come from a foreign language speaking family and work with lots people who speak english as a second language so I'm attune to distinguishing different accents.

 

[Beau Monde]

View attachment 750668Is that a camels hoof I see before me

I can understand a little padding for a little extra definition, but that witch has a queen-sized sheet shoved up her cooz.

 

[Bored Mermaid CC]

Oh FFS....buy some pants that fit you goon!

nomination for thread title “Oh FFS....buy some pants that fit you goon!”. BY THE INDOMITABLE ARFARF!

(see I give credit-aimed at you know who you are)

 

[Green Fairy]

I don't have a problem understanding them unless there is a lot of background noise and and wind noise. But I also come from a foreign language speaking family and work with lots people who speak english as a second language so I'm attune to distinguishing different accents.

It's not so much the accents, )was brought up in a multilingual family), as the fact that Selmar mumbles and has an odd way of phrasing his sentences.

nomination for thread title “Oh FFS....buy some pants that fit you goon!”. BY THE INDOMITABLE ARFARF!

(see I give credit-aimed at you know who you are)

Yess! Love this thread

 

[Bored Mermaid CC]

I am SO tired of Fanny and her cult harping, " Her private life is private!!"
She needs to keep it that way and quit rubbing our faces in " her private life"!!

her private life is private-her sex life however is splashed all over YouTube


actually come to think of it we have also seen her private life several times

 

[Seeingitasitis]

then you will swab the deck missy!

Why, when the ship is sinking?

 

[Bored Mermaid CC]

Why, when the ship is sinking?

the ship isn’t sinking-we just need to loose about a zillion Tattlers to make the super fans happy

 

[toilingwiththetoile]

Let's not forget, Tatyana was a fan of Selmar's and sought him out. Bellow, is how she describes herself on her YT bio. She was thanked, by Selmar, for setting up his Patreon account. May 4th, Mrs. Hill Duin To me, she seems to have an agenda. I will reserve judgement for now. Time will tell.

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Queens day before & Kings day now
May 4, 2021
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Tatyana Valda Belinda Hill
4 months ago
You're so cute. My future mother-in-law is looking fabulous!

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Selmar Duin
4 months ago
He beautiful, that sounds so exiting, good and nice. Mrs. Hill Duin X

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Tatyana Valda Belinda Hill
3 months ago
@Selmar Duin

It is a very public courtship isn't it? Morning All

 

[Princess of Framlingham]

Did you like how SJ referred to 6am as super early that’s a usual time to get up for most working people!
I used to have to be up by 5am when I lived in Suffolk and worked in Essex!! She really has no idea

 

[toilingwiththetoile]

New vlog !

"Exile in Barbados"...

Exile ! How dare she when thousands of people are trying to flee war zones, Talibans, natural disasters or fighting a virus ?!

That's a new low ! Obscene - when you know the price of her "cottage" in Barbados !!

OMG! Exile? Insanity!

BJJ & SJ seeing a show. OOPS, that's his mom.

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Rik from the Young Ones is out with his MUM? His mum, well there lies so many answers!

 

[silvergirl]

I just watched it, pretty sick making, I checked prices on the coral reef club they start at 450$ a night. And I couldn’t believe Pillip ate cream brûlée which is all egg, so much for his “allergies” my daughter would have to be rushed to emergency if she had a spoonful. Did anyone find the rate for the b&b yet

agree, this whole thing is pretty messed up. after seeing them acting so smug, stuffing their disgusting faces, I decided I’d had enough. completely over this SJ tit show. don’t really care anymore, it had become a habit and not a good one. seems she will keep raking in tons of dough and acting like she’s entitled to do whatever she likes. anyway, all this chateau viewing is getting really old and repetitive. in particular, SJ, she’s no longer interesting and it’s gotten to gross to watch her anymore.

 

[Miss Trunchbull]

Oh Pam... If only you knew the reason...
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Pam, I think the book she’s reading is a sign that she’s trying to tell us something.

 

[Phoenix Richards-Bingham]

Yes, it was said with sarcasm.
Burrr nar doh
Grrande sallon
Pattrion
Spode
Fllip
Amaaaazing
Paarrfect

Easy!

She'll be a grand lass when she says gravy properly and jam butty.

It's "Bear-nahr-doh"...and "Pahhhhfect"...and don't forget "Tackoh"....Grrrrrrrrr!!!!!....I swear, I will NOT let this woman put me off my love of a British accent!!!!!