Just Live from La Lande! (Let's start this thread off with a musical bang.)
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MPK]
And now, meine Damen und Herren... Mesdames et Messieurs... Ladies and Gentlemen.
The La Lande Klub is proud to present a most talented young lady from England.
Yes, I know England! She is so talented, so charming, so... *whistles*
Only last week I said to her: I want you for my wife.
Und she said: Your wife?! What would she want with me?
I give you - and don't forget to give her back when you're finished with her -
The
Toast of Suffolk... Fraulein Stephanie Jarvis!!
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SJ]
Mama...
Thinks I'm living in a convent
A secluded little convent
In the southern part of France
Mama...
Doesn't even have an inkling
That I'm working in a nightclub
In a 1000 Stars Robe
So please Sir
If you run into my mama
Don't reveal my indiscretion
Give a working girl
A cha~~~~nce
Hush up, don't tell mama!
Shush up, don't tell mama!
Don't tell mama, whatever you do
If you had a secret, you bet I would keep it
I would never tell on you
I'm breaking every promise that I gave her
So won't you kindly do a girl a great big favor?
And please, my sweet potat-er
Keep this from the mater
Though my dance is not against the law
You can tell Percy, that's alright
'cuz he comes in here every night
But don't tell mama what you saw
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La Lande Girls: Kat, Marie, Dana, Nati, Hanni, Phyllis]
Mama...
Thinks I'm on a tour of Europe
With a couple of my school chums
And a lady chaperone (hello darlings!)
Mama...
Doesn't even have an inkling
That I left them all in Antwerp
And I'm touring on my own
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All]
So please sir
If you run into my mama
Don't reveal my indiscretion
Just leave well enough alone
Hush up, don't tell mama
Shush up, don't tell mama
Don't tell mama, whatever you do
If you had a secret, you bet I would keep it
I would never tell on you
You wouldn't want to get me in a pickle
And have her go and cut me off without a nickel
So let's trust one another, keep this from my mother
Though I'm still as pure as mountain snow
You can tell cousin, here and now
'cuz he's my agent anyhow
But don't tell mama what you know
You can tell my grandma, suits me fine
Just yesterday she joined the line
But don't tell mama what you know
You can tell my brother, that ain't grim
'cuz if he squeals on me, I'll squeal on him
But don't tell mama, bitte
Don't tell mama, please Sir
Don't tell mama what you know
(shh! shh!)
If you see my mummy, mum's the word
