The Chateau Diaries #409 Hey Chateau Diaries fans, XantheWilliams is really Philip Janssen!

[AscotAlice]

There's a case to be made that Scotman wore the worst outfit (even worse than Safari Ken). Imagine wearing this on a hot 30+ summer day.....the stink! fan, I would have stood as far away as possible in the group photo, not sat on his lap.
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Keeping it classy

 

[AscotAlice]

So I know some of us tartlets are patrons. How did we not know about the patron days date? Was it kept secret from everyone but the highest paying super fans?

Dauphin Daubney doesn't attend...I thought he was Patreon Royalty along with Big Brenda

 

[AscotAlice]

Emma was attempting to throw shade at Snorts and his million plates, she failed and just proved that no one at the CHMN has a clue, planning, crossing Ts and dotting Is is necessary for all successful households, workplaces and parties.
Emma is becoming Chris getting in on many. many vlog shots.

I think she is causing tension with Marie too, I am not warming to her.

 

[AscotAlice]

Lord, that was god awful! The Emma thing just put me right over the top. How do you say that all those people that was the tackiest thing ever. Shrek and Mrs. Shrek they’re so so boring why did they even show up ? it’s just insane ! and I do not understand the fake smiler. Why would she show up for that? What do they get out of it? I don’t understand. It is just so surreal, especially snorts skipping around trying to look important. Ugh.

Their numbers on YT are dropping even lower than Jarvis...they all need each other to survive the Vlogosphere

 

[AscotAlice]

Scotman in a dress….could be twins. View attachment 4026412

Aye that's the "Mam" and nae mistake

 

[AscotAlice]

What was the Rich party about?

I hope Natti said mercy bucuh to everyone

To celebrate doing sod all in their new Piggery...they will have another Party in 60 years when Amaury completes the refurb

 

[FrasersMum]

fan thinks she is more important floating around as she does, she seems clueless about what people are doing what they will eat etc.
If they ate this then why did they need two cooks , a bnb manager, endless others ‘ helping’. The food was not that amazing.
I wonder why the patrons come. What do they hope to see or is it just that they hope to have an audience with their princess?

What's that dried, curled up beige mess in the front of the photo? Is it that potato thing that fan raves on about being their regional dish? It looks bloody awful

 

[T Rex]

here's a video taken by a Patron. Extremely boring other than they brought their dog and it lunged at the chickens

Well, on a positive note, they did unintentionally show how the damp is once again overtaking the chapel:

It's also pretty messed up that they let Nick's bench go to this:

I watched Brian's vlog as well, and whilst he was exceptionally polite, his body language said a different story. (Brian's remark about wanting to move a few pieces on the Ardmore display around made me laugh- neither Dan nor he looked impressed.). He remarked to Dan that if he had driven there in Pascal, they would have taken the bench.

Additionally, why could no one be arsed to actually clean up in there? Boxes and light fixtures laying on the ground. Yes, that is MOLD growing on the baseboard by the altar.

 

[FrasersMum]

On the face of it, it looks like Dan's shoes are Louboutins, however there are some cheap knock offs on Etsy for around $300. Impossible to tell from a video

 

[graciemckitten]

SuzanneCloud-vi2zl
1 hour ago
An employed lover. Wonderful Stephanie

SuzanneCloud-vi2zl
1 hour ago
Phillip is employed. Wow


WTH….
joymichels
3 hours ago
This was so much fun! I've watched the video 3 times since yesterday and will probably watch it more later. Lovely way to share and thank the Patrons. Amazing job by the team especially Marie!
Well done!

f92-r11
4 hours ago
When you said this house eats people it means it's a money pit

 

[graciemckitten]

Wine fairs and returning stolen plates, finally.

LenysTipene
33 minutes ago
It was so sad seeing Nicks seat being unkept. It would be better appreciated at Dans. I know you & Dan will make the chateau stunningly beautiful. The craftsmanship & love put into the chateau is a testament to you all.

lindamitman4538
32 minutes ago
I knew you’d be hanging with Molly I hope they clear the vines off Nick’s bench and keep it nice in his honor.

lyndamac1058
6 hours ago
Nice to see Stephanie is showing respect for the seat Nick made.. All dirty and over taken by plants.

RexNoble-666
14 minutes ago
Yes, to show some respect

airenesmiler6624
4 hours ago
I think it's hilarious @8:52 Philip cradling/clutching his plate.

gloriaburrielluna
5 hours ago
So nice to see many Volggers together! It was like seeing so many celebrities rubbing shoulders

 

[AscotAlice]

No but nor Julie. Have you considered the time line? Was chlie at the party? Pretty much everyone else was there . Jamie the handyman and his wife , jean christoph the grasscutter , Andi , even dangerous Dan etc. It seems the Nutmonds are actual friends with people
Nutmond called Emma darling.....?

I'm guessing that Nutmond party was Friday or Saturday...the Mess Tent was loaded up and erected ar Lielande on Saturday or Sunday and the Patreon Jolly was Monday. There were more Chateau Soap Opera cast members/ hangers on than PatreonsStephanie needs all the "fillers and padding" to make herself credible.

 

[T Rex]

I guess I was not paying attention, but was Patreon Day just ONE day this year?!? Wow. That was not at all a very good turnout for ONE day.

 

[Pekey]

(Also why is that new woman the MC in the mouldy tent?)

Yes....... I never caught on to that but you are right AscotAlice...... why did she have the microphone and announcing the "Licking of the Plates"?

I do think that fan could make a New tradition at her delightful Patron Day Events in the future ...... "The Licking of the Plates" !!!

 

[AscotAlice]

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"fan now has more wrinkles and lines on her face than her mother" excellent title for next??

 

[graciemckitten]

Patron Day at Château de Lalande - A Community of Kindness


MireilleJanssen
23 minutes ago
Did you like the chatelaine’s $2200 dress?

jeremyclutson8244
35 minutes ago
The cynics amongst us would, in this instance, translate a community of kindness as a community of grifters. Just a thought.

CatherineJohnson-n7o
48 minutes ago
Snore

pennywebster9466
1 hour ago
OH you approve of Animal abuse??? Interesting

 

[Pekey]

I think she is causing tension with Marie too, I am not warming to her.

Not sure if she is doing it on purpose but I have to tell you ...... I would Hate to work with FRK !!!
A very moody witch.

 

[Le Baiseur]

Hi all. I've been away working on a project that took me out of the chateauverse. I popped in to tell you all a crazy dream I had about Château Poseidon.

I was visiting Tom and Damien and they were showing me around. At one point, I needed to use the restroom. Damien look me to a bathroom under construction and apologized that it wasn't very comfortable or private (in place of one of the walls was a hanging sheet.)

I'm in the bathroom doing my thing and I can hear Damien on the other side of the sheet... so I'm trying to be quiet and discreet. Damien starts in with "Peek a boo!" And starts giggling. "I see you pooping" "hahaha" I don't recall what happened after.

Feel free to interpret.

BTW
I should add that they were very nice and friendly. Damien wasn't being psycho, just playful.
I wonder if they read?

 

[Pekey]

MireilleJanssen
23 minutes ago
Did you like the chatelaine’s $2200 dress?

OK...... what Hell Hound or Hag is this ??????

Whoever you are ...... Right On !!!!

 

[Lochness Monster]

What's that dried, curled up beige mess in the front of the photo? Is it that potato thing that fan raves on about being their regional dish? It looks bloody awful

The pastry for the ' quiches:' was bought. The beetroot hummus looked like render as has been mentioned here....the salads dull. With Jilie and FRK that was pretty poor
Then some sort of dried out muffins for pudding.
Did we see the ' activities' and food for the lower tier patron?
FRK was doing something to salmon in a pot with oranges and lemons , we did not see the results?
Next up Dishcloth Daves wife Rosie does the cheese board.
Now why oh why did the ex waiter not get his little bell out and call guests for Lunch?