The Chateau Diaries #409 Hey Chateau Diaries fans, XantheWilliams is really Philip Janssen!

[LittleMore Cottage]

Say Hello to new rescue and member of the pack, I shall call her Poopette.

 

[JackSpratt]

Thank you for keeping it all going @ComtesseRose and @Lady Avonlea for just being a hero watching the patron vlogs.

A palate cleanser for you, I can now walk her off the lead as she's obviously been trained at some stage. Brilliant recall and walk to heel.

Have just taken Ruby for her morning walk along one of the many cycle routes around here in the next village, Sainte Cecile.

 

[KiKiGee]

At least he did not bring out his parasol and purse to complete his outfit as he did in Egypt,

 

[Lady Avonlea]

Patron Vlog Update - It's a busy day here as I'm getting organized and have some errands & appointments before my hip replacement surgery tomorrow (Friday morning). I've done an initial draft and promise I'll post it later today. Let me just say Baldilocks survived his surgery, but Fanny thinks he looks pale, but then again, Liverlips always looks pale. Appreciate your patience. Stay tuned.

 

[JackSpratt]

What a beautiful girl! I was going to ask you about how she's doing, but then that vlog dropped last night and didn't want Miss Ruby's mixed up in all that. Thank you for posting this so I could wake up to it! What a great place to walk, too!

Thank you I have so many of these cycle routes to chose from.

We've also a lovely forest just on the outskirts of the village, have yet to do that with her, plus we have a resevoir where my previous two loved to go swimming.

Here they are and I still miss them terribly every day

 

[T Rex]

here's a video taken by a Patron. Extremely boring other than they brought their dog and it lunged at the chickens

Well, on a positive note, they did unintentionally show how the damp is once again overtaking the chapel:

It's also pretty messed up that they let Nick's bench go to this:

I watched Brian's vlog as well, and whilst he was exceptionally polite, his body language said a different story. (Brian's remark about wanting to move a few pieces on the Ardmore display around made me laugh- neither Dan nor he looked impressed.). He remarked to Dan that if he had driven there in Pascal, they would have taken the bench.

Additionally, why could no one be arsed to actually clean up in there? Boxes and light fixtures laying on the ground. Yes, that is MOLD growing on the baseboard by the altar.

 

[KiKiGee]

I hate Stephanie. It's a strong word, I know, but you can bet that I mean it.

I HATE THEM!.............and at this point.....................ALL OF THEM!

 

[Pekey]

MireilleJanssen
23 minutes ago
Did you like the chatelaine’s $2200 dress?

OK...... what Hell Hound or Hag is this ??????

Whoever you are ...... Right On !!!!

 

[Bogue de Juin]

I find it hard to believe that Pavlina would have Aloysius put down without Fanny's approval first.

Fanny wants us to believe that there was no phone call or text beforehand letting her know that the Vet will be euthanizing the sheep that SHE has owned for 15 years and has featured in her vlogs.

So, we get a dramatic retelling of how Pavlina pulled her aside to let her know..but not right away you see because Pavlina didn't want to RUIN Princess Fanny's homecoming and hamburger dinner. Disgusting people.

 

[T Rex]

Oh FFS. Fanny stated she did not prepare a speech (let's be real, she did neither jack nor shyte in the Patreon Days preparation anyways, so why would she take the time to write an actual speech?). Fanny waxed poetically to her audience about how their support enabled her to change the lives of people by being able to employ them. She mentioned most by name (albeit forgetting Dishpan Dave) and ended with how Snorts is also an employee. No mention of him actually being her fiancee...

Moreso than anything, Fanny was focused on the Temu tat of some little bum figurines that CrayCray Coco Chloe brought them all.

Julie (not to be confused with our beloved @Jules100 - Countess of the Southernmost Chateau) ended up taking charge in the kitchen, which probably pissed FRK off, but with 1,000,000 pieces of pawwwwcelain in the Shitoo, there weren't enough plates for the cheese course due to shoddy planning.

I'm not sure what Sarah and Shrek's roles were, but Aaaaandi gave a painting course and Permasmile held a tile painting class. Ah, Permasmile- we knew there was a chance it would happen, but would she be crass enough to actually do it? YES. She used this opportunity to hawk her jewelry, and some unfortunate guest bought a piece.

Potts showed up at the end for the photo. Funny how all three owners (Baghead was absent) did not lift a finger.

Andi and some guy I have never seen before ended up buying everyone pizzas for dinner. Pay to play- Fanny didn't bother to plan this either.

This Patreon Day was shyte. I think it should have been catered (it was wrong to traipse guests into the kitchen all day whilst FRK and Julie were preparing food.). Also, FRK is part of why people watch her channel- so at least give the girl some face time with the guests. The tents were hot garbage- she should have hired the marquee from last year so it could be closed off and have a portable aircon put in it.

You know what would have been a good idea? Let the guests (who pay the bills) paint tiles with their own unique artwork, fire them in a kiln and use them as a backsplash in the kitchen.

 

[Fleur du mal]

I can no longer take this seriously - the soap opera is turning into a screwball comedy, and it’s not even a funny one.

 

[Pyke]

Thanks ever so, @ComtesseRose for carry us forward. Budapest. Congratulations to @Jules100 these titles tickle me. @Lady Avonlea and @graciemckitten you’re both so appreciated for your contributions.

I would like to point out that, once again, the top (three this time) post(s) are Tattlers sharing Tattler news. This group is very supportive for 15 old hags and hounds.

@JackSpratt Ruby is gorgeous. So happy for you all.

I am just sick to address the issue of more dead animals at her dump. Poor, poor Aloysius suffered far too long. I’m wondering if Animal Control did arrive and removed the pea chicks from that cramped, cluttered cage and helped Aloysius to be freed from pain? I’d like to think so, anyway.

If A the poor ram was SO old in sheep years why prolong the agony, as pet / animal owners we have a responsibility to do the right and kindest thing,
if you truly love something let it go.

 

[LittleMore Cottage]

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and Skidmark called him "Safari Ken". Nice put down.. He has no.idea how ridiculous he looks in that crumpled boy scout uniform.

 

[Jules100]

Darling Angels, let’s tie it all up with a beautiful bow, here’s a new thread name suggestion:

Hey Chateau Diaries fans, MarilynA-km4qj & @carolinegooder7091 are really Philip Janssen!

 

[brassy]

If A the poor ram was SO old in sheep years why prolong the agony, as pet / animal owners we have a responsibility to do the right and kindest thing,
if you truly love something let it go.

In Fanny's warped sadist mindset announcing the death of the ram as natural causes gets her off the hook for the pain it endured for years… she was never forking out for vet bills!! And the poor animal was a major cast member on Chateau DIY… Fanny screaming in laughter as he ran no doubt in pain!!! They are So tight they barely want to turn on any electricity to live..or heating and freeze …but happily spend on porcelain by the ton!! These people are psychopaths !!!! Poor Pavlina gets work tools as gifts!! Disgusting..

 

[AscotAlice]

Can someone please slip some Bromide in Chris's bloody coffee, he is fast becoming more irritating than Scotman and that Poseur Potts. Chris wants maximum camera time..Well Mr Dyed hair and beard combo' we know you read ALL your Press (including Tattle) you are NOT the next best thing since sliced bread, you are a horrible preening turn off. Dan was so keen to keep his distance from that shark Sabina he was prepared to swelter in the sun rather than sit in the shade with her alongside the others...once bitten eh Dan?( Where was Annalise btw and those lovely little boys?)

Smiling Assassin Chateau Love woman made sure to use the Patreon day to full advantage by flogging her Godawful jewellery whilst painting tiles, Simon had the good sense to not get involved. And why were Chris and Ben there anyway, along with that bald scrounging Dutch guy (not Philth) with user Andi also what do Sara and Steve bring to the event???. Philth did not feature interestingly so we were spared his costume.

Fanny looked fat and matronly again and her skin looks pale yellow and waxy and clashes with her awful hair colour. Compare and contrast with episode 76 (I think) of the pre Phillip Chateau Diaries which I viewed yesterday.. Fanny was in Stratford staying in a Hotel (I recently frequented) with Marie. They both looked younger, thinner and more glowing. Fanny actually walked back into town from Anne Hathaway's cottage in the rain!! In those days she looked good in a sweater and skinny jeans. That episode led into the next on my TV and it was her "make or break" final holiday with Mason ( who clearly wanted to be rid of her by then). She constantly needled him over his clothes (so much so that when they got to Porto he went and blew a lot of coin on new outfits.) The biatch also needled him on not wanting to pose for her camera...Fanny REALLY knows how to show a fella a good time NOT

Meanwhile back at Patreon Day Chloe looks amazing so kudos to her self improvement. Hanni is a trouper as is poor old Cinders Marie. (Also why is that new woman the MC in the mouldy tent?)
Speaking of the mouldy tent Fanny had it on sloppy seconds after Nati and Bunboy's dustbowl Partee. Did Amaury really think he was going to be gifted a tractor by the Commune???
Natzi (another Matron gone to seed) served her elderflower fizz and the ruddy Empanadas AGAIN ,she is so predictable and good to hear her massacring the French language as well as she does her English. Ton Ton S just wants to get sozzled on Ricard and I think he and Tatinette have reached their lowest tolerance level with the stupid niece and their daughter in law also. Ton Ton couldn't give a shite as he launched himself in front of the Princess to fill his plate whilst she was doing her speech and she was NOT amused

 

[Lady Avonlea]

I know we give Amuary & Natti the gears, but I know which party I'd prefer to attend.

Relaxed atmosphere, cold drinks in the wheelbarrows, live music, bbq, lots of laughs, community spirit, mingling with locals, making new friends, the gift of an olive tree presented from all the guests, plus a heartfelt thank you speech spoken in French by both Amuary & Natti.

 

[JackSpratt]

Slightly OT

Now they're proposing to cull 75% of the Dartmoor Pony population, they keep the scrubland on the moor down! WTF!

 

[FrasersMum]

If I was a gambling person, I'd put money on the fact that the old bat has had "some work" done. Patreon day 2 years ago vs today. Her Marionette lines and her nasolabial folds have literally disappeared. Plus her eyes look lifted and refreshed.

 

[KiKiGee]

Look at the filthy tent.

Nothing ever changes...