The Chateau Diaries #409 Hey Chateau Diaries fans, XantheWilliams is really Philip Janssen!

[FrasersMum]

As much as I can't stand the fake dramatics of the old bat, I have to say she is looking rather good considering her age. I very much doubt fan will look so good in 35 years time with her face full of botox, fillers and god only knows what else. Those fillers are alread

y starting to migrate south

 

[Pekey]

You know what would have been a good idea? Let the guests (who pay the bills) paint tiles with their own unique artwork, fire them in a kiln and use them as a backsplash in the kitchen.

Oh Rexy............ but they are NOT DADDY'S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[FrasersMum]

Note that dog abuser employee Loser Filth Janssen had to place himself in the center of the photo again. This year, he clasped his hands in front of him and did not touch money maker 2.0. Guess skidmark told him not to strangle the tiny little dog today in the patron day photo.

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Are those the espadrilles Urethra bought whilst dear Lancelot was dying?

 

[graciemckitten]

MyAbcdfghijk
38 minutes ago
I missed Kat

LisaBeaver-r4e
2 hours ago
Does Kat have any connection to la lande anymore?


JacqC59
46 minutes ago
My husband took Gourmet cooking classes and was told never to put a scented candle or flowers at a table because it can interfere with the food scents.



INFONew-h8w
2 hours ago
Sabine with her ex Dan. Her posture so eh, revealing! You go girl! Although Brian was lucky this time

Back to the lock-down era party ways!

lindamunts2194
51 minutes ago
Yeah, odd way to sit in a dress.

nannettecouch1945
1 hour ago
*PLEASE* get a cage trap to use on that fox!! and then move it to another wooded location...way far from your home!! It now associates your home with being its source for food and I FEAR whilst, taking your walk in the woods someday, it will grab Galahad !!! Couldn't the adult peacocks be in danger too? And can't there be a separate portion of the 'fox proof' chickens' cage to be used for the baby peacocks? That fox is very smart and may have eaten all the available prey from your woods already making it desperate to be so bold as to come so close to human's habitat, and to relocate it may be the most humane thing you could, NO SHOULD--- do for it and ASAP

 

[Bogue de Juin]

They don't have enough side plates??? They're taking the piss!
How classy - just slurp the juices off your main plates and reuse them....
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WT actual F. Unbelievable!

 

[T Rex]

T Rex, you are correcting in noting that the owners of the dump do not do any manual labor or any other labor at the dump. They are all spoiled, lazy, entitled grifters. I’ll have to look it up in the past posts, but do you remember either on patron Day or an Easter celebration skidmark and potty were giddy about how they were so excited that they didn’t have to do anything at the dump and that it was their dream to have servants, etc.? skidmark stated that their dreams come true? In an earlier, patron video with chamber Pottie, skidmark brag that none of the owners were good at manual labor so she did not think they should have to do manual labor at the dump, hence, all the abused volunteers, and now Patreon funded staff.

It is interesting now that skidmark has admitted that Patreon funds pay for her extensive personal staff, including her fake fiancé/concubine/personal chauffeur loser filth.

fan, Baghead and Hugh Grunt were earlier adopters of the "Enshittification" we are currently seeing worldwide. They are a useless lot.

 

[FrasersMum]

MyAbcdfghijk
38 minutes ago
I missed Kat

LisaBeaver-r4e
2 hours ago
Does Kat have any connection to la lande anymore?


JacqC59
46 minutes ago
My husband took Gourmet cooking classes and was told never to put a scented candle or flowers at a table because it can interfere with the food scents.



INFONew-h8w
2 hours ago
Sabine with her ex Dan. Her posture so eh, revealing! You go girl! Although Brian was lucky this timeView attachment 4025715View attachment 4025716 Back to the lock-down era party ways!

lindamunts2194
51 minutes ago
Yeah, odd way to sit in a dress.

nannettecouch1945
1 hour ago
*PLEASE* get a cage trap to use on that fox!! and then move it to another wooded location...way far from your home!! It now associates your home with being its source for food and I FEAR whilst, taking your walk in the woods someday, it will grab Galahad !!! Couldn't the adult peacocks be in danger too? And can't there be a separate portion of the 'fox proof' chickens' cage to be used for the baby peacocks? That fox is very smart and may have eaten all the available prey from your woods already making it desperate to be so bold as to come so close to human's habitat, and to relocate it may be the most humane thing you could, NO SHOULD--- do for it and ASAP

I swear some of these comments are from you lot.

 

[Bogue de Juin]

Oh FFS. fan stated she did not prepare a speech (let's be real, she did neither jack nor shyte in the Patreon Days preparation anyways, so why would she take the time to write an actual speech?). fan waxed poetically to her audience about how their support enabled her to change the lives of people by being able to employ them. She mentioned most by name (albeit forgetting Dishpan Dave) and ended with how Snorts is also an employee. No mention of him actually being her fiancee...

Moreso than anything, fan was focused on the Temu tat of some little bum figurines that CrayCray Coco Chloe brought them all.

Julie (not to be confused with our beloved @Jules100 - Countess of the Southernmost Chateau) ended up taking charge in the kitchen, which probably pissed FRK off, but with 1,000,000 pieces of pawwwwcelain in the Shitoo, there weren't enough plates for the cheese course due to shoddy planning.

I'm not sure what Sarah and Shrek's roles were, but Aaaaandi gave a painting course and Permasmile held a tile painting class. Ah, Permasmile- we knew there was a chance it would happen, but would she be crass enough to actually do it? YES. She used this opportunity to hawk her jewelry, and some unfortunate guest bought a piece.

Potts showed up at the end for the photo. Funny how all three owners (Baghead was absent) did not lift a finger.

Andi and some guy I have never seen before ended up buying everyone pizzas for dinner. Pay to play- fan didn't bother to plan this either.

This Patreon Day was shyte. I think it should have been catered (it was wrong to traipse guests into the kitchen all day whilst FRK and Julie were preparing food.). Also, FRK is part of why people watch her channel- so at least give the girl some face time with the guests. The tents were hot garbage- she should have hired the marquee from last year so it could be closed off and have a portable aircon put in it.

You know what would have been a good idea? Let the guests (who pay the bills) paint tiles with their own unique artwork, fire them in a kiln and use them as a backsplash in the kitchen.

Agree..Half the speech was about Dan. Snorts was an after thought, barely mentioned.

 

[graciemckitten]

Agree..Half the speech was about Dan. Snorts was an after thought, barely mentioned.

SKidmark has the hots for Dan, her Michelin star meal buddy.Skidmark even refused to stand or sit next to her fake fiance loser and love of her life Baldilocks Janssen in the Patron Day photo.

 

[Pekey]

I do think fan loves to be behind the camera as she does not have to really talk and interchange with people........ life is All about Herself and she finds it hard to be interested in other people . Some times I think she is rather shy or maybe doesn't want to say the wrong thing and people realize what a con artist she is. Probably the later!!!
With the camera she can flit around here and there and make her escape .

At the end when fan was talking to FRK saying everyone loved the kitchen FRK said " I am glad They liked it I have to talk to Phillip ????"
Did anyone get the last words she said !!
Did anyone pick up on it ???
I do not think FRK is happy with the kitchen and I bet its about - no space for work or the pots , items, spoons she actually uses and not in arms reach etc. !!!
Well FRK..... get a referral from fan and go to another place to cook as nothing will ever change in the kitchen - only More Crap.

 

[graciemckitten]

Skidmark’s manipulative speech She sounds like she is in love with dangerous Dan.No mention of her 3.5 year fake engagement with the “love of her life” Baldilocks Janssen.

I just wanted to say a huge thank you to all of you for what you're doing here in this tiny corner of France. It is because of all of you and because of all of the other patrons that Land is being restored. We had done what we could when we first moved in. And after we'd spent all of the money that we had, we saw Landon just very slightly, as my mother loved pointing out to me, just slightly deteriorate each year. Nothing major, nothing like the floods that we had in the kitchen, but just a slight deterioration.


GET READY FOR THE EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION ABOUT THE POOR LITTLE 50 YEAR-OLD LITTLE ORPHAN PRINCESS BEING AT THE DUMP BY HERSELF
And it was very soul destroying to be here quite a lot of the time on my own, to see that around me, to feel totally unable to tackle it and to try doing small things that were effectively plasters over a broken leg. So when the vlog took off and when all of you started to support us, everything turned around.

GUSHING , LOVE BOMBING SPEECH ABOUT DANGEROUS DAN SHE ALWAYS HAS TO REMIND DAN THAT HE WAS A GARDENER….. SHE WILL NEVER ACKNOWLEDGE THAT HE HAS BLOWN HER AWAY IN THE YOUTUBE GAME.
And the living embodiment of that change is Dan who is I think here somewhere who is the very very first person that we employed because of the patron accounts. It was my mother who was toiling incessantly in the garden and I knew that she needed a gardener more than anything. I remember one day I said to you, "Mommy, you need a gardener." And you went, "How am I supposed to get one?" Gardener.
Gardener.

And Dan arrived. It worked. [laughter] It worked. You asked the universe. The universe answered and Dan arrived and he made such a change not only to the garden, but to the morale of the whole house. And all of you have had a chance to chat to him today will see why. Like, he's just a joy to be around.

And after that, I was able to start employing some of the volunteers who've been helping here for free all of those years because I thought, I'm not going to employ people that I don't even know rather than employing the people who were giving of their time before all of this happened. So, of course, now Maria is here. Natty,

even Philip actually arrived. He was like the one of the last waves of volunteers and is also employed here now. But you're employing the people who work on the chateauand on the garden. So people like, Pavina, Jean Kristoff out in the gardens and in the house, Amory, Chris and Ben who are also here today. All of them are here because of you.

And I think that maybe you don't always realize, you know, you're making a change to a building in France, but you're making a huge change to people's lives and giving them employment and giving them a home here. So, thank you to all of you and a huge round of applause to all of you.

 

[Pekey]

Agree..Half the speech was about Dan. Snorts was an after thought, barely mentioned.

Oh it was about Dan and that he was a lowly little poor Gardener and that She gave him his first chance.
Always has to put that in!!!
Still ....... Who has the better Castle ?

 

[NotAChatelaine]

Skidmark hates to pay for veterinary care of any kind. That includes going to the doctor herself, unless it's for botox.

Spare us your crocodile tears fan. You don't give a damn about any of the animals at the shitoo. fan's never home
when any of her animals get sick or die - why? Because fan's never bloody home, but there's no way her slaves don't keep her informed!
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Sheep - Aloyisous was elderly, but that poor ram did not live a good life. It's a blessing that he's finally out of his pain. I don't believe for one second that the vet ever came for him, or any of the other animals. Filming the vet, even from a distance, would have been much-needed vlog footage for fan. The remaining sheep should be surrendered to a home where they can live out their last days comfortably.

Peachicks - how many peachicks have died over the years? fan said it was a big surprise when the peachicks were born. BS! That's why Jamie made a half-assed attempt to enclose the garden shed. But they were all too damn lazy, or didn't care enough, to clear out the gardener's shed and make a comfortable nesting spot for the peahean & her chicks. Disgusting.

Chickens - so the fox is brazenly walking around the shitoo grounds. fan mentioned the plan had been to install electrified fencing around the chicken enclosure before getting the new chickens. But she couldn't wait, and fan now has a whole new bunch of chickens for the fox to hunt. No more word about an electrified fence. Instead, the door on the chicken coop is held shut by a brick, and dogs allowed up to the door (while the chickens rush inside to hide) View attachment 4025586View attachment 4025411
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So we're back to the 1950's MASH tent and uncomfortable wooden, assembly hall chairs. That should be toasty for the guests since the weather is +30C
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Safari Ken reporting for duty. Look at those lily-white legs without an ounce of muscle. Snorty's picking out his outfit for the day, while everyone else is busy outside with the preparations. Five minutes of work outside and Snorty's a wrinkled mess - ha!
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Look at all the crap piled up and hidden behind the screen. Also, why the dirty, dead, straggly grape vines across the beams? Why is Mummy wearing a mask for the car ride? Is she ill? TB? The only reason Baldilocks went to pick up the 3 Wee Muskateers at Limoges is so he could probably stop in a the procelain factories.
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Look at all that crap. fan says it will only take 10 minutes to clean up - my ass! Bloody hoarders!
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None of those items were 'gifts'. Percy didn't haul all of those heavy, cut glass vases all the way from SA.
An entire bolt of fabric (paaaarfect for drapes in Baldilocks boudoir) didn't just appear from an unknown person. And Helen, whoever the hell she is, didn't just happen send a bunch of books to Baldilocks.
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Agree with the fellow tattler who said that fan & Baldilocks went from Newby Hall to the wedding in the Netherlands and then took the rest of the week making their way back to the shitoo (likely via London). All those 'gifts' were purchased by Baldilocks + all of Baghead's weird crap just suddenly appearing from the London flat.
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Why are Andy and his husband/boyfriend Richard there? Best guess. Andy brought all of fan & Baldilock's crap with them in their car from London, while fan & Baldilocks flew back to France? Imagine driving all that way and still having to rent a place to stay, although wherever they're staying is no doubt nicer than the shitoo.
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Look at the filthy tables. They're dusty and appear to have bird poop on them (near Andi). Does no one take a hose to them and give them a good scrub? All of those tablecloths in the shitoo, and they can't find any to put over those tables for the 'staff' dinner. Shameful.
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Wrong fan! Every single lalander, except you and Baldilocks, is busy somewhere in this shitoo.
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Patrick & Stuart were likely invited but chose not to attend, instead dropping off some preserves while fan & Baldilocks were out of town - wise choice! As for giftbags - 36 maximum! Will be interesting to see how many guests are repeat 'fake' patrons.
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I’m saying not one word about the woeful animal husbandry (or lack of) - not good for the blood pressure at this time of night.

That mystery (yeah, right) roll of fabric, serendipitously the prancing twerp’s “favourite” William Morris design, is 6 metres. SJ mutters vaguely it might be suitable for the Janssen salon. Not for nothing is that room called Quatre Fenêtres. Four pairs of curtain from 6 metres? I think not.

A shout out to Pavlova in Constance Spry mode. 10/10 for trying. However, 4/10 for execution. They’re an awful hodgepodge of colours and too many varieties. Such a waste of “ingredients”, much of which came from a wholesaler in Holland (Hoek Flowers).

The bounds of credulity are stretched.to their absolute limit at the idea of Percy bringing a box of vases all the way from Johannesburg (with a pit stop in Suffolk). Miraculous…no breakages! Who’d have thunk it?!

 

[FrasersMum]

Well it looks like her trip to Newby Hall was a total waste of time and energy. The Rock Garden video is one of her worst performing videos ever 53k views .

Hardly surprising, I mean who wants half an hour of dried up old rock gardens after they had already been put through a bloody hour of the inside of Newby Hall. Far too boring even for the most dedicated dump zealots

 

[Jules100]

As much as I can't stand the fake dramatics of the old bat, I have to say she is looking rather good considering her age. I very much doubt fan will look so good in 35 years time with her face full of botox, fillers and god only knows what else. Those fillers are already starting to migrate south
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Whilst Dan the gardener is my least favorite chateau hole, I am not one to Skidfend…

I agree with you @FrasersMum, Isabelle does looks lovely with that new haircut, much better than normal. It is the exact haircut I’ve been mentioning here over the years that Skidmark should get. It will cover forehead wrinkles (bangtox), a receding hairline, bad eyebrows & look less skraggly. Unfortunately, she still doesn’t listen to me.

 

[FrasersMum]

Oh it was about Dan and that he was a lowly little poor Gardener and that She gave him his first chance.
Always has to put that in!!!
Still ....... Who has the better Castle ?

I am so impressed by how fast things are now progressing at the Crispy Chateau. Once Dan got the roof done and now windows are going in, it seems like each day something new has been completed. I'd say he will be well done within 2 years or so. I wonder what fan is going to come up with for excuses then when people start comparing her progress to that of Dan's completed project

 

[graciemckitten]

Skidmark’s manipulative speech She sounds like she is in love with dangerous Dan.No mention of her 3.5 year fake engagement with the “love of her life” Baldilocks Janssen.

I just wanted to say a huge thank you to all of you for what you're doing here in this tiny corner of France. It is because of all of you and because of all of the other patrons that Land is being restored. We had done what we could when we first moved in. And after we'd spent all of the money that we had, we saw Landon just very slightly, as my mother loved pointing out to me, just slightly deteriorate each year. Nothing major, nothing like the floods that we had in the kitchen, but just a slight deterioration.


GET READY FOR THE EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION ABOUT THE POOR LITTLE 50 YEAR-OLD LITTLE ORPHAN PRINCESS BEING AT THE DUMP BY HERSELF
And it was very soul destroying to be here quite a lot of the time on my own, to see that around me, to feel totally unable to tackle it and to try doing small things that were effectively plasters over a broken leg. So when the vlog took off and when all of you started to support us, everything turned around.

GUSHING , LOVE BOMBING SPEECH ABOUT DANGEROUS DAN SHE ALWAYS HAS TO REMIND DAN THAT HE WAS A GARDENER….. SHE WILL NEVER ACKNOWLEDGE THAT HE HAS BLOWN HER AWAY IN THE YOUTUBE GAME.
And the living embodiment of that change is Dan who is I think here somewhere who is the very very first person that we employed because of the patron accounts. It was my mother who was toiling incessantly in the garden and I knew that she needed a gardener more than anything. I remember one day I said to you, "Mommy, you need a gardener." And you went, "How am I supposed to get one?" Gardener.
Gardener.

And Dan arrived. It worked. [laughter] It worked. You asked the universe. The universe answered and Dan arrived and he made such a change not only to the garden, but to the morale of the whole house. And all of you have had a chance to chat to him today will see why. Like, he's just a joy to be around.

And after that, I was able to start employing some of the volunteers who've been helping here for free all of those years because I thought, I'm not going to employ people that I don't even know rather than employing the people who were giving of their time before all of this happened. So, of course, now Maria is here. Natty,

even Philip actually arrived. He was like the one of the last waves of volunteers and is also employed here now. But you're employing the people who work on the chateauand on the garden. So people like, Pavina, Jean Kristoff out in the gardens and in the house, Amory, Chris and Ben who are also here today. All of them are here because of you.

And I think that maybe you don't always realize, you know, you're making a change to a building in France, but you're making a huge change to people's lives and giving them employment and giving them a home here. So, thank you to all of you and a huge round of applause to all of you.

Marie, Nutty, and the Loser do not work on the chateau.Amaury, the slowest carpenter in France, does as little work on the Dump as possible.

What is with the nonstop love bombing and LieLande upgrades for Pavlina? Is it to piss off FRK and “ put her in her place”? Is it because FRK cut the ropes on the enormous Christmas wreath, causing the wreath to crash into Pavlina’s head? Pavlina has no gardening expertise, animal expertise, etc. Is skidmark also in love with Pavlina?

 

[newengland]

As much as I can't stand the fake dramatics of the old bat, I have to say she is looking rather good considering her age. I very much doubt fan will look so good in 35 years time with her face full of botox, fillers and god only knows what else. Those fillers are alreadView attachment 4025713y starting to migrate south

Hmm…women often change their hairstyle to deflect…so…new blonde color…fuller face…eyes look different…and am only going by this picture…seems that mummy may have had some work done.

Probably wrong though…

 

[M&MsMom]

I swear some of these comments are from you lot.

 

[graciemckitten]

Hmm…women often change their hairstyle to deflect…so…new blonde color…fuller face…eyes look different…and am only going by this picture…seems that mummy may have had some work done.

Probably wrong though…

Skidmark may have spent some Patreon funding on restoring Mummy’s face with fillers and freezing it with Botox while they were all in London.