Well it looks like fan pulled out all the stops for her Patron day dress. It's Etro - note the price coz we all know fan doesn't buy in the sale.
The Chateau Diaries #409 Hey Chateau Diaries fans, XantheWilliams is really Philip Janssen!
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What is DOI?
I think it’s supposed to be DIO (Doing It Ourselves).
The first edit of that vlog had two takes
omg this picture he looks like a reject from Boy Scouts, I know fan really hates him because she doesn’t take her son clothes shopping.
He‘s like a toddler. Thank you Lochy for the picture.
He‘s like a toddler. Thank you Lochy for the picture.
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Sabine with her ex Dan. Her posture so eh, revealing! You go girl
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Poor Marie looked exhausted
Ok Brenda is all over FB with pictures of the patron day, it looks absolutely pitiful. Was Annaliese there with the boys? Or has she left the chateau verse. I hope she’s found a new partner or group of friends and is living her best life away from these sickos.
Her second dress - Anthropologie
I am working....election night duty in a few states, but since it's early, I'm playing around and dreaming. I know I'm not the only jewelry girl here..... @Lochness Monster comes to mind!
I have not coveted a piece in a very long time, but this is one I'll dream about for some time. It's only paste! But it's very old and in almost perfect shape with just one paste that looks to have been reset. Alas, not for me - that price!!! But I'll be dreaming of it for some time to come! Luckily, I'm always happy to see something beautiful, even if I can't have it!
I'm not like Stephanie or Philip!
I have not coveted a piece in a very long time, but this is one I'll dream about for some time. It's only paste! But it's very old and in almost perfect shape with just one paste that looks to have been reset. Alas, not for me - that price!!! But I'll be dreaming of it for some time to come! Luckily, I'm always happy to see something beautiful, even if I can't have it!
I'm not like Stephanie or Philip!
Thanks for that, I was not watching any you tube today as the rescue.puppy (six months old). Not house broken, so it was easier to stay outside and putter ( lots to do with gardens). Watch her and reward for her bathroom duties outside. She sleeps.well.in a crate all night no pee or poop, puts up a bit of protest, but then settles right in. She is very busy, chewing on everything including the two other dogs and running off with slippers, shoes and flip.flops ( the other two are horrified by her manners) but puppies take some work and not my first time, more like 11 puppies before her.
Oh FFS. fan stated she did not prepare a speech (let's be real, she did neither jack nor shyte in the Patreon Days preparation anyways, so why would she take the time to write an actual speech?). fan waxed poetically to her audience about how their support enabled her to change the lives of people by being able to employ them. She mentioned most by name (albeit forgetting Dishpan Dave) and ended with how Snorts is also an employee. No mention of him actually being her fiancee... 
Moreso than anything, fan was focused on the Temu tat of some little bum figurines that CrayCray Coco Chloe brought them all.
Julie (not to be confused with our beloved @Jules100 - Countess of the Southernmost Chateau) ended up taking charge in the kitchen, which probably pissed FRK off, but with 1,000,000 pieces of pawwwwcelain in the Shitoo, there weren't enough plates for the cheese course due to shoddy planning.
I'm not sure what Sarah and Shrek's roles were, but Aaaaandi gave a painting course and Permasmile held a tile painting class. Ah, Permasmile- we knew there was a chance it would happen, but would she be crass enough to actually do it? YES. She used this opportunity to hawk her jewelry, and some unfortunate guest bought a piece.
Potts showed up at the end for the photo. Funny how all three owners (Baghead was absent) did not lift a finger.
Andi and some guy I have never seen before ended up buying everyone pizzas for dinner. Pay to play- fan didn't bother to plan this either.
This Patreon Day was shyte. I think it should have been catered (it was wrong to traipse guests into the kitchen all day whilst FRK and Julie were preparing food.). Also, FRK is part of why people watch her channel- so at least give the girl some face time with the guests. The tents were hot garbage- she should have hired the marquee from last year so it could be closed off and have a portable aircon put in it.
You know what would have been a good idea? Let the guests (who pay the bills) paint tiles with their own unique artwork, fire them in a kiln and use them as a backsplash in the kitchen.
Moreso than anything, fan was focused on the Temu tat of some little bum figurines that CrayCray Coco Chloe brought them all.
Julie (not to be confused with our beloved @Jules100 - Countess of the Southernmost Chateau) ended up taking charge in the kitchen, which probably pissed FRK off, but with 1,000,000 pieces of pawwwwcelain in the Shitoo, there weren't enough plates for the cheese course due to shoddy planning.
I'm not sure what Sarah and Shrek's roles were, but Aaaaandi gave a painting course and Permasmile held a tile painting class. Ah, Permasmile- we knew there was a chance it would happen, but would she be crass enough to actually do it? YES. She used this opportunity to hawk her jewelry, and some unfortunate guest bought a piece.
Potts showed up at the end for the photo. Funny how all three owners (Baghead was absent) did not lift a finger.
Andi and some guy I have never seen before ended up buying everyone pizzas for dinner. Pay to play- fan didn't bother to plan this either.
This Patreon Day was shyte. I think it should have been catered (it was wrong to traipse guests into the kitchen all day whilst FRK and Julie were preparing food.). Also, FRK is part of why people watch her channel- so at least give the girl some face time with the guests. The tents were hot garbage- she should have hired the marquee from last year so it could be closed off and have a portable aircon put in it.
You know what would have been a good idea? Let the guests (who pay the bills) paint tiles with their own unique artwork, fire them in a kiln and use them as a backsplash in the kitchen.
My older dog is Still horrified by my younger dogs behaviour and he's now 7! Yesterday George did this big loud human sounding fart and Stanley just stared at him, then looked at me disgusted, got up and left the room.
The Shreks had no role, other than limousine service to two people already staying at their chateau who wanted to go to Stephanie's Patron Day.Oh FFS. fan stated she did not prepare a speech (let's be real, she did neither jack nor shyte in the Patreon Days preparation anyways, so why would she take the time to write an actual speech?). fan waxed poetically to her audience about how their support enabled her to change the lives of people by being able to employ them. She mentioned most by name (albeit forgetting Dishpan Dave) and ended with how Snorts is also an employee. No mention of him actually being her fiancee...
Moreso than anything, fan was focused on the Temu tat of some little bum figurines that CrayCray Coco Chloe brought them all.
Julie (not to be confused with our beloved @Jules100 - Countess of the Southernmost Chateau) ended up taking charge in the kitchen, which probably pissed FRK off, but with 1,000,000 pieces of pawwwwcelain in the Shitoo, there weren't enough plates for the cheese course due to shoddy planning.
I'm not sure what Sarah and Shrek's roles were, but Aaaaandi gave a painting course and Permasmile held a tile painting class. Ah, Permasmile- we knew there was a chance it would happen, but would she be crass enough to actually do it? YES. She used this opportunity to hawk her jewelry, and some unfortunate guest bought a piece.
Potts showed up at the end for the photo. Funny how all three owners (Baghead was absent) did not lift a finger.
Andi and some guy I have never seen before ended up buying everyone pizzas for dinner. Pay to play- fan didn't bother to plan this either.
This Patreon Day was shyte. I think it should have been catered (it was wrong to traipse guests into the kitchen all day whilst FRK and Julie were preparing food.). Also, FRK is part of why people watch her channel- so at least give the girl some face time with the guests. The tents were hot garbage- she should have hired the marquee from last year so it could be closed off and have a portable aircon put in it.
You know what would have been a good idea? Let the guests (who pay the bills) paint tiles with their own unique artwork, fire them in a kiln and use them as a backsplash in the kitchen.
(per his vlog - which I fast forwarded through, took all of maybe 2 minutes, for me anyway). I suspect these people wanted to go to Patron Day and Stephanie referred them to the Shreks - didn't he house a couple of her Patrons last year and chauffer them down to la Lande to attend? I cannot imagine being cooped up in a car with them for almost 3 hours - maybe 6 hours if these Patrons are driving back with them. Sorry for people who like them, I've just not been a fan, although I'm sure they are nice people.
My tortie does that to her brother all the time, same litter so same age, 11 years old. If Merlin does something dumb, she has just started adding the extra step of taking her paw and smacking him in the head and slowly walking away from him, then looks backwards, gives a cat eyeroll and saunters about on her merry way. One day, we're afraid Merlin's going to have all this pent up rage and really take a piece of her. They have regular intervals during the day when they fight, most notably at about midnight, on our bed, while we're trying to get to sleep, and he bests her almost every time...he's about 2 times bigger than she is, although they weigh about the same, and we intervene most of the time. Our vet says it's harmless, they're just playing, but it doesn't look or sound like it to me!My older dog is Still horrified by my younger dogs behaviour and he's now 7! Yesterday George did this big loud human sounding fart and Stanley just stared at him, then looked at me disgusted, got up and left the room.
What does Brian get out of a relationship hanging out with these Moronic crew.. How does he accept the animal abuse..?He acts like he has more class but ACTIONS speak louder than his silly words.. such a disappointment..
Taking their guests to La Lande? On Patron day? Was support for Fraudie so pathetic she had to bring in a rent a crowd?
Omg….
Still genuflecting and kissing the ring? Can’t. Watch. Such. Dreck.
As the day was catered, there is no way that the Shreks would be able to just turn up with their guests in tow on the spur of the moment. It was all planned.I bet she needed them there for something and they said they were busy with their own guests and she had to say bring them along, just to expolit the Shreks for whatever need she had. Transactional witch.
Note that dog abuser employee Loser Filth Janssen had to place himself in the center of the photo again. This year, he clasped his hands in front of him and did not touch money maker 2.0. Guess skidmark told him not to strangle the tiny little dog today in the patron day photo.
Loser Baldilocks has the hots for Brian and converses with him regularly elsewhere. I believe Brian wants the views from the CD audience for his own channel.
Boy, nothing ever changes. Con artist grifter Skidmark is truly a twirling legend in her own mind. She is now taking credit for the Patreon account and boasting about how she is an employer to all the dump crew, including the most expensive and useless table layer in France, loser Baldilocks Janssen, and saved them all. You know the dump crew dislike her. She had to elevate herself and put them all down in her self-aggrandizing speech.Oh FFS. fan stated she did not prepare a speech (let's be real, she did neither jack nor shyte in the Patreon Days preparation anyways, so why would she take the time to write an actual speech?). fan waxed poetically to her audience about how their support enabled her to change the lives of people by being able to employ them. She mentioned most by name (albeit forgetting Dishpan Dave) and ended with how Snorts is also an employee. No mention of him actually being her fiancee...
Moreso than anything, fan was focused on the Temu tat of some little bum figurines that CrayCray Coco Chloe brought them all.
Julie (not to be confused with our beloved @Jules100 - Countess of the Southernmost Chateau) ended up taking charge in the kitchen, which probably pissed FRK off, but with 1,000,000 pieces of pawwwwcelain in the Shitoo, there weren't enough plates for the cheese course due to shoddy planning.
I'm not sure what Sarah and Shrek's roles were, but Aaaaandi gave a painting course and Permasmile held a tile painting class. Ah, Permasmile- we knew there was a chance it would happen, but would she be crass enough to actually do it? YES. She used this opportunity to hawk her jewelry, and some unfortunate guest bought a piece.
Potts showed up at the end for the photo. Funny how all three owners (Baghead was absent) did not lift a finger.
Andi and some guy I have never seen before ended up buying everyone pizzas for dinner. Pay to play- fan didn't bother to plan this either.
This Patreon Day was shyte. I think it should have been catered (it was wrong to traipse guests into the kitchen all day whilst FRK and Julie were preparing food.). Also, FRK is part of why people watch her channel- so at least give the girl some face time with the guests. The tents were hot garbage- she should have hired the marquee from last year so it could be closed off and have a portable aircon put in it.
You know what would have been a good idea? Let the guests (who pay the bills) paint tiles with their own unique artwork, fire them in a kiln and use them as a backsplash in the kitchen.
This may be pure speculation, but I do believe the CD channel and Patreon funds help Chamberpottie afford to pursue his F1 jet set lifestyle. I still believe Patreon funds purchased the $50,000 South African lot in his name a few years ago.40% owner Baghead is such a loser that he will not even acknowledge the Patreon funding or the CD channel and refuses to show up for patron day. He is too good to thank anyone windfall of money that he has also enjoyed over the past 6 to 7 years, and extremely expensive vacations and Michelin star meals that he’s enjoyed.
She is clad in yet another new dress, and did absolutely nothing to help prepare for patron day again, except possibly flirting and love bombing Shrek so he would bring his guests to the dump to try to add to the dismal numbers of patrons who actually traveled to the dump for patron day. I believe that the Shreks deliberately planned to have their own guest at their château in order to avoid the patron day shitastrophe but Skidmark lured Shrek to the Dump. Stephen, for the last time, Skidmark is never going to sleep with you. She also screwed you over on all the tiles that you made for the kitchen.
How many guests did he bring? 35 to 36 patrons minus the Shrek rental crowd or did the Shrek also receive gift bags? This is probably the least attended patron day in years.
T Rex, you are correcting in noting that the owners of the dump do not do any manual labor or any other labor at the dump. They are all spoiled, lazy, entitled grifters. I’ll have to look it up in the past posts, but do you remember either on patron Day or an Easter celebration skidmark and potty were giddy about how they were so excited that they didn’t have to do anything at the dump and that it was their dream to have servants, etc.? skidmark stated that their dreams come true? In an earlier, patron video with chamber Pottie, skidmark brag that none of the owners were good at manual labor so she did not think they should have to do manual labor at the dump, hence, all the abused volunteers, and now Patreon funded staff.
It is interesting now that skidmark has admitted that Patreon funds pay for her extensive personal staff, including her fake fiancé/concubine/personal chauffeur loser filth.
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Weird how Skidmark was sitting on her brother from another mother’s knee in the Patreon photo. The Jarvis crew are one strange family,
