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Is the “hair” on the head the same color as the face/neck?
The Chateau Diaries #409 Hey Chateau Diaries fans, XantheWilliams is really Philip Janssen!
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Is the “hair” on the head the same color as the face/neck?
Look at his grubby knees! Maybe he has been visiting Tobacco Johnny in the garden?
I live in the Dartmoor national park and see the ponies quite regularly, they are truly stunning. I have seen lots of new foals recently. I do hope this cull doesn’t go ahead
I usually refrain from commenting on people's looks, but in this case I can't help myself; WTF does he think he looks like??? He makes the short large bloke on 'It Ain't Half Hot Mum' look put together, attractive and trendy.
All I see is it looks as if someone has played splat the rat on him.View attachment 4025538
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Is the “hair” on the head the same color as the face/neck?
Btw Caroline Gooder was commenting on DOI...Do you work for MI5 Graciewait, don’t answer that
How did that happen?
The self entitled princess only loves herself
What does he smoke ? Thete was a box of Malboros on the table in the room fan tidied?
Nutmond had a fag ( not Snorts) hanging out of his mouth when they were assembling the scout tent.
Omg….
Still genuflecting and kissing the ring? Can’t. Watch. Such. Dreck.
Skidmark hates to pay for veterinary care of any kind. That includes going to the doctor herself, unless it's for botox.
Spare us your crocodile tears fan. You don't give a damn about any of the animals at the shitoo. fan's never home
when any of her animals get sick or die - why? Because fan's never bloody home, but there's no way her slaves don't keep her informed!
Sheep - Aloyisous was elderly, but that poor ram did not live a good life. It's a blessing that he's finally out of his pain. I don't believe for one second that the vet ever came for him, or any of the other animals. Filming the vet, even from a distance, would have been much-needed vlog footage for fan. The remaining sheep should be surrendered to a home where they can live out their last days comfortably.
Peachicks - how many peachicks have died over the years? fan said it was a big surprise when the peachicks were born. BS! That's why Jamie made a half-assed attempt to enclose the garden shed. But they were all too damn lazy, or didn't care enough, to clear out the gardener's shed and make a comfortable nesting spot for the peahean & her chicks. Disgusting.
Chickens - so the fox is brazenly walking around the shitoo grounds. fan mentioned the plan had been to install electrified fencing around the chicken enclosure before getting the new chickens. But she couldn't wait, and fan now has a whole new bunch of chickens for the fox to hunt. No more word about an electrified fence. Instead, the door on the chicken coop is held shut by a brick, and dogs allowed up to the door (while the chickens rush inside to hide)
So we're back to the 1950's MASH tent and uncomfortable wooden, assembly hall chairs. That should be toasty for the guests since the weather is +30C
Safari Ken reporting for duty. Look at those lily-white legs without an ounce of muscle. Snorty's picking out his outfit for the day, while everyone else is busy outside with the preparations. Five minutes of work outside and Snorty's a wrinkled mess - ha!
Look at all the crap piled up and hidden behind the screen. Also, why the dirty, dead, straggly grape vines across the beams? Why is Mummy wearing a mask for the car ride? Is she ill? TB? The only reason Baldilocks went to pick up the 3 Wee Muskateers at Limoges is so he could probably stop in a the procelain factories.
Look at all that crap. fan says it will only take 10 minutes to clean up - my ass! Bloody hoarders!
None of those items were 'gifts'. Percy didn't haul all of those heavy, cut glass vases all the way from SA.
An entire bolt of fabric (paaaarfect for drapes in Baldilocks boudoir) didn't just appear from an unknown person. And Helen, whoever the hell she is, didn't just happen send a bunch of books to Baldilocks.
Agree with the fellow tattler who said that fan & Baldilocks went from Newby Hall to the wedding in the Netherlands and then took the rest of the week making their way back to the shitoo (likely via London). All those 'gifts' were purchased by Baldilocks + all of Baghead's weird crap just suddenly appearing from the London flat.
Why are Andy and his husband/boyfriend Richard there? Best guess. Andy brought all of fan & Baldilock's crap with them in their car from London, while fan & Baldilocks flew back to France? Imagine driving all that way and still having to rent a place to stay, although wherever they're staying is no doubt nicer than the shitoo.
Look at the filthy tables. They're dusty and appear to have bird poop on them (near Andi). Does no one take a hose to them and give them a good scrub? All of those tablecloths in the shitoo, and they can't find any to put over those tables for the 'staff' dinner. Shameful.
Wrong fan! Every single lalander, except you and Baldilocks, is busy somewhere in this shitoo.
Patrick & Stuart were likely invited but chose not to attend, instead dropping off some preserves while fan & Baldilocks were out of town - wise choice! As for giftbags - 36 maximum! Will be interesting to see how many guests are repeat 'fake' patrons.
Stealing Fannys thunder of Patreon day, way to go Steve
Omg….
Still genuflecting and kissing the ring? Can’t. Watch. Such. Dreck.
Illegal Taxi Service as with Snorts taking paying guests around ? bet they are in deep tit with insurance IF anything was to happen, plastering all over internet what they are doing.
fan arms out, bits out.
Vivs hand jewellery thing was cutting off womans circulation at her wrist.
I meant to ask about this the other night. What is going on with his legs/knees?
Is it:
1) weirdly patterned leg hair?
2) dirt? I don't even want to think about what he was doing to get that dirty when he's supposedly in his dress-up safari shorts outfit
3) weird shadows?
4) does he shave his legs like Nicky Fairpants and missed a spot or four? (I hate when that happens!)
Inquiring minds want to know!
I have a feeling FRK & Pavlina aren't mixing well. FRK seemed to be exerting some one-upmanship over Pavlina with her knowledge of floral design. I think FRK is getting a bit tired again of the entire shitoo charade. Any chance this is her last year at the shitoo?And let’s not forget Julie.Julie has ‘ flown in’ …wow!
Now Just how many cooks do they need to spoil the broth? I have a feeling Emma and FRK don’t mix.
Had to laugh the CCs calling trolls
And so can I! I've had sleepless nights over it, phew!
I just wrote a post about those knees @Jeeves before I got to your post! They're so "eeewwwww".
you have made me think!
I have an idea. What if we line the Ardwhore tablescape up out by the dustbins. Would the fox attack it? Yipee All captured on the security camera.
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So glad she has settled in so well - she is beautiful
Having had six rescue dogs in the past I was always amazed at how trusting they were despite some of them having suffered abuse with prev despicable owners! They were all beautiful Golden retrievers & my last one was not a rescue but a beaut pup from a reputable breeder & my 60th birthday present to myself. Grady was my faithful companion until Sept 2024 when due to a failing heart we gave him freedom from pain. I have been priviledged to have had Seven Goldies from Feb '84 (first rescue) until 4th Sept 2024, in forty years. My heart broke when Grady passed away after 13 happy years together
I hope you have many more happy years with Ruby xLook what popped up in my feed! Coco -nut is working as a Nanny and actress in NY. Who would be daft enough to employ her to take care of a child. Didn't she try to grift money for an acting course in the UK sometime back? She almost misses picking the child up from school. Perhaps she was fired when the parents saw her vlog and maybe that is why she was free to come to Lalandfill. Her husband looks a bit dopey too.
How jealous you ladies are about Flip’s smooth, shaven legs, bathed in goats milk..