The Chateau Diaries #409 Hey Chateau Diaries fans, XantheWilliams is really Philip Janssen!

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That is very odd; you’re right it isn’t the first time. Have we ever seen her lose her cool? I wonder if she is taking after mummy with the nasty tantrums? 🤔

I really would love to be a fly on the wall when the piss yellow phone camera is turned off.
I suspect when there's no lights camera action, they walk on eggshells around her, as her mood can change in an instant. She reminds me a lot of someone I use to work for in so many ways on all levels.

She a spoilt brat! and a chip off the old block.
 
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Slightly OT

Now they're proposing to cull 75% of the Dartmoor Pony population, they keep the scrubland on the moor down! WTF!

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If A the poor ram was SO old in sheep years why prolong the agony, as pet / animal owners we have a responsibility to do the right and kindest thing,
if you truly love something let it go.
Why is she never in residence when the animals die?
 
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Why is she never in residence when the animals die?
I’ve been pondering this question. I do not believe that she has not ever been in residence when animals have died.

I think that is a big lie and it gives her some sort of innocence in her mind to say it. Like, “Not me! I wasn’t even there! I’m not responsible!” 😒
 
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That is very odd; you’re right it isn’t the first time. Have we ever seen her lose her cool?
Oh yes one cannot forget her weeping and wailing after Ian’s funeral. An Oscar winning performance there and then whilst leaning against a hedgerow having a touch of the vapours. How many takes it took we will never know but she certainly gave Tallulah Bankhead a run for her money.
 
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The Grande Salon is a much more long term project.
Christ I think the Egyptians built the pyramids quicker than the length of time it will be before that bloody Grande Salon is finished. Four years and nothing done to actually start the project . And yet, they have all the furniture, curtains and soft furnishings needed ready and waiting because the kidney stone wanker can’t stop buying crap. It’s all sitting abandoned either in a dusty attic or a mouldy metal shipping container where it will remain totally forgotten as those two continue flitting hither and thither living their worthless lives.
 
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She totally threw Pavlina under the bus saying she told her the ram was put down. She didn’t have to say when it happened or that she didn’t know until after. I bet she is pissed she spent money on shearing him.
 
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Bad News, Mummy Arrives & Patreon Day Preparations!

mattsmithlon
1 hour ago
Ah, I don't want to be a witch! LOL But, Philip I think your shirt missed an appointment the Iron today!

jayjay2129
1 hour ago
Why is it bad news that mummy arrives??! (According to your thumb nail)

RowennaRoberts-h9z
1 hour ago
Instead of putting the pea chicks in a cluttered shed, there’s enough land and staff to make a suitable enclosure for them to grow big enough to be let out safely when they were big enough. It’s not as if you should be surprised you would get pea hens being born. And the are not wild animals that choose to live there you have introduced them to your land. They can’t fly away.

no response to Wendy from the Dump….

wendygrimwood8122
2 hours ago
Sorry to hear the sad news . Wish I could be there have a wonderful time x

JanSmith-q6m
2 hours ago
Hi from New Zealand, any chance you could introduce who everyone is at the chateau? We find it quite confusing as apart from family & Marie, we can't place everyone else

deborahhanson4027
2 hours ago
Why wasn't the pea chick's put inside the chicken house that was soley built to PROTECT them & all of your unique expensive chickens . Very sad...The last mishap was when someone left the door open, female & male chickens were perished. TIME to assign one staff member to take sole responsibility. No later than 16:00 / chickens & pea chick's are secured inside the chicken house built for their protection. Establish a clip board inside the chicken house for the staff member to record the exact time all was secured @ 16.00 . SAFETY FIRST.

luluandmeow
2 hours ago
You need to keep your chickens and pea chicks safer, you've lost too many. Freedom without supervision = death for prey animals

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮scammer loser filth Janssen

mireille4751
2 hours ago
It takes some time, but I advise you to watch the previous episodes of the vlog.. You will find answers to your questions and it is great fun.


JenniferBelcher-w7x
8 hours ago
Set a fox trap and trap it !

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮scammer loser filth Janssen coming up with more reasons why they cannot stop the predatory imaginary fox.

mireille4751
1 hour ago
It may be a mama fox.
As much as I agree with Rowenna, peafowl can fly very well!
 
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Christ I think the Egyptians built the pyramids quicker than the length of time it will be before that bloody Grande Salon is finished. Four years and nothing done to actually start the project . And yet, they have all the furniture, curtains and soft furnishings needed ready and waiting because the kidney stone wanker can’t stop buying crap. It’s all sitting abandoned either in a dusty attic or a mouldy metal shipping container where it will remain totally forgotten as those two continue flitting hither and thither living their worthless lives.
From where I'm sitting, the grande salon is just more content for the vlog. She started the vlog to raise money to reno the house, then she got used to the money coming in and actually having control of it. She could spend it however she chose and, boy, could she choose. Clothes, luxury travel and various cosmetic procedures took priority over construction work and probably used up most, if not all, of the money. Now the house is just a money making prop for the vlog. The crap she buys is abandoned because she has no use for it, once she's mentioned it. She starts projects and doesn't ever finish them, so it's pretty obvious that a renovation of the chateau won't ever be finished. She'll milk it for tv and YouTube as long as she can. Lalandphil is an irrelevance, he's nothing but an employee. He'll be dumped too, when he's no longer of use.
 
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fan. Two Tonne. Coco Nut. Andy Pandy Gardener
Snotty. Drunkie. Oldest Swinger In Town. Andy's Partner
FRK. Old Ma Bat One Speed Ben. Art Flogging Andy
Pavlova. Percy. Ben's wife ( OSIT's new cleaner). Dave the Dishwasher
Nutti Poison Dwarf. Emma Ombeline
Amoire. Tabitha Twitchitt. Jenny Kitchen Hand. Jean Christophe

So 24 already in situ and probably Mr and Mrs Shrek, The Smiling Assassin (and possibly Horseface daughter), ,Annalise', Dan, Dirty Dana, Teabag and Papa Pug, Davey , Tobacco Johnny (probably sans Camel) so at least another 11. Possibles include Grunt, new friend from local Antique Shop

Whoever said that they needed one of the "in crowd" to each Patreon to shepherd them round and keep them away from fan was probably spot on. 35 Patreons (according to number of gift bags) and fan said more than 60 people would be there.

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And let’s not forget Julie.Julie has ‘ flown in’ …wow!
Now Just how many cooks do they need to spoil the broth? I have a feeling Emma and FRK don’t mix.
Had to laugh the CCs calling trolls😂
 

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Did Pavlina take advantage of the fact that the two were travelling again and have him put down? I don't think a vet was there regularly, and I found it fishy that Pavlina didn't participate in the sheep-shearing. The old witch wouldn't even spend other people's money on the animals.
As always something about fan’s announcement…horrible woman, it felt like many times that she was lying.
I don’t want to upset people by posting photos here but Omberlines short showed the sheep and I am unclear if one of them was RIp Aloyisious .
That short was filmed Sunday morning.
I thought fan said they got back driving through the night Friday from the Netherlands ?
The fox can be seen on their night vision security camera …
 

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Thanks for reminding me I was thinking of her the other day, was Cathy the woman who used to make videos criticising fan, she was British but lived in France and was a bigger woman with health problems. She took offence with us tattlers too. I wonder what happened to her ? 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
Queen Cathy (as we called her), is alive and well and still putting the world to rights on YT. One minute she was agreeing with us all, the next she thought we really were old hags.

I had to stop watching ages ago, as her medical history wasn’t some thing that I wanted to know about. We can all get pissed off with the world at times. but Jeez, QC went above and beyond moaning bless her.

Edit : sorry meant to say thanks @ComtesseRose for above and beyond as usual ⭐ and also to @Lady Avonlea for enduring the Patreon vlogs for us. Your recaps are such fun 🤩
 
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Thank you ComtesseRose, this thread is already going at a pace that the 70 year old patrons are hope for that they will be alive to see the designers interior come to life.
Snorts has bought the Arrhictects alphabet book. Hope he did not pay the £162 it’s on sale for on eBay!
That room the broken chair room was full of all Snorts recent auction buys. He is on a theme now of lamps. The two daffodil ones….I bet Ben will have to perform yoga to rewire them
 

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