The Chateau Diaries #409 Hey Chateau Diaries fans, XantheWilliams is really Philip Janssen!

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Thanks for reminding me I was thinking of her the other day, was Cathy the woman who used to make videos criticising fan, she was British but lived in France and was a bigger woman with health problems. She took offence with us tattlers too. I wonder what happened to her ? 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
She's still around and on yt. She's a friend of quite a few of us tattlers. 🙂
 
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fan. Two Tonne. Coco Nut. Andy Pandy Gardener
Snotty. Drunkie. Oldest Swinger In Town. Andy's Partner
FRK. Old Ma Bat One Speed Ben. Art Flogging Andy
Pavlova. Percy. Ben's wife ( OSIT's new cleaner). Dave the Dishwasher
Nutti Poison Dwarf. Emma Ombeline
Amoire. Tabitha Twitchitt. Jenny Kitchen Hand. Jean Christophe

So 24 already in situ and probably Mr and Mrs Shrek, The Smiling Assassin (and possibly Horseface daughter), ,Annalise', Dan, Dirty Dana, Teabag and Papa Pug, Davey , Tobacco Johnny (probably sans Camel) so at least another 11. Possibles include Grunt, new friend from local Antique Shop

Whoever said that they needed one of the "in crowd" to each Patreon to shepherd them round and keep them away from fan was probably spot on. 35 Patreons (according to number of gift bags) and fan said more than 60 people would be there.

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Thanks ever so, @ComtesseRose for carry us forward. Budapest. 🌹 Congratulations to @Jules100 these titles tickle me. 💕 @Lady Avonlea and @graciemckitten you’re both so appreciated for your contributions.

I would like to point out that, once again, the top (three this time) post(s) are Tattlers sharing Tattler news. This group is very supportive for 15 old hags and hounds. 😉

@JackSpratt Ruby is gorgeous. So happy for you all. 💕

I am just sick to address the issue of more dead animals at her dump. Poor, poor Aloysius suffered far too long. I’m wondering if Animal Control did arrive and removed the pea chicks from that cramped, cluttered cage and helped Aloysius to be freed from pain? I’d like to think so, anyway. 😕
Does the vet have to report them for animal abuse? Or not having proper tags? Who really Thinks the vet was involved??? And why did the paid help take it one themselves to euthanize? Shouldn't they have called Nick? They are his sheep.
Why didn't fan know until she got back home??? This whole story (lie). Is not adding up. Where is the peahens ( mother of the chicks) if she is gone and so are the chicks, probably fox food.
 
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Does the vet have to report them for animal abuse? Or not having proper tags? Who really Thinks the vet was involved??? And why did the paid help take it one themselves to euthanize? Shouldn't they have called Nick? They are his sheep.
Why didn't fan know until she got back home??? This whole story (lie). Is not adding up. Where is the peahens ( mother of the chicks) if she is gone and so are the chicks, probably fox food.
First, Poopette is just too too darling! 😍😍

Someone here said recently, with a bit of authority that I took as inside knowledge, that animal control had been to visit. 🤷🏼‍♀️

I am hoping that was true, that they liberated the peahen and chicks and that they put that poor ram out of his misery. 😕
 
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I remember when one of Cathy's sheep died she had to have it collected to be properly disposed of and it upset her to have to leave it covered over outside her property awaiting collection. Then again hers are tagged, I don't think those at the Chateau are.

Who knows, she'll go for the cheapest option....................we all know that. Heaven forbid it must not interfere with her shopping funds.
I bet Jamie already had him buried before she got back.
 
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fan. Two Tonne. Coco Nut. Andy Pandy Gardener
Snotty. Drunkie. Oldest Swinger In Town. Andy's Partner
FRK. Old Ma Bat One Speed Ben. Art Flogging Andy
Pavlova. Percy. Ben's wife ( OSIT's new cleaner). Dave the Dishwasher
Nutti Poison Dwarf. Emma Ombeline
Amoire. Tabitha Twitchitt. Jenny Kitchen Hand. Jean Christophe

So 24 already in situ and probably Mr and Mrs Shrek, The Smiling Assassin (and possibly Horseface daughter), ,Annalise', Dan, Dirty Dana, Teabag and Papa Pug, Davey , Tobacco Johnny (probably sans Camel) so at least another 11. Possibles include Grunt, new friend from local Antique Shop

Whoever said that they needed one of the "in crowd" to each Patreon to shepherd them round and keep them away from fan was probably spot on. 35 Patreons (according to number of gift bags) and fan said more than 60 people would be there.

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Bad News, Mummy Arrives & Patreon Day Preparations!

mattsmithlon
1 hour ago
Ah, I don't want to be a witch! LOL But, Philip I think your shirt missed an appointment the Iron today!

jayjay2129
1 hour ago
Why is it bad news that mummy arrives??! (According to your thumb nail)

RowennaRoberts-h9z
1 hour ago
Instead of putting the pea chicks in a cluttered shed, there’s enough land and staff to make a suitable enclosure for them to grow big enough to be let out safely when they were big enough. It’s not as if you should be surprised you would get pea hens being born. And the are not wild animals that choose to live there you have introduced them to your land. They can’t fly away.

no response to Wendy from the Dump….

wendygrimwood8122
2 hours ago
Sorry to hear the sad news . Wish I could be there have a wonderful time x

JanSmith-q6m
2 hours ago
Hi from New Zealand, any chance you could introduce who everyone is at the chateau? We find it quite confusing as apart from family & Marie, we can't place everyone else

deborahhanson4027
2 hours ago
Why wasn't the pea chick's put inside the chicken house that was soley built to PROTECT them & all of your unique expensive chickens . Very sad...The last mishap was when someone left the door open, female & male chickens were perished. TIME to assign one staff member to take sole responsibility. No later than 16:00 / chickens & pea chick's are secured inside the chicken house built for their protection. Establish a clip board inside the chicken house for the staff member to record the exact time all was secured @ 16.00 . SAFETY FIRST.

luluandmeow
2 hours ago
You need to keep your chickens and pea chicks safer, you've lost too many. Freedom without supervision = death for prey animals

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮scammer loser filth Janssen

mireille4751
2 hours ago
It takes some time, but I advise you to watch the previous episodes of the vlog.. You will find answers to your questions and it is great fun.


JenniferBelcher-w7x
8 hours ago
Set a fox trap and trap it !

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮scammer loser filth Janssen coming up with more reasons why they cannot stop the predatory imaginary fox.

mireille4751
1 hour ago
It may be a mama fox.
 
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That old witch is probably making Pavlina and everyone else deal with it. I'm so incensed talking or even thinking about her and her animals and their lack of care.....so here's a question about Patreon Day...

Do we think that her "chateau friends" will show up this year? We haven't seen her with Viv from Chateau Love in quite awhile. Can you imagine, as a Patron, showing up expecting to see Grunt? Or Viv? Or (god help me) Steve from Manor and Maker? and instead getting the very bit player and annoying Coco? Maybe she'll have Coco set up a workshop about how to buy a copper teapot in France!
I'm sure they'll be some a kisser twit from her Chateauverse circle who'll turn up. Never ones to miss an opportunity with advertsing of their channels.

Pavlina is her new favourite, so she'll be tasked with it so that fan can lovebomb her even more.

All the time sad sack cinders wiik, chugs away in the kitchen.
 
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I find it hard to believe that Pavlina would have Aloysius put down without fan's approval first.

fan wants us to believe that there was no phone call or text beforehand letting her know that the Vet will be euthanizing the sheep that SHE has owned for 15 years and has featured in her vlogs.

So, we get a dramatic retelling of how Pavlina pulled her aside to let her know..but not right away you see because Pavlina didn't want to RUIN Princess fan's homecoming and hamburger dinner. Disgusting people.
Arseholes the lot of them!
 
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Could have joined you for that walk. Left ile d'oleron this morning and now at Angers. Nearly ferry home time. Dying to pick up our Lily from minder. As a black cocker she would have found it too hot in France.
You'll have to do the Vendee some time, it's lovely.
 
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Does the vet have to report them for animal abuse? Or not having proper tags? Who really Thinks the vet was involved??? And why did the paid help take it one themselves to euthanize? Shouldn't they have called Nick? They are his sheep.
Why didn't fan know until she got back home??? This whole story (lie). Is not adding up. Where is the peahens ( mother of the chicks) if she is gone and so are the chicks, probably fox food.
I've been thinking about this balls.

What's all this tit about not wanting to upset the cow.

It was the same with the chicken slaughters, didn't want to tell her and upset her.

What does she do howl at the moon in distress. MY a!

FFS, they're all touched in the head.

I wonder does a vet have to complete paperwork as it's a farm animal. 🤷‍♀️
 
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I've been thinking about this balls.

What's all this tit about not wanting to upset the cow.

It was the same with the chicken slaughters, didn't want to tell her and upset her.

What does she do howl at the moon in distress. MY a!

FFS, they're all touched in the head.

I wonder does a vet have to complete paperwork as it's a farm animal. 🤷‍♀️
That is very odd; you’re right it isn’t the first time. Have we ever seen her lose her cool? I wonder if she is taking after mummy with the nasty tantrums? 🤔

I really would love to be a fly on the wall when the piss yellow phone camera is turned off.
 
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THE LOSER IS DESPERATELY TRYING TO KEEP THE UNDOCUMENTED, IMAGINARY FOX ALIVE TO COVER UP FOR MONEY MAKER 2.0 AND/OR THE ONGOING SERIOUS NEGLIGENCE AND RECKLESSNESS OF SKIDMARK/OTHER DUMP CREW TOWARDS ANIMALS AT THE DUMP…… THEY MUST KEEP THE IMAGINARY FOX ALIVE SO THEY HAVE ANOTHER ANIMAL TO BLAME FOR THE UPCOMING CHICKEN MASSACRE….

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kungazopa2831
4 hours ago
So who the F left the doors open so the peachicks could get out? They were enclosed in the shed with closed doors and mesh over the openings, so could not fly out without someone Fing up. Same with the chickens. I get so angry at the lack of caring at Le Lande, the peachicks and chickens were just fodder for the camera and not taken care of properly. Too bad the peachicks and chickens were not porcelain or porcelain books! Those get more attention and care than living creatures.

sophiapapillon8871
56 minutes ago
It's unlikely that you are going to see those poor pea chicks again. I agree with others that moving them to their next step in the chicken pen would have been more appropriate. I think that there was too much distraction with the patron day. If there was nothing else going on then I guess they would have been kept on for views!

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮scammer loser Baldilocks Janssen planting more excuses for the imaginary fox/ more animal negligence from the dump crew….. like anyone at the dump thinks about preventing cruelty to animals, especially decades long animal abuser skidmark Jarvis.
MarilynA-km4qj
26 minutes ago

That would have been cruel to the mother~ if she was in the chicken run she wouldn't have been able to fly, which she now would want to do, but if the chicks were kept in there without her that would distress her.

chriskilgour5576
1 hour ago
There must be people that can capture the fox and relocate it far away from you. We have people in the States that do this service. Please Please look into having the fox Humanely removed and located far from you.


🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮. No the imaginary fox has cubs that will starve? What bull.
XantheWilliams
16 minutes ago
Assuming it isnt a vixen feeding cubs, who will then humanely starve!

suzannerose1109
14 hours ago
That fox needs to be trapped and relocated elsewhere.. just wondering if he’s the one that went after your chickens a few months ago and keeps coming back for his next meal.

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 it could also be the ongoing years long negligent/recklessness of the dump crew or money maker 2.0, scammer loser Filth.
XantheWilliams
28 minutes ago

It could be a vixen feeding cubs.


sownourroots
11 hours ago
Are predatory animals not able be relocated or is there an animal control in that country? The fox seems to be the main villain in every animal attack you keep having? It's sad to hear the animals are all dying

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮Loser and animal abuser Philip Janssen planting even more excuses and crap I. The Dump comments to excuse the imaginary fox/ likely moneymaker 2.0. ẞSee the control by chaos bull Dump agenda of misinformation, manipulation, etc.?They truly believe they are the smartest, animal abusing scammers in the world.
XantheWilliams
5 minutes ago

It sounds like you are okay with the fox dying, and any cubs? The countryside is their natural home.

roseb5945
5 hours ago
Where do all the non staying guests stay... The gitte down the road ?

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮Mirielle stays 8n her little lady desk bedroom at the Dump….
mireille4751
5 hours ago
I believe there are several gites and a hotel not far from Lalande.


JanSmith-q6m
8 hours ago
Hi from New Zealand, any chance you could introduce who everyone is at the chateau? We find it quite confusing as apart from family & Marie, we can't place everyone else

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 lazy, greedy, useless, kidney stone laden Loser Filth Philip Janssen
XantheWilliams
16 minutes ago

It isn’t practical to do that, since so many come and go. If you watch regularly, you will soon work out who lives in, who works but lives out and who visits regularly.

pruelowden3536
11 hours ago
OMG the adverts are awful and can't be skipped. Just too long. I'll not watch any more because it's just too annoying. Why did they change them.

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮loser Baldilocks Janssen, fresh off another week long vacation paid for by patrons.
MarilynA-km4qj
28 minutes ago
What adverts? If you mean the ones you tube inserts, that's literally down to you tube, and the algorithm produced from things you have previously watched!! Eg any adverts you got will have been different from any I got!! Stephanie has no control over that! If you mean the sponsored items Stephanie sometimes talks about, I didnt think there was one in this video!!

estrelladeluxe1366
11 hours ago
You need a local hunter to take care of that fox

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮See how loser filth keeps trying to say that the Dump cannot do anything in the world to control the rampaging imaginary fox from killing dozens of animals at the Dump? What a load of bull to try to escape blame for their ongoing animal abuse at the dump
XantheWilliams
14 minutes ago

For another one to move in. The countryside is their natural home.


flowerminty1960
13 hours ago
Set a trap or traps for the fox? He has established La Lande as his hunting grounds.

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮scammer and liar lose4 filth Janssen spouting out crap in order to create chaos and misinformation…
XantheWilliams
20 minutes ago
Or it could be a vixen feeding cubs. The countryside is their natural home.

heathermcrobert8305
12 hours ago
Cant you trap him and move him to far away. Can you improve on the fencing.


🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮see the bull and lies continue. The dump crew have to desperately keep the imaginary fox alive so they have a cover for the oncoming wave of death that will inevitably sweep through the chicken prison again.
XantheWilliams
30 minutes ago
It could be a vixen feeding cubs. Another fox would move into the territory anyway.


susanmasters6459
15 hours ago
Why don’t you try a “Have-A-Heart” trap and catch the fox and relocate it far far away?!?!

XantheWilliams
36 minutes ago

Another would just move into the territory.


bettymurrell5628
14 hours ago
Since the fox is attacking livestock, maybe it’s time to do something proactive. My suggestion is a live trap and relocation. It would be the most humane way to solve the issue.

🤮🤮🤮🤮👇👇👇👇why so worried about keeping the predatory, blood thirsty imaginart fox alive, loser filth Janssen. Aren’t you worried that the rampaging fox could attack moneymaker 2.0? Oh right, the imaginary fox is money maker 2.0.
XantheWilliams
29 minutes ago

Not if it’s a mother feeding cubs, who would then starve.

bigboy77dk
14 hours ago
I think that fox is getting a little too comfortable around the Chateau.... Maybe its time to call a hunter...

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XantheWilliams
38 minutes ago

It could be a vixen feeding cubs. Also, the countryside is their natural habitat, so another one would just move into the territory.

JenniferBelcher-w7x
13 hours ago
Set a fox trap and trap it !

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mireille4751
7 hours ago

It may be a mama fox.


user-dSpsna
12 hours ago
Is it possible that the fox not only attacked the chicks but also harassed weak Aloysius.Surely the fox could be relocated as it’s become a frequent threat.

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮scammer and pathological liar loser Philip Janssen
XantheWilliams
20 minutes ago

It could be a vixen feeding cubs, so relocating it would starve the cubs to death. Another would just move into the territory anyway, since the countryside is their natural home.





SabineSontheim
12 hours ago
I always wonder... what does hanni normally do? She obviously lives in the chateau and is always willing to help with whatever arrives but what normally? Is she an owner also?

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮Hanni is not an attorney…..see how the Loser phrases it below and repeats unsubstantiated rumours?
mireille4751
7 hours ago
It was said in the comments that Hanni is an attorney and works remotely.


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mireille4751
7 hours ago
French here. I agree with you. I enjoy opening my windows - day and night - and letting fresh air come in, which is incompatible with AC.

carissajohns4102
1 minute ago
You eat lamb all the time
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mcbash
1 hour ago
A livestock guardian dog tends to bark a lot all night long. I don't think the guests will appreciate that

LukewarmGoddess
1 hour ago
Do you think guests will continue to visit if the animals continually die? People want an authentic experience until it inconveniences them. A chateau would have guardian dogs.

Yes, Pavlina, who gleefully dragged the tiny ram by its horns across a field, stop trying to turn her into Dr. Dolittle. She’s just as bad as the rest of the dump crew. She doesn’t know how to take care of chickens, don’t give a tit about the sheep or the peacocks. She just marginally likes the cats and money maker 2.0. It still doesn’t mean that she takes care of them properly because she does not.
JamesHardiman99
14 hours ago
Luckily Aloysious had Pavlina to care about him at the end.

JLBoer
15 hours ago
I know you're a peaceful bunch and don't like to think about things like this however i I think a possible fox hunt for patron days is in order. Or maybe a trapping party.


old-wise-one4473
15 hours ago
Steph - Any news on the floor tiles for the chapel and the restoration of the window & ceiling in the Grand Saloon

XantheWilliams
1 hour ago
The ceiling is likely to be some time away yet.

shirleysmith5394
15 hours ago
Perhaps Phillip should look at two or three more rooms for renting and the patio reno which gives you a revenue instead of buying more Dinner wear for the dinning room instead of the Dinning room over the Grand Salon.!!!!!!!

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮sure, loser. The dining room is a great source of income for your porcelain shopping addiction
XantheWilliams
45 minutes ago
The dining room is a potential source of more income, since it can be used as a large function room, rather than just where the guests eat. The Grande Salon is a much more long term project.
 
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I find it hard to believe that Pavlina would have Aloysius put down without fan's approval first.

fan wants us to believe that there was no phone call or text beforehand letting her know that the Vet will be euthanizing the sheep that SHE has owned for 15 years and has featured in her vlogs.

So, we get a dramatic retelling of how Pavlina pulled her aside to let her know..but not right away you see because Pavlina didn't want to RUIN Princess fan's homecoming and hamburger dinner. Disgusting people.
PavLina has been a willing participant in the ongoing scams at the Dump, at times eagerly supporting the lies told by the gruesome twosome.
 
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If A the poor ram was SO old in sheep years why prolong the agony, as pet / animal owners we have a responsibility to do the right and kindest thing,
if you truly love something let it go.
Skidmark hates to pay for veterinary care of any kind, including neutering animals or euthanasia. If Selmar had not taken Ruby to the vet, skidmark would never pay the vet bills or provided any medical care to Ruby, and the cat would’ve died from painful sepsis/ bad injures. Remember that you’re talking about the woman who allegedly backed over a kitten in the Jaguar, killed it, and drove off without a care in the world. Mummy is the same. Don’t be taking in by her acting like she’s in love with the toothless money maker 2.0.Mummy is the same person who let the dump for months without providing any money to pay for food for the animals.

Skidmark is not some delicate flower who cannot be told about the results of the ongoing negligence/recklessness towards animals at the dump. This is the same woman who gleefully hauled around a dying dog in a Porsche for several days, and filmed herself next to the dead dog, pretending it was alive. She is a greedy, stone cold witch.

Animal abuse at the Dump, including screenshots of Ruby’s wounds.
 
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On a more positive note.
Let us all celebrate the fact that fan is such an ally for holding the Patreon Daze on Pride Month.
Must be for her little PhiPhi, so they can run around and play Lordess of the farmhouse...
 
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