The Chateau Diaries #408 Hey Chateau Diaries fans, mireille4751 is really Philip Janssen!

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Mr Bmoral usually arises before I ...... - IF i glimpsed him peering into his jewellery box to select his brooch, ring, bangle of the day and French tucking his garden party floral shirt (after donning his muscle undershirt) , I'd spend the remainder of the day at the divorce lawyer's office. :m
Same, I'd set a new land speed record. Happy to say I've only ever seen him trying to decide which pair of black sox to wear today. It seems there's a difference between them. All far too complicated for me, I've been been a morning person.
 
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Snorty realizing that without fan's chequebook he too would be living in a cheap trailer park. Reality sucks!
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Has there been no update on the Kidney Stone movement?
That well travelled stone was last seen in Yorkshire but is probably in London by now, then there will be a quick trip to Framlingham to mingle with the oldies before heading back to France. I can remember when the loser claimed that he didn’t like travelling and he just liked to stay at home. The b s that comes out of their mouths is ridiculous but nothing is ever remembered by their crazy followers so the deceitful grifters get away with the lies time and time again.
 
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That well travelled stone was last seen in Yorkshire but is probably in London by now, then there will be a quick trip to Framlingham to mingle with the oldies before heading back to France. I can remember when the loser claimed that he didn’t like travelling and he just liked to stay at home. The b s that comes out of their mouths is ridiculous but nothing is ever remembered by their crazy followers so the deceitful grifters get away with the lies time and time again.
Probably hoping that the root canal will make them forget all about the kidney stone. Might work too, their attention span seems a bit suspect.
 
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You should know something is wrong if you match the chair and pillow, exactly. Do we think she did it on purpose? #Camouflage :ROFLMAO: 🤮

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SKidmark cannot keep her nasty paws off anything:
  • She runs her hands over wallpaper/ fabric covered walls in hotels and other chateaux
  • She runs her hands all over cushions, bedspreads, pillows, scarves, etc.
  • She puts her huge, filthy fingers into every pot, pan, and plate at the Dump
  • She pawed Moneymaker 1.0 and 2.0 relentlessly, cramming her huge fingers into tine moneymaker 2.0’s mouth and aggressively rubbing the gums of the tiny dog
  • She paws antiques, glasses, plates, books, tables, chairs, etc,
  • She pawed everything at the ARDWHORE store,
  • She paws the reluctant and cringing Loser when she is drunk
  • She paws Chamberpottie when she has the opportunity to do so
 
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SKidmark cannot keep her nasty paws off anything:
  • She runs her hands over wallpaper/ fabric covered walls in hotels and other chateaux
  • She runs her hands all over cushions, bedspreads, pillows, scarves, etc.
  • She puts her huge, filthy fingers into every pot, pan, and plate at the Dump
  • She pawed Moneymaker 1.0 and 2.0 relentlessly, cramming her huge fingers into tine moneymaker 2.0’s mouth and aggressively rubbing the gums of the tiny dog
  • She paws antiques, glasses, plates, books, tables, chairs, etc,
  • She pawed everything at the ARDWHORE store,
  • She paws the reluctant and cringing Loser when she is drunk
  • She paws Chamberpottie when she has the opportunity to do so
I get the feeling that she thinks her hands are elegant and beautiful plus she loves to put her "mark ' on things. 🤮
 
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I just can't imagine how it must feel to think like Nicole. Do you need help dear?

Fuzzy's butt in that mirror 🤭 :sick:
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Daphne and Ian put out a new video tonight. Not only has Season 2 of their Castle Impossible series started airing, they are expecting! It was actually a really nice vlog. They employed craftsmen restore the entry way floor (Ian found some old black marble and cut it to size to replace the cracked tiles), Daphne's father and little sister came to visit, and the family went to Germany to celebrate Easter. Their filming and editing has always been far superior to fan's, but it's better than it ever has been.

 
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SKidmark cannot keep her nasty paws off anything:
  • She runs her hands over wallpaper/ fabric covered walls in hotels and other chateaux
  • She runs her hands all over cushions, bedspreads, pillows, scarves, etc.
  • She puts her huge, filthy fingers into every pot, pan, and plate at the Dump
  • She pawed Moneymaker 1.0 and 2.0 relentlessly, cramming her huge fingers into tine moneymaker 2.0’s mouth and aggressively rubbing the gums of the tiny dog
  • She paws antiques, glasses, plates, books, tables, chairs, etc,
  • She pawed everything at the ARDWHORE store,
  • She paws the reluctant and cringing Loser when she is drunk
  • She paws Chamberpottie when she has the opportunity to do so
And she’s always using her bare fingers to grab at food in the kitchen. And no one knows if she’s washed her hands. It’s disgusting. This food is going out to the guests. She did make a point in one video to wash your hands, but that was just for show. I’m sure.
 
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Her hands are horrible. They look dehydrated and old. She thinks she is so into all the objects and wallpaper. Her grubby hands are
spreading body oils everywhere. Most people would not do that. She always looks like she needs a shampoo.
 
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