The Chateau Diaries #408 Hey Chateau Diaries fans, mireille4751 is really Philip Janssen!

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SKidmark cannot keep her nasty paws off anything:
  • She runs her hands over wallpaper/ fabric covered walls in hotels and other chateaux
  • She runs her hands all over cushions, bedspreads, pillows, scarves, etc.
  • She puts her huge, filthy fingers into every pot, pan, and plate at the Dump
  • She pawed Moneymaker 1.0 and 2.0 relentlessly, cramming her huge fingers into tine moneymaker 2.0’s mouth and aggressively rubbing the gums of the tiny dog
  • She paws antiques, glasses, plates, books, tables, chairs, etc,
  • She pawed everything at the ARDWHORE store,
  • She paws the reluctant and cringing Loser when she is drunk
  • She paws Chamberpottie when she has the opportunity to do so
She's literally on all fours, a guest in a stranger's house, caressing their furniture. Beyond words.
 
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@JourneytoChateau the boys have increased by 2000 subscribers in 4 days. Currently sitting at 137K.
 
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Her hands are horrible. They look dehydrated and old. She thinks she is so into all the objects and wallpaper. Her grubby hands are
spreading body oils everywhere. Most people would not do that. She always looks like she needs a shampoo.
a boil wash
 
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Keep the fixed grin up Aumary, the sooner it's done, the sooner you can get on with your own place. Didn't Fuzzy like the sound of his own voice, correcting fan.🙄

What kind of Tit does an 8 hour round trip to pick up a worn out silver plate tray, a non descript marble top side table and two tapestry chairs one of which need a repair as usual.

Oh yes, I know, spendthrift Fuzzy and his well travelled calcul renal.

Fan didn't seem over impressed at his forgotten auction buys.

God her vlogs are so lackluster 🥱😴
 
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Daphne and Ian put out a new video tonight. Not only has Season 2 of their Castle Impossible series started airing, they are expecting! It was actually a really nice vlog. They employed craftsmen restore the entry way floor (Ian found some old black marble and cut it to size to replace the cracked tiles), Daphne's father and little sister came to visit, and the family went to Germany to celebrate Easter. Their filming and editing has always been far superior to fan's, but it's better than it ever has been.

@T Rex thank you for sharing this. I'm happy for Daphne. Ian rubs me the wrong way. When they were cutting hedges from the chateau she sneezed three times and he never said, "bless you"!

So she inherited it from the maternal grandfather, and her father (German living in UK?) has second family?
 
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Anyone else spot Phil barging in front of the host to get through the door? The old chap didn't seem to know or acknowledge him & our Phil totally blanked him as he barged on through. That wonderful etiquette yet again. He's so out of place and Steph is so ridiculously giddy and beggy to rich people. Don't invite them over Steph. They seem quite shy & introverted so will have found her "too much."

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I wouldn't travel 8 minutes for that old tat. Steph didn't like any of it either. This is all getting a bit silly now. Maybe our Phil just enjoys a trip out on his own...




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“Stephanie - my wife and I both commented that you really look great in this video. Colorful jacket in your colors, rit shirt & pants and great hair. You always look lovely, but today's styling was exceptional”.

Was this a back handed compliment rit shirt & pants?

What a bloody joke drive all the way to Lyon and back just for that pile of rit. Those chairs will never be steam cleaned or mended in fact they will never be seen again, just more food for the mice and woodworm that are rampant at the landfill.
 
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“Stephanie - my wife and I both commented that you really look great in this video. Colorful jacket in your colors, rit shirt & pants and great hair. You always look lovely, but today's styling was exceptional”.

Was this a back handed compliment rit shirt & pants?

What a bloody joke drive all the way to Lyon and back just for that pile of rit. Those chairs will never be steam cleaned or mended in fact they will never be seen again, just more food for the mice and woodworm that are rampant at the landfill.
It's utter madness, they HAVE enough of everything, wait for a while for how things pan out (laughable i know) and then see what you might need.

He has an addiction to this, it won't stop.

There's always going to be the things you miss out on and think 'bugger that would have looked great' it's the nature of the beast. He's paranoid at missing out, it's pathetic, greedy and grasping.

You can't have it all!
 
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He's paranoid at missing out, it's pathetic, greedy and grasping.

You can't have it all!
Pathetic is right on!

It is his only way to feel relevant. Nobody likes him. He’s a social pariah and has been his entire life (evidently…his own family members don’t even want him).

In some twisted way, “winning” at auction is “winning” at his life…what does it say about him that it’s all broken trash?

If he wasn’t an unmitigated a-hole, I might feel sorry for him. Since he is such a pos, I’ll settle for ridicule. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Anyone else spot Phil barging in front of the host to get through the door? The old chap didn't seem to know or acknowledge him & our Phil totally blanked him as he barged on through. That wonderful etiquette yet again. He's so out of place and Steph is so ridiculously giddy and beggy to rich people. Don't invite them over Steph. They seem quite shy & introverted so will have found her "too much."

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I wouldn't travel 8 minutes for that old tat. Steph didn't like any of it either. This is all getting a bit silly now. Maybe our Phil just enjoys a trip out on his own...




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He gave fan the glare on his way over too.
Just wondering are their spa baths in Leon or wherever the shopaholic went. He is just showing the viewers he has no clue about antiques AT ALL. Once again he is buying quantity over quality. That nasty side table is utterly wrong for the Grrrrand salon which is at least 5 years from completion. Where can he put the junk? The silver tray is damaged plate. Those trays are heavy empty . No one will use it.
Comments saying he is making a show for the guests. No other chateau has 50 + sets of china to impress guests. I guess it’s a distraction from the dirt, rotten windows, un ironed
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tablecloth and general clutter.
 
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Pathetic is right on!

It is his only way to feel relevant. Nobody likes him. He’s a social pariah and has been his entire life (evidently…his own family members don’t even want him).

In some twisted way, “winning” at auction is “winning” at his life…what does it say about him that it’s all broken trash?

If he wasn’t an unmitigated a-hole, I might feel sorry for him. Since he is such a pos, I’ll settle for ridicule. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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The other laughable thing is that not only him but the devoted fans think he's some Auction/Antique expert. He's a nothing!

Christies must rue the day they asked these two to be tastemakers.
 
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He gave fan the glare on his way over too.
Just wondering are their spa baths in Leon or wherever the shopaholic went. He is just showing the viewers he has no clue about antiques AT ALL. Once again he is buying quantity over quality. That nasty side table is utterly wrong for the Grrrrand salon which is at least 5 years from completion. Where can he put the junk? The silver tray is damaged plate. Those trays are heavy empty . No one will use it.
Comments saying he is making a show for the guests. No other chateau has 50 + sets of china to impress guests. I guess it’s a distraction from the dirt, rotten windows, un ironedView attachment 4018944 tablecloth and general clutter.
He's got to be there every single second, hates to miss out, how suffocating and creepy.

Still she's created this, be careful what you wish for.
 
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Keep the fixed grin up Aumary, the sooner it's done, the sooner you can get on with your own place. Didn't Fuzzy like the sound of his own voice, correcting fan.🙄

What kind of Tit does an 8 hour round trip to pick up a worn out silver plate tray, a non descript marble top side table and two tapestry chairs one of which need a repair as usual.

Oh yes, I know, spendthrift Fuzzy and his well travelled calcul renal.

Fan didn't seem over impressed at his forgotten auction buys.

God her vlogs are so lackluster 🥱😴
Why did the idiot child take an 8 hour trip to pick up a bunch of junkyard crap? Because Potty was at the shitoo. I suspect that trip happened when Potty was visiting. Potty can’t stand the boy, so Baldilocks hightailed it away for the day. He was definitely MIA in the vlogs during much of Potty’s stay. Any excuse to get away because none of that crap warranted a 1 hour road trip, let alone an 8 hour road trip!

It’s not the first time recently that Baldilocks has ventured away alone for the day (over overnight) to pick up his auction ‘deals’. I do wonder if he also uses this time away from fan to check out local sites & establishments particular to his interests???

Again, notice how Baldilocks can’t recall what he paid for the crap, just throws out estimates of the cost, and guesses at the price of similar items. Let’s also forget to add in the auction house percentage, storage fees, cost of petrol and wear and tear on the Porsche.

Those chairs will never be seen again. That tray is cheap silver plate, not sterling silver, and that tall display table is weird and useless for pretzels or anything else.

Also, who hangs artwork in a room when it’s still just stud work? Desperate for content. Also, are fan and Baldilocks going to revel upon the Jenga Room like it’s the bloody Sistine Chapel and have an orgasm every time Cuz installs a piece of plywood? 🤢 Pathetic!
 
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Why did the idiot child take an 8 hour trip to pick up a bunch of junkyard crap?
What a waste of petrol !
I wonder if he took a little visit to Smokey Bear on the way there or back ???
Honestly fan throw him out !
 
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