The Chateau Diaries #407 Stephanie loosen your wallet, Philip x Ardmore is the new Luxe Life!

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JackSpratt

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Saturday at 8:57 AM
MsPitstop said:
@JackSpratt how is the dog settling in?
She's a poppet, can't believe it's only been a week as it feels like she's always been here.

I think this photo sums up how she's settled in.

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graciemckitten
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Friday at 5:06 AM
Davey is a munipal/urban landscaper. I believe he works for free and gets Skidmark discounts on trees, plants, flowers, and wood that he has shipped in to the dump. He is out of his comfort zone trying to plan gardens for the dump. Of course, Skidmark does not listen to anyone and likely has blown off the majority of the ideas that he has presented to her, and instead insists upon wasteful and inappropriate flowers, shrubs, trees, and designs for the dump gardens. She also does not have any decent water supply, nor has she ever had enough trained and knowledgeable gardening staff to take care of all the crap that she plants.

Davey seems to have some book knowledge about different types of plants and trees, but he doesn’t have any practical work experience in the actual planting and care of trees. Remember how dangerous Dan planted the trees out in the courtyard with the ball root intact and wrapped in burlap….. even I know that’s inappropriate. Is that why the trees have not flourished at all and half of them look like they’re dying?
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Davey made a comment last year about how it doesn’t matter how many flowers he plants at the dump that the flowers do not remain intact very long because FRK immediately runs out to chop them all down and cram them into vases at the dump. FRK is also the person who permanently mangles the trees at the dump by cutting off limbs improperly to use in wreaths and arrangements and does not have a clue about vegetable gardening.

Kirsty was never a gardener. She was a dog groomer who was hired to do gardening at the dump.Pavlina is not a trained gardener. She has been put in charge of the chickens and given an unearned LieLande upgrade to gardening and flower expert.FRK has screwed up many plants in the garden and has no gardening training. Remember their bumper crop of four sweet potatoes last year? Skidmark still called FRK a gardening and flower expert. Just like she calls FRK a chef of Michelin level experience when she is really a cook.

Remember when skidmark hired the gardener who couldn’t tell the difference between a plant and a weed? SKidmark cannot tell the difference either and cannot identify the majority of the plants, shrubs, or trees that she had planted with ebegged money. Mummy was no great gardener either. Remember when she got to the dump and immediately pulled out all of the flowers that Kirsty had planted along the front of the dump and had Percy cart them out to the street as weeds? Mummy is just as much of a fraud as her daughter. It doesn’t matter that Mummy’s mother was a florist. You don’t get gardening expertise by osmosis or genetics.

It is interesting that skidmark spent so many summers with her tiny florist grandmother but knows absolutely nothing about plants, flowers, trees, shrubs, or vegetable gardening. SKidmark has always been bone idle lazy and useless.

Recall the comment by viewer who stated that they wouldn’t want to eat vegetables out of the vegetable garden after dogs have been pissing all over the plants, e.g. Ombeline’s dogs and moneymaker 2.0.

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Lochness Monster

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Saturday at 1:25 PM
Snorts cannot believe it. Apparently he is just so happy.
Snorts none of us can believe it.
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Heathcliffe

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Saturday at 11:40 AM
:oops: :coffee: One has watched the tablescape. Are they sure they have crammed enough on that table? To me it looks as if there is still room for some food... Who are those people who want their table to look like ToysRUs ? And I cannot recall who said Ardmore gives off a very colonial feel, one of you hags&trolls, but I agree. "I was out on my horse, the servants informed me that celeb Phillip was here..." Gawd that woman surely looks like she would use her whip not only on the horse...

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notanangel

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Friday at 12:44 AM
I wonder how much exactly that they paid for that crazy animal sculpture for the table. Is she going to have it on the table all the time? Where will be its final resting place because it’s so breakable. And how much did it cost? What stupid decisions they make. No heat, no lake, all of that money into the chapel, which isn’t done yet and it’s becoming damp again. Here we call it mildew. And the money keeps getting poured into more freaking porcelain instead of the things they really need. And what about the façade? It looks like hell. And one could say the façade of everything including them. I am really paying attention to how they look and they look more unhealthy all the time. I wonder what it is in that Château that’s doing it. And it seems he is looking even older than she is.

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Marie Antionette

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Saturday at 3:48 AM
Wearing a dress with …….Plates. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
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Lochness Monster

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Friday at 7:23 PM
the Goormoonde Retreat. A review.
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As always thank you all for contributing.
Remember we have a wiki
#FreeGalahad #FreeRuby #FreeLulu #RIPLancelot #RIPLalandeAnimals
Happy Tattling
 
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Thank you @ComtesseRose for the fresh new thread- you are AWESOME and we love and appreciate you. 😘. Congrats to @Daisy Br and special shout-out to @TheCook for a "spekkktacuuuulah" title- it is truly "pahhhfect." ❤

A special welcome to all of the new Tartlets and Tartgents lurking in the shadows. TATTLE ON! ❤
 
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OMG GANG!!!! I made the first page of most liked posts!!!!! THANK YOU!!
You’ll get used to it…

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But between the two of us: you have a better chance by being nice to the boss. Otherwise she downgrades your votes although you know for sure that your posts are always highly ranked.

But you have not heard that from me. 🤫
 
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Work Continues on the Chateau's New Grand Dining Room

WayneHowatt
3 hours ago
who is Philip? does he own the chateau and why is he obsessed with shopping?

cathyellis3074
4 hours ago
Ohhh, thought we might see the new chickens
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yvonne5070ee
7 hours ago
Wow, other chateaus are so much further ahead. Spend less, renovate more. I'm sure Dan can give you loads of advice!!


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XantheWilliams
7 hours ago
How? Lalande was renovated to a habitable standard 20 years ago, in order to run the business that keeps it going. The work they do now is renewal and improvement, or in the case of the salon, major structural work that had to be done due to rotting beams. Also, YouTube is a good income stream, so once your renovation is finished, much of that will dry up if renovation is your only content.


ponyparty28
12 hours ago
Steph…you’re so funny/weird
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there’s no “t” in sandwiches…it’s not a “witch in the sand


piarasmussen8693
18 hours ago
Please show some more work from the dinningroom and grand salon

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mireille4751
10 hours ago
Oh please, don't, because this is quite enough. We are not all contractors or handworkers. There are more interesting things in life.

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MarilynA-km4qj
8 hours ago
She can only show what has been done on an occasional basis as Amoury only works there 3 days a week, and its long, slow work with what can look like minimal progress!



JudithBisson
21 hours ago (edited)
I am not a fan of the music, it sounds the same no matter what song is playing( Ai generated). I miss La belle époque.

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mireille4751
10 hours ago
I used to find La Belle Epoque awfully repetitive.


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mireille4751
10 hours ago
Hanni was a patron, visited Lalande and became a close friend. She probably works remotely but doesn't seem to live there full time.


benvolio28
23 hours ago
We've had such a nice break from the AI slop music. Channel and the world is better without it.
 
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GinaBullock-f7m
1 day ago
When will the small fountain be up & running ?!

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XantheWilliams
7 hours ago
Major Groundworks which will be very expensive, so at the moment it is just ornamental.

abbylea2359
23 hours ago
We used to have peacocks but they constantly got on top of cars and scratched the paint with their nails. Their poop is quite large and they always saved it for the top of the cars.

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮loser filth JANSSEN hates peacocks
XantheWilliams
8 hours ago
@abbylea2359 Lalande definitely has that problem!
 
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Thank you @ComtesseRose for the new thread 🥰

I don‘t think Xanthe, Mireille or Marilyn think having done the renovation to a liveable standard 20 years ago is the flex they think it is. 😂😂😂
 
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GinaBullock-f7m
1 day ago
When will the small fountain be up & running ?!

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮loser filth Philip JANSSEN
XantheWilliams
7 hours ago
Major Groundworks which will be very expensive, so at the moment it is just ornamental.

abbylea2359
23 hours ago
We used to have peacocks but they constantly got on top of cars and scratched the paint with their nails. Their poop is quite large and they always saved it for the top of the cars.

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮loser filth JANSSEN hates peacocks
XantheWilliams
8 hours ago
@abbylea2359 Lalande definitely has that problem!
Shut up, Snorts! Find something else to do besides sitting at the computer all day throwing out mole comments under your aliases. You are a bleeping fruitloop. Go cut the grass or wash your filthy gifted car. You are useless.

Oh. And shave your damned neck!
 
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@ComtesseRose - I don't ever say this enough, but thank you for all you do to keep the train chugging along!

How are you doing, by the way? You mentioned you were going through a low point, are you feeling a little better?
 
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Can you tell that I am crabby? Stressed? I have a headache too. 😫😭😢 wah wah.
Anyway. I just saw the thumbnail of Nuttii and her man's Wednesday offering. Can't watch because 1. THEY ARE BORING
2. THEY ARE BORING. 3. Well, you get the picture.

My beef is that Bunboy is NOT beefcake. He looks doughy...short and doughy. Not hot. Not sexy. Just ...ugh.
Put a shirt on, man!
 
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Patron Vlog Update
@ComtesseRose,, thank you for the new thread 😍 , and @Daisy Br congrats on your new VIPness!:coronation:

No better way to kick off a new thread than with this week's patron vlog, but don't get too comfy because this is a quickie (how I imagine sex with Baldilocks would be) There are some huge upsides in this patron vlog:
- no Baldilocks
- the vlog is 20.42 minutes long and fan only talks for the initial 2.22 minutes. Other than that, it's a silent vlog!

Some other interesting tidbits:
- the patron vlogs now seem to have closed caption. I'd never noticed it before. Maybe it was just me, but its suddently appeared
- they've also added a 'Share' button. Again, I'd never noticed this. Don't know what it does, but will try it out and let you know

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In today's vlog fan simply walks through the gardens, doesn't talk and lets the viewers listen to the sounds of the peacocks, sheep, frogs, birds and other wildlife etc. That's it! That's All Folks!

Today's patron vlog came out very early - by 10 p.m. France time (5:00 p.m. EST). It was clearly filmed last Saturday while Baldilocks was away in Limoges with Fee & her family. Makes me think this was put in the can on the weekend and as soon as their guests left the shitoo, so did fan & Baldilocks!

fan says she filmed this early in the morning (which means she got her ass out of bed by 9:00 a.m.) Jean Christophe is already working burning the weeds in the front driveway and Pavlina was in the kitchen.
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fan's wearing her begging dress. She wander all around the shitoo in a circle starting at the fountain, through the walled garden 🥀 , past the chicken coop , into the jardin anglais, back lawn, around past the sheep, front garden and finishes in the kitchen. It's the sounds of Lalande! She wishes we could also smell Lalande, but I has no desire to smell the shitoo. 👃
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A quick glimpse of the tour. The images and and sounds were really quite tranquil. But honestly, this is all fan's got! There's SFA going on at the shitoo. I skipped through the garden tour (after all we get one every vlog), but here is a quick summary of each section.
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fan says she may do a silent garden walk each season. That will fill up 4 patron vlogs with nothing each year. Also, the intro & closing (when fan is in her begging dress) was filmed in the evening, so who knows what time of day the lazy cow got her ass out of bed to film this patron vlog.

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My beef is that Bunboy is NOT beefcake. He looks doughy...short and doughy. Not hot. Not sexy. Just ...ugh.
Put a shirt on, man!
I thought exactly the same thing!
Exactly how Stephanie shows herself in vlogs and in thumbnails with her boobies hanging out.
They do it because they've got nothing else to show!
 
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I know it’s a bit early, but…
New thread 🧵 name suggestion:

Hey Chateau Diaries fans, mireille4751 is really Philip Janssen!
 
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Big Kiss 💋 to Lady A for the Patron Info!

Did I see ...... Chickens??? :eek:🐔

Oh the old Yella dress got dragged out for a spin around the jardin anglais ....... dear me, no imagination no ideas. :sneaky:
 
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Thanks to @ComtesseRose and @Daisy Br.

Thought I would give Urethra a little gift today in the form of the picture below. Since he seems to get dressed in the dark!
Would love to see him in a pair of penny loafers 👞 I don’t recall ever seeing him wear proper shoes?
Only cheap supermarket espadrilles.
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Patron Vlog Update
@ComtesseRose,, thank you for the new thread 😍 , and @Daisy Br congrats on your new VIPness!:coronation:

No better way to kick off a new thread than with this week's patron vlog, but don't get too comfy because this is a quickie (how I imagine sex with Baldilocks would be) There are some huge upsides in this patron vlog:
- no Baldilocks
- the vlog is 20.42 minutes long and fan only talks for the initial 2.22 minutes. Other than that, it's a silent vlog!

Some other interesting tidbits:
- the patron vlogs now seem to have closed caption. I'd never noticed it before. Maybe it was just me, but its suddently appeared
- they've also added a 'Share' button. Again, I'd never noticed this. Don't know what it does, but will try it out and let you know

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In today's vlog fan simply walks through the gardens, doesn't talk and lets the viewers listen to the sounds of the peacocks, sheep, frogs, birds and other wildlife etc. That's it! That's All Folks!

Today's patron vlog came out very early - by 10 p.m. France time (5:00 p.m. EST). It was clearly filmed last Saturday while Baldilocks was away in Limoges with Fee & her family. Makes me think this was put in the can on the weekend and as soon as their guests left the shitoo, so did fan & Baldilocks!

fan says she filmed this early in the morning (which means she got her ass out of bed by 9:00 a.m.) Jean Christophe is already working burning the weeds in the front driveway and Pavlina was in the kitchen.
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fan's wearing her begging dress. She wander all around the shitoo in a circle starting at the fountain, through the walled garden 🥀 , past the chicken coop , into the jardin anglais, back lawn, around past the sheep, front garden and finishes in the kitchen. It's the sounds of Lalande! She wishes we could also smell Lalande, but I has no desire to smell the shitoo. 👃
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A quick glimpse of the tour. The images and and sounds were really quite tranquil. But honestly, this is all fan's got! There's SFA going on at the shitoo. I skipped through the garden tour (after all we get one every vlog), but here is a quick summary of each section.
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fan says she may do a silent garden walk each season. That will fill up 4 patron vlogs with nothing each year. Also, the intro & closing (when fan is in her begging dress) was filmed in the evening, so who knows what time of day the lazy cow got her ass out of bed to film this patron vlog.

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Thanks for this at least your ears were preserved. Thanks @ComtesseRose for the new thread.

fan's dialling it in reaches new levels of complacency
 
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Shut up, Snorts! Find something else to do besides sitting at the computer all day throwing out mole comments under your aliases. You are a bleeping fruitloop. Go cut the grass or wash your filthy gifted car. You are useless.

Oh. And shave your damned neck!
🧵Snorts, you are bleeping fruitloop,, go cut the grass or wash your filthy gifted car.

I know swear words aren't permitted, perhaps there could be a substitute?
 
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