Wouldn't this be funny if it turned out to be Urethra's younger (and more successful) younger brother!
The Chateau Diaries #406 he has a cook, gardeners and grounds keeper, is the bald guy her personal Assistant?
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I only got as far as the wallpaper company took the money and thought just can't watch these wankers any further.They printed the labels incorrectly. They should read: Pathetic & Co.
Anyone think they were talking about an old witch....mmm then again, if the cap fits......
Oh how declasse
......... on that table with the Famous Tables-cape in the Very Famous Grande Salon !!!Bring me the smelling salts Hags and Hell Hounds ..... I am about to faint.
Any normal person would be able to wallpaper that kitchen between guests.
She'd need to string it out for at least a month's worth of vlogs, plus the added time for the colouring in between the gaps as we know she can't hang wallpaper for tit.
Question, did Staphie say she was not going back to France with Phil and he’s taking that $100 thousand dollars worth and more crap back? Is she doing this because she’s afraid of being caught when they lie going through the border? So she won’t be associated with the taxes?
What the hell is she wearing. Obligatory weeee twirl
for ducks sake woman... GROW UP!Last years expensive stupid floral blue coat tail jacket was hideous enough but this!
Looks like some old maiden aunt going to judge the sponge cake competition at a local WI convention.
The bloody dress was better than this!
Spending for the sake of it.
Come disgruntled Patrons, keep voicing your oppinions and let it all begin to slide.
She's a poppet, can't believe it's only been a week as it feels like she's always been here.
I think this photo sums up how she's settled in.
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She copied the Duchess of Northumberland, who put up some fake rats as a prank in her immaculate castle—it’s just too real looking at fan’s, the joke falls flat.
@Fleur du mal: OT: Whenever I see these (are they dancing mushrooms?) I think of the Halloween party episode in the Drew Carey show of the 90's, when Oswald thought his costume was a mushroom. It was not.Oooooh, I bet he won’t like what Dutchy has to say…Maybe this person knows him and has some juicy details.
This is gold!!
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Adding more, more and more to this already preposterous table debacle. Unpacking items they’ve never even seen before. How is that even possible? I thought Phiphi was the mastermind, the head designer, the creative genius behind this money-wasting endeavor.
And to top it all off: that plate outfit. When we saw it for the first time, we knew that this would be it.
I think I’ll sue the whole lot of them for assault. I’m not sure I’ll ever get my eyesight back. While I ponder this, I stuff a few After Eights from my silver biscuit holder into my mouth.
And to top it all off: that plate outfit. When we saw it for the first time, we knew that this would be it.
I think I’ll sue the whole lot of them for assault. I’m not sure I’ll ever get my eyesight back. While I ponder this, I stuff a few After Eights from my silver biscuit holder into my mouth.
The tables are definitely turning. Wouldn't it be funny if this hideous, expensive and wasteful Noah's ark table creation bought by the Patrons turns out to be the straw that broke the camel's back
Straight to Tattle to read your comments on the table doobery 
Can assume that the while of London isn’t amazed then
Can assume that the while of London isn’t amazed then
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If you think about it fan has gone all out Hyacinth Bucket this week.
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Just where the hell are they going to store that at the Landfill. It is already stuffed to the rafters with his never ending dinner services for at least 20 people, every possible surface be it a table top or chair has stuff piled on it. That not withstanding the whole concept just doesn’t belong in a rundown French farmhouse, no matter how big she makes the rooms. They really have no idea, those wine glasses that he brought all the way from France for his table scape are ridiculous. Just because they have animals on them does NOT mean that they are right for that table setting. Tasteless mats. As well as rubbing her hands all the way to the bank, do you think that Fee and her family are laughing at them behind their backs, for their pretentious behaviour.
Those jeans must be the only ones he can cope with to sit in. Every single day so far he has had them on. Even at the launchMe too.
Yo, Philth! Good luck with that, ignorant dweeb.
he wore them . Disgusting and shabby. 
One has watched the tablescape. Are they sure they have crammed enough on that table? To me it looks as if there is still room for some food... Who are those people who want their table to look like ToysRUs ? And I cannot recall who said Ardmore gives off a very colonial feel, one of you hags&trolls, but I agree. "I was out on my horse, the servants informed me that celeb Phillip was here..." Gawd that woman surely looks like she would use her whip not only on the horse...Rexy I took this screen shot from Billy Pathetics comments. Talk about after the horse has bolted.
And that hairline really isn’t working. Even with the transplant area, he has major empty spots on either side. I wonder what it will look like when it actually grows in… Sort of like a Chia pet? And I’m wondering, if other parts of his head will be thinner hair because of all the hairs removed to the front and who knows what’s really going to happen because I think it should be looking better than it is by now. Me thinks he probably should’ve just gotten a wig like Steven Tyler. (Oh yes, it is true. Saw it for myself when I lived in a lovely NE hamlet where he was all summer of 2008.)
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