The Chateau Diaries #402 Regretting getting down on one knee, 'cause you'd rather get down on two, eh Philip?

[Lochness Monster]

Suggestion - Don't even know what days her vlogs drop anymore as she changes the days more than her bed linen.

So where do we think they ducked off to this time? You know they're hiding something because there's not even any MarieCam.

fan thinks throwing her pyjamas over her clothes , hopping into bed and squirting water into her eyes makes her look sick. She looks pathetic.
One video you could see her slip that she had on under her day dress under her pj top!
She is a liar.
I suggested Japan as that is where Baghead is/ was , Snorts will have gone to Edinburgh to see Bubble girl and buy more dust laden books for fan to sneeze over, and she will be up up and away to sesame seed land.

 

[Pekey]

So then I went to Stephanie Jarvis's Patreon account and she is getting over AUS$49000 A MONTH. Aussies, $49000 A Month!

Surely her gravy train will come to a end! Every time you go to the supermarket your cart is more expensive than last time!!!!
My god she is bloody lucky to get someone to send her free money !

 

[SaucySaysSo]

Surely her gravy train will come to a end! Every time you go to the supermarket your cart is more expensive than last time!!!!
My god she is bloody lucky to get someone to send her free money !

She was steadily declining on both paid members and monthly income since the first of the year. It has risen recently, I’m assuming from exposure on the lastest CDIY season. It won’t last. She has zero content and people are tiring of her gross overconsumption.

 

[Arfarf]

How thick are her granny patrons…she’s doesn’t wash and lives in a damp dump! But more importantly is a raging alcoholic.. I see her glazed eyes in every video!! I do think she’s cut down on whatever opioid pills she was on… less lip biting and eye rolls… probably waiting a new prescription whether on the black market or from her GP in England… She’s as rough as a badgers a!!

Sick until this Thursday?
That is like calling off work sick and telling the boss I will be back in 5-6 days.
And the boss would tell you he needs a doctors excuse.
However, fan IS the boss and has never held down a real, 9-5 job with real responsibilities.
She ain't sick.
They went off for a jaunt on the Patrons' dime.
Surprise!

 

[CountessPompidoo]

Surely her gravy train will come to a end! Every time you go to the supermarket your cart is more expensive than last time!!!!
My god she is bloody lucky to get someone to send her free money !

You’d like to hope so @Pekey I’m amazed she’s lasted this long. Looking at her through Rabid Fan eyes, compared to many Chateaux vlogers, she still has the sickly sweet, sophisticated kind of persona rit they love and fall for.
But there’s a definite decline if comments are anything to go by.

That raises a question. If it all goes bits up and the fans desert in their droves, does she have a back up plan ? Don’t laugh, she loves money, her perceived fame, the attention and adulation. So what would she do next ????

 

[SaucySaysSo]

That raises a question. If it all goes bits up and the fans desert in their droves, does she have a back up plan ? Don’t laugh, she loves money, her perceived fame, the attention and adulation. So what would she do next ????

We know one thing for certain: if the SHTF (anny), the Only Fans ship has sailed for that girl.

 

[Arfarf]

You’d like to hope so @Pekey I’m amazed she’s lasted this long. Looking at her through Rabid Fan eyes, compared to many Chateaux vlogers, she still has the sickly sweet, sophisticated kind of persona rit they love and fall for.
But there’s a definite decline if comments are anything to go by.

That raises a question. If it all goes bits up and the fans desert in their droves, does she have a back up plan ? Don’t laugh, she loves money, her perceived fame, the attention and adulation. So what would she do next ????

Cry in front of a broken wood burner and sob over the desertion of Snorts. No money, no gay "fiance".

 

[TheCook]

Woo Hoo! Wow thanks everyone and especially to @ComtesseRose for my first thread name!

 

[Ladeda1957]

I saw Pav’s instagram post today and she had Ruby completely loving on her and the little one , I can’t remember her name, was playing search and destroy in the garden whilst eating a croissant like she’d never been fed in her life. Have I told you all lately I hate fan, Snorts, FKR and all the other sociopaths at the landfill estate.

 

[SaucySaysSo]

Woo Hoo! Wow thanks everyone and especially to @ComtesseRose for my first thread name!

I just noticed that It was even more fitting that it was on your one year anniversary of joining!

 

[Pekey]

That raises a question. If it all goes bits up and the fans desert in their droves, does she have a back up plan ? Don’t laugh, she loves money, her perceived fame, the attention and adulation. So what would she do next ????

I wonder too.
I do hope we get to find out if she drops her channel but like you said - she Loves the attention even if its only a handful of people watching in the end.

 

[Marie Antionette]

How thick are her granny patrons…she’s doesn’t wash and lives in a damp dump! But more importantly is a raging alcoholic.. I see her glazed eyes in every video!! I do think she’s cut down on whatever opioid pills she was on… less lip biting and eye rolls… probably waiting a new prescription whether on the black market or from her GP in England… She’s as rough as a badgers a!!

Im glad I am not the only one that noticed here eyes. She had "dead eyes". There is no true life behind them. Same goes for snortsferatu.

 

[Marie Antionette]

Our Chateau DIY Primary Bedroom Regency-Bridgerton-inspired Renovation is ALMOST FINISHED! The antique furniture, curtains, bed crown, chandelier & more are installed. The results are EPIC.

Are they revealing their chateau diy renovations without waiting for the program about it to air? Good for them. Permasmile, hubby, and family actually do the work.

It fun when you watch it on 2X speed and on mute!!

 

[Marie Antionette]

What a shame no vlog with dinner guests, no tedious menu read out by a lisping chef about to burst out of her dirty apron, no Phiphi wetting himself over his excitement at having placed a few chipped plates and cutlery on the table, no orphanprincess showing off her bargain designer dresses that already stink through the screen. What happened to Mariecam? Pavlinacam? Natticam? Refusing to work, girls? Well done.

What a lovely start to the week, couldn't be better.

What an accurate desription!!!!!

 

[Ferris Wheel]

Seeing the pics of the clown show and the clowns, makes me cringe. I get that cringe shiver when I see the state of the farmhouse and for the clowns it is just welp, unhealthy you. I know I'm not healthy but I'm trying.
I will be honest, I really want to know how Billy really screwed up. The amount of lives he has destroyed is wow. I almost feel like his parents picked a "side" by staying with Gwen and the boys but who knows.
Yannis fixing up that place, why didn't teabag do that house? Could never understand how you build something with no bathroom.
I fast forward through the majority of vlogs anymore. But you can see who works and who doesn't. Say what you will but what Lacelle has done the last 5 years is something else. Not sure of their future plans but hey they did it.
Don't forget when Amaury went to get his work visa or whatever, Steph screwed up again and didn't have everything he needed.
I refuse to watch Amaury and Nati - not worth my time.
I do enjoy Brian's. When he travels it is a side of France that is nice to see.

 

[Chris P]

Now I’m thinking Pugwash. Master Bates or Seaman Staines?

And don’t forget Ben Dover …… j am just glad someone else remembers these black and white “children’s “ shows how about “MUFFIN THE MULE” and is it still against the law in numerous states ….. ?

For consideration poor old fan it could be some serious infection which makes her never able to post all the crap she’s been doing for years and spends the rest of her miserable days in an institution…… sorry forgot she’s in an institution or asylum…. We can only hope…… final question is Ebola virus capable of surviving being posted? If it is does any one know of someone who lives in Liberia or Democratic Republic of Congo who could collect some and send a dose or 3 to the dump …… we could have a whip round for the P&P…… if not how about Athletes Foot for those God hideous awful feet of fan’s

Or am I just wicked or hopeful 🫣

 

[Daisy Br]

My memory of what she said she did given Brexit. Discussion was with Philip in a walk through forest. Many viewers/fans were asking what she would do. Whether this is the truth who knows.
- Her French residency or passport had not been received as deadline approached.
- As a backup, she applied and received her Irish passport (via paternal grandmother) The process was quite quick and she received it.
- Then the French passport/residency came through.
- Some time later Amaury was dependent on her right to be in France as he was working for her and she needed to show her French credentials when they went to the Mayors office.
There was some Tattle discussion on Isabelle giving up her French citizenship decades ago and whether this would aid/disadvantage Steph’s application.

Happy to have my memories corrected.

I don't think getting her Irish passport would have been particularly speedy. The process is clear enough. You need documentary proof that you're entitled to be added to the resister of Foreign Born Irish citizens. You send in the proof and wait, the department dealing with this stuff was swamped with applications. At one time the wait was running into years. I think you eventually get a certificate stating that you are an Irish citizen (my phone tried to say Irish Wolfhound) and only then can you make the passport application. That's is the fastest part, the passport office is pretty efficient. Probably much faster for her to have gotten a French one, so there may have been a reason that she didn't qualify.

 

[Daisy Br]

After reading @T Rex regarding people giving up subscriptions, I refuse to buy anything on subscription, including newspapers, magazines, anything like Fox etc. I have gone back to listening to the cricket on the radio if I can't get it free to air, I listen to fantastic content on Radio National Australia, You Tube everything, Al Jazeera, ABC. If I see a headline I am interested in, I search for a non paying site to read it. I now pay monthly my phone bill and data.
I go to so many free events, lectures, bar bands, book launchings etc. I sometimes buy tickets to a good band, use the fabulous library (I can even get New Yorker mags and other up to date mags), they also put on free concerts. I use the printers at the library for a small fee, I bush walk for free and take a picnic. I pay AUS$190 per year for the film society which entitles me to a film each week- non mainstream.

So then I went to Stephanie Jarvis's Patreon account and she is getting over AUS$49000 A MONTH. Aussies, $49000 A Month!

People are doing it tough worldwide, so why the hell do they pay that witch $49000 a month to piss it up a wall? She is not entertaining, clever, or industrious.

So many people are too lazy to review and cancel subscriptions they're no longer using. Ask me how I know

 

[Daisy Br]

Apparently for some reason not mentioned she didn’t get French citizenship and went for the Irish one instead.That will allow her to move around the EU.

Amaury was able to get his! Chantal definitely retained hers.
Did Mummy loose her right to French citizenship as she had not lived there since age18. ? I’m not sure how she can ‘live’ in UK and SA . They all like to keep a foot in the door.
The dump bnb is registered in France for tax but patreon and YT in the UK.
She has got good financial advice for sure.

Good financial advice is a must for anyone running a business, if you can call that a business these days.

 

[Chris P]

Suggestion - Don't even know what days her vlogs drop anymore as she changes the days more than her bed linen.

So where do we think they ducked off to this time? You know they're hiding something because there's not even any MarieCam.

Maybe the new through route to Istanbul ? I heard the Venice - Simplon -Orient Express has started running the full package listed as “Highly Exclusive” and stupidly expensive……. They would not be able to resist this description as bait…… and from what’s advertised they could do it in the time between posts ……. Dressing up in period costumes for dinner and dining god she would love it ……. Maybe even fall of the dam train ……. or be abducted and sold to some slave traders God help them! The slave traders not Twiddle de and Twiddle dum ….. Yes she made a massive deal about getting her French residence It was from memory a full post about all the fuss and going to the different offices and it was nearly closing time for lunch and running between the offices…… I just can’t remember the dates ……