The Chateau Diaries #402 Regretting getting down on one knee, 'cause you'd rather get down on two, eh Philip?

[T Rex]

I'm going to the gym as often as I can, the aim is 3 times a week, that's helped no end.

It"s a slow build to what I use to be able to do.

You've got this!

 

[graciemckitten]

Our French Auction Adventure: What's Coming Home to the Chateau

Ladybird-s5j
4 days ago
Oh my, that gold cutlery! (But who puts gold cutlery in a dishwasher?? I’m surprised your parents allowed that

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isabellejarvis7805
4 days ago
It was forbidden


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PennyDeyoe-ee9vv
12 hours ago
Oooh, Stephanie, have you read all the comments? I just read one from Isabelle Jarvis. She, apparently, was surprised to learn of the fate of her cutlery!

robynjones7922
4 days ago
It might be time now to stop buying all the trimmings and get the big jobs finished.

loser filth Janssen
PennyDeyoe-ee9vv
12 hours ago
As they have pointed out, collecting the "trimmings" now makes it possible to use the rooms immediately they are finished, instead of spending time waiting to find furnishings after the rooms are ready.


michaelgillespie502
1 day ago
Sorry, but gold cutlery is just tacky! Never classic ! And really, how much glassware do you need ?

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erin.wilson
2 days ago
So do you guys just sell the stuff you don't really want from auction on your website? The beer glasses?

lwaliz
4 days ago
Everything is wonderful, except the awful AI music. I'm dreading it coming on again and again, hope there will be an end to it some day and we can hear actual musicians playing instruments with real feeling and phrasing

loser filth Janssen
XantheWilliams
4 days ago
There is a place for that, as there is also a place for other forms of music.

 

[graciemckitten]

Don’t even bother to watch the video. I think that the thumbnail is hilarious with the rusted camper van parked in front of a barn

 

[brassy]

charlottemacdonald4167
10 minutes ago
The flues that are around, are not good news. I am concerned you are not well again so soon

audreyatherton3373
2 minutes ago
You need to build up your immune system Stephanie

elisabethhopson5639
1 hour ago
I think it is time you took some advice over travelling and illness on return. Washing your hands more frequently and wearing a mask in aeroplanes might be helpful, but I think you need to speak to a doctor. You are still young(comparatively) so this shouldn't be happening

susannahwhitaker994
1 hour ago
Sorry you are poorly, once again you must listen to your body

Jacqueline-es5yb
3 hours ago
it's not every time you go away it's every time you don't sleep enough!! Sleep IS SO IMPORTANT for he brain especially. Please look after yourself.

Helle-d7z
3 hours ago
Your body tells you something, maybe you like the travelling, but its stressing you to much

How thick are her granny patrons…she’s doesn’t wash and lives in a damp dump! But more importantly is a raging alcoholic.. I see her glazed eyes in every video!! I do think she’s cut down on whatever opioid pills she was on… less lip biting and eye rolls… probably waiting a new prescription whether on the black market or from her GP in England… She’s as rough as a badgers a!!

 

[graciemckitten]

Our Chateau DIY Primary Bedroom Regency-Bridgerton-inspired Renovation is ALMOST FINISHED! The antique furniture, curtains, bed crown, chandelier & more are installed. The results are EPIC.

Are they revealing their chateau diy renovations without waiting for the program about it to air? Good for them. Permasmile, hubby, and family actually do the work.

 

[SaucySaysSo]

TOP EXCUSES FROM SKIDMARK JARVIS FOR NOT POSTING VIDEOS. LOTS OF “LOVE” FROM SCAMMER SKIDMARK JARVIS. MOST POSTS ABOUT SKIPPING VIDEOS OR IMMEDIATELY DELETED AFTER A FEW DAYS IN THE POST SECTION..

• Spending time with family bull excuse
• it is a birthday excuse
• I am sick at Christmas excuse.
• I am sick and exhausted after traveling excuse
• i am sick and exhausted. I need a short break from posting videos for a few days or a week.
• I just received Ratso 1.0’s ashes and am too sad to post a video
• Waiting on approval for a sponsored segment in the video so cannot post it
• I’m flying back to Europe from South Africa so I cannot post a video tonight
• I need to take a couple of days off of posting videos to spend time with my mother in South Africa
• Nick died and I’m grieving so I cannot post a video of my vacation in Marrakesh with Marie tonight
• It is the losers’s birthday and we’re going to spend the day going to see a musical in London so I can’t post a video tonight
• I’m still working on the retrospective video about the dump so I cannot post it or any other video tonight
• I’m having Youtube/internet problems so a video will not be posted tonight
• I’m spending time with the losers’s family so I cannot post a video tonight or the next couple of days.
• We are at the losers’s home for the funeral of his grandmother and cannot post a video
• I cannot post videos for the next several days because I’m celebrating my fake engagement in South Africa
• The editing is taking too long and I’m just too tired to post a video tonight
• we are too busy running around like chickens with their heads, cut off trying to prepare for……
• i’m in the Netherlands for the premiere of the losers musical

Responses to the excuses:

• You can feel sorry for yourself or you can get your a out of bed and fix it. You can’t do both.
• Excuses sound fine and dandy but they don’t change anything.

Nobody’s coming to save you, sweetheart. Check yourself before you completely wreck yourself.

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[On Repeat]

Our Chateau DIY Primary Bedroom Regency-Bridgerton-inspired Renovation is ALMOST FINISHED! The antique furniture, curtains, bed crown, chandelier & more are installed. The results are EPIC.

Are they revealing their chateau diy renovations without waiting for the program about it to air? Good for them. Permasmile, hubby, and family actually do the work.

Yes I actually watched this one and they have done a great job. Viv really has a go at the decorating and Simon is pretty handy on the tools.
The only downer for me was the cameo from the awful daughter. She is painful.

 

[T Rex]

POSTED 13 MINUTES AGO on CDperhaps she is in Japan. She really need to shut down the Patreon account and retire the cd youtube channel due to her persistent poor health, The pathological liar/scammer is likely on another 5 star luxury vacation,How many times have they pulled this bull, scripted storyline/scam. The cold was a set up scam, as usual. SHe has no content and will soon be off to the UK for the flower show / ARDWHORE table parade bull for a couple weeks in May. Then racing to meet Mummy at the airport bull.


Hello everyone!

I would like to let you all know that Steph is taking a short break from posting videos as she is still under the weather. Steph seems to be getting a little bit better every day, but this bug has really exhausted her, and what she needs most of all at the moment is to rest.
Her next video will hopefully be out next Thursday, so please keep an eye out!

Lots of love,

Philip

To tell you the truth, I don't even know what days her vlogs drops anymore as she changes the days more than her bed linen.

In this day and age, Influencers are losing viewers- it is a fact. Overconsumption and luxury content are the very reason why people are tuning out- it's more cringe than anything when millions of people are struggling to get by with the rising costs of everything. fan lives in a bubble and seems oblivious to this.

We already are seeing the cracks as even the most ardent gangster grannies are starting to see a pattern and ask questions. No Shitoo Diaries until Thursday? Guess what happens- bored viewers discover a "whole new world" of other channels to watch instead.

Also, there is a big movement right now where people are cutting out their subscriptions (because everything is a forking subscription right now.). This includes Patreon. People are starting to re-evaluate what is important and what their time is worth. fan's channel will continue to stagnate because it has become akin to watching two old people buying used Hummels.

 

[Lady Avonlea]

To tell you the truth, I don't even know what days her vlogs drops anymore as she changes the days more than her bed linen.

In this day and age, Influencers are losing viewers- it is a fact. Overconsumption and luxury content are the very reason why people are tuning out- it's more cringe than anything when millions of people are struggling to get by with the rising costs of everything. fan lives in a bubble and seems oblivious to this.

We already are seeing the cracks as even the most ardent gangster grannies are starting to see a pattern and ask questions. No Shitoo Diaries until Thursday? Guess what happens- bored viewers discover a "whole new world" of other channels to watch instead.

Also, there is a big movement right now where people are cutting out their subscriptions (because everything is a forking subscription right now.). This includes Patreon. People are starting to re-evaluate what is important and what their time is worth. fan's channel will continue to stagnate because it has become akin to watching two old people buying used Hummels.

Suggestion - Don't even know what days her vlogs drop anymore as she changes the days more than her bed linen.

So where do we think they ducked off to this time? You know they're hiding something because there's not even any MarieCam.

 

[Lady Avonlea]

To tell you the truth, I don't even know what days her vlogs drops anymore as she changes the days more than her bed linen.

In this day and age, Influencers are losing viewers- it is a fact. Overconsumption and luxury content are the very reason why people are tuning out- it's more cringe than anything when millions of people are struggling to get by with the rising costs of everything. fan lives in a bubble and seems oblivious to this.

We already are seeing the cracks as even the most ardent gangster grannies are starting to see a pattern and ask questions. No Shitoo Diaries until Thursday? Guess what happens- bored viewers discover a "whole new world" of other channels to watch instead.

Also, there is a big movement right now where people are cutting out their subscriptions (because everything is a forking subscription right now.). This includes Patreon. People are starting to re-evaluate what is important and what their time is worth. fan's channel will continue to stagnate because it has become akin to watching two old people buying used Hummels.

Suggestion - fan's channel will continue to stagnate because it has become akin to watching two old people buying used Hummels.

 

[FrasersMum]

Our French Auction Adventure: What's Coming Home to the Chateau

Ladybird-s5j
4 days ago
Oh my, that gold cutlery! (But who puts gold cutlery in a dishwasher?? I’m surprised your parents allowed thatView attachment 3965070)


isabellejarvis7805
4 days ago
It was forbidden


loser filth janssen
PennyDeyoe-ee9vv
12 hours ago
Oooh, Stephanie, have you read all the comments? I just read one from Isabelle Jarvis. She, apparently, was surprised to learn of the fate of her cutlery!

robynjones7922
4 days ago
It might be time now to stop buying all the trimmings and get the big jobs finished.

loser filth Janssen
PennyDeyoe-ee9vv
12 hours ago
As they have pointed out, collecting the "trimmings" now makes it possible to use the rooms immediately they are finished, instead of spending time waiting to find furnishings after the rooms are ready.


michaelgillespie502
1 day ago
Sorry, but gold cutlery is just tacky! Never classic ! And really, how much glassware do you need ?

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erin.wilson
2 days ago
So do you guys just sell the stuff you don't really want from auction on your website? The beer glasses?

lwaliz
4 days ago
Everything is wonderful, except the awful AI music. I'm dreading it coming on again and again, hope there will be an end to it some day and we can hear actual musicians playing instruments with real feeling and phrasing

loser filth Janssen
XantheWilliams
4 days ago
There is a place for that, as there is also a place for other forms of music.

What a passive aggressive comment from Fuzzy under one of his fake profiles. Totally uncalled for and the type of thing a school kid would say!

 

[Rory]

I seem to remember her making a video about 3-4 years ago where she went to great lengths to gather up all the paperwork she needed and trotted off to the local office to get it certified and I always thought that was for her citizenship application. Was I wrong or did she just go through the motions for the sake of content and never ended up filing it? Does anyone know?

My memory of what she said she did given Brexit. Discussion was with Philip in a walk through forest. Many viewers/fans were asking what she would do. Whether this is the truth who knows.
- Her French residency or passport had not been received as deadline approached.
- As a backup, she applied and received her Irish passport (via paternal grandmother) The process was quite quick and she received it.
- Then the French passport/residency came through.
- Some time later Amaury was dependent on her right to be in France as he was working for her and she needed to show her French credentials when they went to the Mayors office.
There was some Tattle discussion on Isabelle giving up her French citizenship decades ago and whether this would aid/disadvantage Steph’s application.

Happy to have my memories corrected.

 

[UvulaDonor]

What a passive aggressive comment from Fuzzy under one of his fake profiles. Totally uncalled for and the type of thing a school kid would say!

He is emotionally stunted.

 

[JackSpratt]

Suggestion - Don't even know what days her vlogs drop anymore as she changes the days more than her bed linen.

So where do we think they ducked off to this time? You know they're hiding something because there's not even any MarieCam.

She's too predictable now, we could have put money on this latest act.

We've had some lovely weather over my way this week, no big events spring to mind but it is the start of vide grenier season.

Could they have gone to visit esteemed artist Petherick? Or as Gracie mention Venice?

Come on crazies, it's beginning to irk you now show us what your made of, she takes your money alright so take her to task about it. Get a backbone you stupid people.

 

[graciemckitten]

SKidmark’s post yesterday under the cd channel post section. See how she sets up her scamming storyline….. Țoday’s post by loser filth …..because Skidmark is getting more sick…..what bull.Skidmark Jarvis truly believes that she is the smartest 50-year-old scamming little orphan princess in the room and that people truly are stupid.
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Skidmark is definitely on another five star vacation. Did you notice that she signed off not as her usual LOTS OF LOVE bull and instead signed off as LOTS OF LOVE FROM LALANDE. Hmmmmmmmm.

 

[Lady Pinkadella]

What a shame no vlog with dinner guests, no tedious menu read out by a lisping chef about to burst out of her dirty apron, no Phiphi wetting himself over his excitement at having placed a few chipped plates and cutlery on the table, no orphanprincess showing off her bargain designer dresses that already stink through the screen. What happened to Mariecam? Pavlinacam? Natticam? Refusing to work, girls? Well done.

What a lovely start to the week, couldn't be better.

 

[On Repeat]

After reading @T Rex regarding people giving up subscriptions, I refuse to buy anything on subscription, including newspapers, magazines, anything like Fox etc. I have gone back to listening to the cricket on the radio if I can't get it free to air, I listen to fantastic content on Radio National Australia, You Tube everything, Al Jazeera, ABC. If I see a headline I am interested in, I search for a non paying site to read it. I now pay monthly my phone bill and data.
I go to so many free events, lectures, bar bands, book launchings etc. I sometimes buy tickets to a good band, use the fabulous library (I can even get New Yorker mags and other up to date mags), they also put on free concerts. I use the printers at the library for a small fee, I bush walk for free and take a picnic. I pay AUS$190 per year for the film society which entitles me to a film each week- non mainstream.

So then I went to Stephanie Jarvis's Patreon account and she is getting over AUS$49000 A MONTH. Aussies, $49000 A Month!

People are doing it tough worldwide, so why the hell do they pay that witch $49000 a month to piss it up a wall? She is not entertaining, clever, or industrious.

 

[Fleur du mal]

I think SJ has realized traveling doesn’t make her sick but spending so much time with Snorty does.

thread thread threa!!!

 

[graciemckitten]

Down But Not Out: A Day in Bed at the Chateau

yoyoland8461
1 hour ago
Dude is she alive

 

[Lochness Monster]

I seem to remember her making a video about 3-4 years ago where she went to great lengths to gather up all the paperwork she needed and trotted off to the local office to get it certified and I always thought that was for her citizenship application. Was I wrong or did she just go through the motions for the sake of content and never ended up filing it? Does anyone know?

Apparently for some reason not mentioned she didn’t get French citizenship and went for the Irish one instead.That will allow her to move around the EU.

Amaury was able to get his! Chantal definitely retained hers.
Did Mummy loose her right to French citizenship as she had not lived there since age18. ? I’m not sure how she can ‘live’ in UK and SA . They all like to keep a foot in the door.
The dump bnb is registered in France for tax but patreon and YT in the UK.
She has got good financial advice for sure.