@Comtesse Rose you are truly a star

for keeping us all going. Our little, witty, community constantly makes me smile & laugh, and that’s very important these days when there are so many issues we’re each facing in our individual lives. Thank you for the honour of naming the 400th thread - it’s really very kind.
I wish to end my acceptance speech by saying that my Mum had colon cancer in her early 30’s, before I was born, and she had various bowel discomforts throughout her life. Therefore, with that history I take it seriously, as does any GP I’ve had.
If Mummy had colon cancer than
fan would be high risk and should be getting regular colonoscopy’s, especially since she’s now 50. Frankly, it would do
fan the world of good to have the BS

cleared out of her, even if just for a day!
We never see
fan head to the doctor or talk about the importance of well woman checks or breast screening. Heck Mummy is still making her dental appointments. I can’t believe she’s not having any menopause symptoms - no hot flashes, sleepless nights, irregular heavy periods, bloating, mood swings, etc - really
fan? The only symptom
fan has seems to display is brain fog, as demonstrated by taking up with Snorty!