The Chateau Diaries #400 Fanny would buy a strip of used toiletpaper if it was used by someone famous

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Tone deaf Skidmark was bragging about her mother surviving bowel cancer, which her mother never had (Isabelle allegedly had stomach cancer), happily living in her luxury beach house half the year in South Africa, and made her 1 year older, 85 years of age. The majority of people present likely had family members who were not fortunate enough to survive bowel cancer. Skidmark Jarvis only thinks about herself all day, every day.
 
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This is how my tea service cups are stored as Nana and Mum did !
 
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SKidmark’s mother did not ever have bowel cancer. Colorectal cancer, also known as bowel cancer, colon cancer, or rectal cancer, is the development of cancer from the colon or rectum. It is the consequence of uncontrolled growth of colon cells that can invade/spread to other parts of the body. Signs and symptoms may include blood in the stool, a change in bowel movements, weight loss, abdominal pain and fatigue

Mummy Isabelle claimed that she had stomach cancer in her mid 40’s in Mummy’s Patreon interview and that caused her were to retire in her mid 40s from working. Mummy claimed in an interview with Stephanie, that she retired from working in her mid 40s after the sale of the first nursing home due to stomach Cancer. However, Stephanie and her mother later said in various CD videos that her mother ran the nursing home that they purchased at Aldringham until 2005.
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I wish to end my acceptance speech by saying that my Mum had colon cancer in her early 30’s, before I was born, and she had various bowel discomforts throughout her life. Therefore, with that history I take it seriously, as does any GP I’ve had.

If Mummy had colon cancer than fan would be high risk and should be getting regular colonoscopy’s, especially since she’s now 50. Frankly, it would do fan the world of good to have the BS :poop: cleared out of her, even if just for a day!

We never see fan head to the doctor or talk about the importance of well woman checks or breast screening. Heck Mummy is still making her dental appointments. I can’t believe she’s not having any menopause symptoms - no hot flashes, sleepless nights, irregular heavy periods, bloating, mood swings, etc - really fan? The only symptom fan has seems to display is brain fog, as demonstrated by taking up with Snorty!
 
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I remember an episode of the Gift Grab where Mummykins got angry at Stephanie for revealing, that she had had cancer...
I always thought it was breast cancer.
 
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@Comtesse Rose you are truly a star 🌠 for keeping us all going. Our little, witty, community constantly makes me smile & laugh, and that’s very important these days when there are so many issues we’re each facing in our individual lives. Thank you for the honour of naming the 400th thread - it’s really very kind.❤

I wish to end my acceptance speech by saying that my Mum had colon cancer in her early 30’s, before I was born, and she had various bowel discomforts throughout her life. Therefore, with that history I take it seriously, as does any GP I’ve had.

If Mummy had colon cancer than fan would be high risk and should be getting regular colonoscopy’s, especially since she’s now 50. Frankly, it would do fan the world of good to have the BS :poop: cleared out of her, even if just for a day!

We never see fan head to the doctor or talk about the importance of well woman checks or breast screening. Heck Mummy is still making her dental appointments. I can’t believe she’s not having any menopause symptoms - no hot flashes, sleepless nights, irregular heavy periods, bloating, mood swings, etc - really fan? The only symptom fan has seems to display is brain fog, as demonstrated by taking up with Snorty!
She's the type of insecure woman who pretends she's still fertile and years off menopause to try to show She's still young. She could do so much good with the platform she has regarding all sorts of women's issues, but no nothing. She is the epitomises selfish narcissism.
 
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Yes she bloody did !
Maybe that was the "off feelings" people under that tarp was dealing with........ Some sure looked annoyed. :unsure:
She lied her way through and the quickly said something to head off over to the vintage car theme.
On that matter where has the old red Jag disappeared too? And what of the drop top Merc. I haven’t seen them in the tennis court!
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The paunchy, pudgy, lazy grifting fake fiance with his grifted 6,000+ hair plugs, was sooooo impatient to play with his new china cabinet that he recklessly moved the Pervy Daddy Derek bookcase without securing the glass. He did not give a tit that the glass in the bookcase was shattered and would not wait to get an appropriate number of people to move the bookcase and the cabinet.

He wanted to play with his new China cabinet. He spent the day cramming his precious, dirty porcelain into the filthy cabinet, reluctantly half assed partially moved the broken bookcase, then got into the grifted Porsche, went to the local grocery and purchased an enormous amount of flowers with Patreon /ebegged money and a boatload of chocolate for himself and the Shittelaine money obtained from lies and deceit, got a grifted haircut, grifted wine, and a free meal, as usual, in his rent free Dump accommodations.

He refused to answer several questions from viewers about the identity of the Limoges plates rimmed in gold with the grapes on them.Look at some of his hoarded porcelain purchased with money derived from scams,lies, and deceit.

Remember that he still has several cabinets full of crystal, porcelain, etc. In several rooms at the dump, including the kitchen, the dump hallway, a dining area, on various steps, window ledges, and boxes on the floor, etc.
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Surely that broken book case story was another monkey poo episode.
How quickly did someone clear all the shards of glass as that was not safety glass and certainly would have been thousands of pieces!
The story that the cabinet fell into the chair and broke the glass so cleanly that there was not a portion of it left in the door frame…and that very straight jagged line along the back did not look like an accident.
Nutmond where are you😂🤣

We also had another shot of the stack of La Landfill
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Christmas decoration boxes. Are they empty or have they ‘ stock’ in them!,
Baldilocks tells fan that his idea…for some glass fronts in the kitchen to have the old style glass was possible because they could have used greenhouse glass!!!!! In the end they did not,
Right you idiot, greenhouse glass is NOT safety glass and is very thin indeed and I am sure TWKC would not do something so foolish.
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DISASTER in the Chateau's China Pantry

nicolethijs5428
4 hours ago
Hoped to see my yellow tea set again. Never seen it again once the kitchen ws remodeled!

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮shopping addict and porcelain hoarder loser filth janssen
mireille4751
3 hours ago
They keep crockery also in the bedrooms, apartments and gites.


Kevsseasidegardenandallotment
2 hours ago

I’m glad you introduced the Mayor because l thought he was the guy who had been called in to clean out the down spouts

JacquelineBarnes-u5y
56 minutes ago
Stephanie you need to step away when things need moving as your continues anxiety .is so annoying I'm sure you can let them get on with out your continued comments specially when filming the event lt looks like these people cannot do anything without you...l have followed you ..but l find you so annoying....so lm out.. .no more ...

maribelramos8629
1 hour ago
Should have taped those doors.

pamkelly859
2 hours ago
Sad as it is to break something, at least it can be mended unlike many suffering with cancer…View attachment 3941472


RLH1970
4 hours ago
in France chrysanthemums symbolize death and remembrance! Especially when brought indoors.


🤮🤮👇👇👇👇👇loser filth janssen who purchased the flowers.
mireille4751
3 hours ago
French here. Chrysanthemum is the plant in season for All Saints Day and Day of the Dead (1st-2nd November) and it is very resistant. This is why we bring mainly Chrysanthemums in the graveyards to honor our deceased loved ones. But there is no rule that it shouldn't be used in other ways. I enjoy having some indoors or on my balcony.
Well Mireille me ole china, try saying that to my neighbours about bringing Chrysanth's indoors. T

They'd burn you at the stake!

An absolute NO NO!
 
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Is Baldilocks embarrassed . Red ear syndrome…
You can tell by how filthy all his precious collection is and how horrendously it is stacked and balanced in his toy town chinaView attachment 3941432 pantry that he cares not one jot for any of it.
I can smell his greasy, dirty hair from here! Should Annalise have shaved Baldy's new hair plug area so soon???
 
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So. I googled it. Has Snorts had his plugs for 8 weeks? It says Clippers should NOT be used on hair plugs 8 weeks after transplant. Only scissors.
Ha! Hope that vibration loosened them up.
 
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Here's a range of outfits from the Lena Hoeshick 2026 Riveria Summer Collection. Which one's do we think fan has already purchased? I'm guessing anything with a lower cut front or buttons which fan can undo to flash her flapjacks. Many of the dresses look nice on a 20-something model.
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The long sleeved yellow ; because she loves yellow though she looks terrible in yellow....color blind...horrible color taste in design too...put any old crap together, and of course, the Giuseppina dress because, besides the drab color, she can show off her puffy shoulder areas, her chicken large armpits and her flapjacks. AND because, in her mind, she still looks 25. Er.....NOT!
 
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Oh also that dark, floral maxi sun dress with the skinny, teeny, straps. She is too pasty white for sun dresses.
 
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The two black floral ones
The thick blue and white stripe
Emerald green D&G esque
Orange vichy check with the rikrak trim
finally the last one which Fuzzy will insist on as it's Autumnal.
Strawberry jumper to match her shoes

Question is will Fuzzy get the orange vichy check to and trousers to match fan's dress.
 
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Tone deaf Skidmark was bragging about her mother surviving bowel cancer, which her mother never had (Isabelle allegedly had stomach cancer), happily living in her luxury beach house half the year in South Africa, and made her 1 year older, 85 years of age. The majority of people present likely had family members who were not fortunate enough to survive bowel cancer. Skidmark Jarvis only thinks about herself all day, every day.
My own mum passed of bowel cancer.. she was 86 and given the circumstances managed her illness remarkably well... she passed in the time the overnight carer left and I arrived... I announced my arrival as usual as I went towards the kitchen to make her a cup of tea.. She didn't respond, so thinking she may have dozed off I quietly went into her bedroom only to find she had passed.
 
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