The Chateau Diaries #400 Fanny would buy a strip of used toiletpaper if it was used by someone famous

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graciemckitten

Tone deaf Skidmark was bragging about her mother surviving bowel cancer, which her mother never had (Isabelle allegedly had stomach cancer), happily living in her luxury beach house half the year in South Africa, and made her 1 year older, 85 years of age. The majority of people present likely had family members who were not fortunate enough to survive bowel cancer. Skidmark Jarvis only thinks about herself all day, every day.
 
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Pyke

This is how my tea service cups are stored as Nana and Mum did !
 
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Lady Avonlea

@Comtesse Rose you are truly a star for keeping us all going. Our little, witty, community constantly makes me smile & laugh, and that’s very important these days when there are so many issues we’re each facing in our individual lives. Thank you for the honour of naming the 400th thread - it’s really very kind.

I wish to end my acceptance speech by saying that my Mum had colon cancer in her early 30’s, before I was born, and she had various bowel discomforts throughout her life. Therefore, with that history I take it seriously, as does any GP I’ve had.

If Mummy had colon cancer than Fanny would be high risk and should be getting regular colonoscopy’s, especially since she’s now 50. Frankly, it would do Fanny the world of good to have the BS cleared out of her, even if just for a day!

We never see Fanny head to the doctor or talk about the importance of well woman checks or breast screening. Heck Mummy is still making her dental appointments. I can’t believe she’s not having any menopause symptoms - no hot flashes, sleepless nights, irregular heavy periods, bloating, mood swings, etc - really Fanny? The only symptom Fanny has seems to display is brain fog, as demonstrated by taking up with Snorty!
 
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ComtesseRose

I remember an episode of the Gift Grab where Mummykins got angry at Stephanie for revealing, that she had had cancer...
I always thought it was breast cancer.
 
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Nettle flower

She's the type of insecure woman who pretends she's still fertile and years off menopause to try to show She's still young. She could do so much good with the platform she has regarding all sorts of women's issues, but no nothing. She is the epitomises selfish narcissism.
 
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Lochness Monster

Pekey said:
Yes she bloody did !
Maybe that was the "off feelings" people under that tarp was dealing with........ Some sure looked annoyed.
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She lied her way through and the quickly said something to head off over to the vintage car theme.
On that matter where has the old red Jag disappeared too? And what of the drop top Merc. I haven’t seen them in the tennis court!
 
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Lochness Monster

Surely that broken book case story was another monkey poo episode.
How quickly did someone clear all the shards of glass as that was not safety glass and certainly would have been thousands of pieces!
The story that the cabinet fell into the chair and broke the glass so cleanly that there was not a portion of it left in the door frame…and that very straight jagged line along the back did not look like an accident.
Nutmond where are you

We also had another shot of the stack of La Landfill Christmas decoration boxes. Are they empty or have they ‘ stock’ in them!,
Baldilocks tells Fanny that his idea…for some glass fronts in the kitchen to have the old style glass was possible because they could have used greenhouse glass!!!!! In the end they did not,
Right you idiot, greenhouse glass is NOT safety glass and is very thin indeed and I am sure TWKC would not do something so foolish.
 
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JackSpratt

Well Mireille me ole china, try saying that to my neighbours about bringing Chrysanth's indoors. T

They'd burn you at the stake!

An absolute NO NO!
 
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Arfarf

Lochness Monster said:
Is Baldilocks embarrassed . Red ear syndrome…
You can tell by how filthy all his precious collection is and how horrendously it is stacked and balanced in his toy town chinaView attachment 3941432 pantry that he cares not one jot for any of it.
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I can smell his greasy, dirty hair from here! Should Annalise have shaved Baldy's new hair plug area so soon???
 
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Arfarf

So. I googled it. Has Snorts had his plugs for 8 weeks? It says Clippers should NOT be used on hair plugs 8 weeks after transplant. Only scissors.
Ha! Hope that vibration loosened them up.
 
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Lady Avonlea

Here's a range of outfits from the Lena Hoeshick 2026 Riveria Summer Collection. Which one's do we think Fanny has already purchased? I'm guessing anything with a lower cut front or buttons which Fanny can undo to flash her flapjacks. Many of the dresses look nice on a 20-something model.






 
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Arfarf

The long sleeved yellow ; because she loves yellow though she looks terrible in yellow....color blind...horrible color taste in design too...put any old crap together, and of course, the Giuseppina dress because, besides the drab color, she can show off her puffy shoulder areas, her chicken fat armpits and her flapjacks. AND because, in her mind, she still looks 25. Er.....NOT!
 
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Arfarf

Oh also that dark, floral maxi sun dress with the skinny, teeny, straps. She is too pasty white for sun dresses.
 
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JackSpratt

The two black floral ones
The thick blue and white stripe
Emerald green D&G esque
Orange vichy check with the rikrak trim
finally the last one which Fuzzy will insist on as it's Autumnal.
Strawberry jumper to match her shoes

Question is will Fuzzy get the orange vichy check to and trousers to match Fanny's dress.
 
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Freesia54

My own mum passed of bowel cancer.. she was 86 and given the circumstances managed her illness remarkably well... she passed in the time the overnight carer left and I arrived... I announced my arrival as usual as I went towards the kitchen to make her a cup of tea.. She didn't respond, so thinking she may have dozed off I quietly went into her bedroom only to find she had passed.
 
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