The Chateau Diaries #400 Fanny would buy a strip of used toiletpaper if it was used by someone famous

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Love it!!! 🥰 Happy Anniversary!!! Love that you were ready to jump in! Just not on April Fools! No one would take you seriously then! 😍🎂❤
April 2 is our oldest daughter’s birthday! Big 37! Guess I can’t be 39 any longer- well I haven’t been in a little while! 🫢 My husband will say it’s the 27th anniversary of my 39th Bday (April 9)! Yes we usually have one of our bdays on or near Easter too!!!
Same birthday as me!
 
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they are using each other. she has a means for his poucelin addicton, in return he is her company, butt of her humiliating jokes and occasionaly servicing her.
I agree apart from the servicing her part. There's absolutely nothing going on between their sheets, beds, separate bedrooms. The only one servicing her is Potty
 
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Is Hedgehog Boy going to start a Book Club in the hallway?
 
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They are only holding an Easter retreat as she has no one to inviteand/or no one wants to come. Prehaps she has not got the numbers due to the cost even with limited beds. Andi will be there most likely, I wonder if Ron comes? Please stay away Viv, you got more subscriptiond from Terry and Ash's shout out than any you get from Stephaine subscribers.

Stephaine struggles with content. I've got my buns for Friday, my chocolate eggs for Sunday and I am staying home 95 petrol is $3.58 a litre, Diesel even more.
 
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Tried to watch that rit! I wonder how much it cost them to produce it? However much it was, I am sure his fans will view it enough to make him his money back and them some.
What is he going to do? Wallpaper? Robes? Beatrix Potter watercolors? MP has a following and I suggest he does a "day in the life of MP" where he hits up museums, art galleries, touristy places, etc. in Spain, in order to start bringing money in. He could do whatever "art" he plans to do, as well, but I'm not sure where these two Einstein's got the idea that they're going to make a bloody fortune on Michael's "art stuff."
 
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Some one in the comments said it looks as if he needs to be re seeded…not entirely sure what that is but I guess the implants have not taken. Will he get a free top up in Turkey?
I doubt it when only days after the transpalnt he is seen wearing a bucket hat, Then a beaning weeks later at the Chateau and now shaving his head in less than eight weeks?? That is of course the dates are correct and they didn't stay a week or more in Turkey.
 
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I doubt it when only days after the transpalnt he is seen wearing a bucket hat, Then a beaning weeks later at the Chateau and now shaving his head in less than eight weeks?? That is of course the dates are correct and they didn't stay a week or more in Turkey.
I don't think you can ever take their timelines as being exact.
 
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I found a interesting YouTube called Duncombe House Diaries in England.. Young and Hilarious Couple Redoing a old Manor House. I find it more exciting, than watching the LAME / Uninspired fan's Chateau.. Anyone a Fan ????
Ive watched them from the begining too. Love them. They have worked so hard. I can't wait to see the next stage of the renovations. They have great taste ❤
 
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I have been watching Patreon…

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Interestingly, between March 20 and 29 she gained paid members, but dropped $40. Losing 109 paid members and $4680 per year in 10 days isn't a good trend. 😁
 
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Yesterday I shared that Meg had been accepted for the Royal Ballet School Mid Associates programme. She felt she was veryunlikely to get in as she was quite poorly when she auditioned and because it's quite a big step up from the Junior programme. With this in mind, she auditioned for another prestigious professional Associate Programme, based in Bristol and specialising in Lyrical dance, Jazz, etc. with different specialist guest teachers from all walks of dance. Today she heard that she has also been awarded a place on their advanced dance programme! In typical Meg fashion and in consultation with her teachers, she wants to do both! Buckle up for the ride!
 
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What the hell have the books / library got to do with getting ready for the Guests, scanning them, carrying them down from the attic, fan and Snorts are useless. FRK making waffles. Each vlog is getting worse.
 
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I agree apart from the servicing her part. There's absolutely nothing going on between their sheets, beds, separate bedrooms. The only one servicing her is Potty
Potty should be back at the shitoo soon, but I don’t think those books outside fan’s boudoir are for his reading pleasure.
 
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Yesterday I shared that Meg had been accepted for the Royal Ballet School Mid Associates programme. She felt she was veryunlikely to get in as she was quite poorly when she auditioned and because it's quite a big step up from the Junior programme. With this in mind, she auditioned for another prestigious professional Associate Programme, based in Bristol and specialising in Lyrical dance, Jazz, etc. with different specialist guest teachers from all walks of dance. Today she heard that she has also been awarded a place on their advanced dance programme! In typical Meg fashion and in consultation with her teachers, she wants to do both! Buckle up for the ride!
Wel done!

Can't begin to imagine how proud you are.
 
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Glad you noticed it - lovely isn't it ?He has really left his mark in every space. I usually watch the vlogs on my phone but by chance had the latest on large tv screen & I can assure you that head with plugs half out, neck hair, nostrils WAS NOT A PRETTY SIGHT !


@Hercule P Hypericum is St.John'sto? I was looking at a catalogue with them yesterday, such pretty flowers & medically useful - pity they don't thrive where I live but how interesting you make your own oil.
Re. French speakers, the Moon boys, Annalise's little ones & Ryan are bi-lingual from school - oddly enough Ryan has another personality when he speaks French, not so irritating, while Stan gropes his way in English but is fluent in French. But the prize goes to Philip Smug bc he's got 4 languages on the go & I've heard his banter in all of them. I'm glad you confirmed my impression that the Lady of Lielande has a crap accent after years of being in France & staying with her French family.
Does anyone seriously think thieves would risk getting into that ramshackle dump to steal anything? It has its own inbuilt hazardous defence system, & what the locals know from their buying sprees at the brocantes, they wouldn't bother.
One last thing - I thought the Mayor of Crozon was a new gardener, lol !
Yes that's it. It has other names related to its specifities and to the areas it grows. Bad luck it does not grow where you live because it is really easy to grow and to make oil.

You are right for Annelise's boys, I forgot them and I have only watched a few vlogs at the beginning with the Smugs.

Yes crap accent and what's more funny is that she wants to sound posh with a posh English accent but in French her accent is everything but posh :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

One thing might put off thieves at Liarland and that is peacock poo all over the car park, front yard, everywhere :D:poop::D
 
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I just read through the responses on here to that article. No one would be dumb enough to sue Tattle because there is zero evidence, it's too well moderated for that. As some pointed out, Reddit and Youtube always have horrible comments in amongst all comments and noone is bringing them up as 'problem trolls' etc. Another person also pointed out that the young girl had many major issues and horrible
She's so full of it! About tonight's vlog, she first says that she's "filmed it"........then, IN THE SAME SENTENCE! (and it's a run on sentence, which means she's running her mouth, thinking that it works to blabber on like she does on film, whenever she is not telling the truth), she says due to last minute prep, she "hasn't had time to film".

The only truth I see is where she calls herself out....saying she's creating the library, which has nothing to do with the Easter Retreat, and it's her way of letting others do the real work!

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Yes to ALL of this.And WHY when they have had the poxy Easter Retreats dates in the diary for ONE WHOLE YEAR is there a mad scramble to clean the Terrace/Garden Chairs when they have been faffing around in other tasks for the last few week??. I thought Ben had installed the oven heater last year. It probably failed and I don't rate Ben's work at all...he is messy, slow and as a UK Sparks based in France does he work to strict French code?
fan those rotten old bookcases are horrid, filthy and aesthetically un pleasing...here is a novel idea SELL THEM (ALONG WITH THAT SECRETAIRE) you stupid, minging Vâche.Then you will have a clean safe corridor NOT full of junk.
Fraudie the laziest Slattern in the Shiteauverse does a token clean with throwaway wipes and spray furniture polish (very eco🤔). Oh and Grant fella I hope you are watching the old bag fill up and block ANOTHER Chateau corridor with tatty old book junk. Do you remember breaking your back sjifting her crap down to the trailers? Carrying, boxing, taping and packing whilst the lazy slob and her hairpieced paramour filmed in your face and gave USELESS instruction. Don't go back Grant and NEVER subject the lovely females in your life to that insane asylum ever again.
 
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Vis à Vis the DM article and "suing" Tattle. The mother of that poor girl bears 90% of responsibilty for her sad demise. The mother featured on a Channel 4 docu' about 11 years back called "Blinging up Baby". The Mum refused to work and claimed Benefits to fund what she called a "Celebrity Lifestyle" She wanted her daughter (Tot then) to be a mini 'Sleb' encouraging her to do"Sexy pose" for the Camera🤮🤮, she had adult spray tans carried out in her home (on a regular basis😱) on the Tot and took her for nail extensions. She also had a hair extension piece for her. That poor little kid did not stand a chance with a parent like that. If fan is in a sisterly group with people like her (as evidenced by her attendance at a House of Commons Select Group Hearing) then she is in perfect company and can compare notes on facial fillers and botox😉🤮
 
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Throws shade at TWKC over the 6 week kitchen at the party of the Patreons. The sink really was all things to all home owners.
 
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