The Chateau Diaries #305 2 containers full of junk and off to the brocante to buy more. Weeee!

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@carolinegooder7091
9 hours ago
[...] In the middle of the countryside, it takes months to order the materials and schedule the workmen. [...]
I bet even when the chateau was first build in the middle ages, it didn't take years to get material and workmen there. She makes it sound as if the castle was somewhere in the middle of an uninhabitable dessert instead of in the middle of Europe.
 
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Could Ron and Snorty be fostering a close relationship?
Here's some info about Ron.....
 
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It's fascinating Stephanie acknowledged the comments regarding her books. Too many people telling her everything will be ruined if she doesn't properly store her collection (if one can call it that). I'd imagine she would have hit delete, if it were one or two comments, but this time it flooded in & she had no choice but to address the peasants. She's a lunatic, how are so many blinded to this? Apologies if this has been discussed.
 
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Not to mention that he thinks that the egg coddlers are either sugar bowls or jam pots. Ignorant twat! His "elderly "girl"friend is just as declasse despite her pretensions.
 
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Isable is responding to comments from last nights flog...
 
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Ron's comments only illustrate that he has no experience of fine dining and his experience of guest accommodation is clearly limited to Travelodge. (Personally I would prefer to take my chances with a Travelodge room and a takeaway KFC to anything on offer at Fanny's dosshouse.)
 
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Only four guests. That vlog was mind numbing drivel.

Getting back to the guests . . . the woman to the left of Philip and the bald man to the left of Stephanie . . . weren't they the two were present for the taco dinner?
I wish Marie would either remove the 'pinny' when she reveals the meal or buy some chef jackets... even the white T shirts she bought.. also leave the Tea Towel in the kitchen, and not draped from the apron ties.... She looks like she's just finished at shift a Arthurs Cafe. She should also stop explaining when recipes have gone wrong and just serve them as if that's what was intended. She does work hard but she always looks frazzled.
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and yet we have dear ole Grant... I can't fathom him out at all...
 
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Not to mention that he thinks that the egg coddlers are either sugar bowls or jam pots. Ignorant twat! His "elderly "girl"friend is just as declasse despite her pretensions.
I'm a coffee snob and being served coffee like that is not what makes a good cup of coffee! I don't imagine he preheated the coffee pot so the coffee is served lukewarm. I don't imagine any of them know how to make coffee since they are tea drinkers so the coffee is weak. They probably don't know how to buy coffee so they buy the cheap stuff already ground. If they want to be French about serving coffee after dinner, which they don't of course, they would be serving espresso. But then you wouldn't have a porcelain espresso server for PP to play with. I do wonder how some of the Americans can stand to go without good coffee at the dump. Why don't they have an espresso maker for their guests? Answer: because they don't care about their guests!
 
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Ditto !! He clearly has never experienced true Michelin star restaurants !
Marie next supper ?!
 

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Grant, Ron, they're all the same. Weirdos! I wouldn't spend any time or energy trying to figure them out. You know anyone that hangs out at the dump is a misfit. Why else would they be there?
 
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Ron's just one of Stephanies newest bitch boys.
I read all 4 of his little blog post, he's able to stay in France because he married and was then widowed.
In one of his post he writes about governments and this little nugget caught my eye...
 
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I do not drink coffee or tea but I live with a true passionate, lately he bought a machine that I wouldn't know what to do with it and he gets organic beans from a local master coffee torrefactor that does his own bland. And even tho I do not drink coffee from time to time he tells me, taste this you will like it and on some occasion I did because it was not bitter and so well balanced. The master coffee roaster do not dry the beans to oblivion so you have really good taste of the beans blend. He made me like it !!
 
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Freesia54 said:
I wish Marie would either remove the 'pinny' when she reveals the meal or buy some chef jackets... even the white T shirts she bought.. also leave the Tea Towel in the kitchen, and not draped from the apron ties.... She looks like she's just finished at shift a Arthurs Cafe.

A crisp and clean white shirt with a black or blue clean and pressed professional apron without a stupid brooch would suffice to greet the guests. She has a penchant for the shabby chic look which is not professional looking. She doesn't seem to understand the ease of having a uniform.
 

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@mrsp67 ! Your pic of Little Edie will hopefully inspire PheePhee to wear brooches on his beanies !! How Fabulous!

The Grifting 2some will have absolutely NO interest in RonRon (as in do ron ron) unless he is wealthy beyond belief. (although she HAS run out of content and will interview her dumper and tractor next patreon vid).

We have a coupla cars, more than a couple. Some of which are not driven for 9 months to a year, or more, before being driven again. We never ask friends to 'look after them' by relentlessly driving them up hill and down dale. We trickle charge the batteries. No accidents (road OR doggie), no wear and tear, no added mileage, no extra insurance, no ass bread crumbs, no hair extensions between the seats, no stones from engagement rings in the glove box.
 
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I'm thinking about what the food Marie serves conveys, aside from Jarvis' thrill in expressing contempt for her guests and crotch-flashing her Patreon-funded granny porn earrings in their faces. Not unrelated, packing up all her father's art books and storing them in mildew incubators.
There's real mayhem being committed here, on Marie and so much more.*
Aaaaaaaaaanyway, trying to think of what story Marie thinks her pavlovas every night tells. Can't get past the incoherence and slavery.
And the miracle it would be, as you, dear @T Rex. an actual human and generous host, even unto the doggies, suggest. if Marie's pastry bag were ever to be filled with the buttercream of human kindness.
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*Please note, one of the reasons I loved @Clara Burnett is because she knew that Dante, in the Inferno, places hosts who betray their guests at the very pit of hell, far below mass murderers and sodomites, in the ring just above Satan's own. These damned souls are the only ones in hell whose bodies are still alive on earth, as the minute they betray their guests, their souls descend to Ptolomea "as their bodies are possessed by demons (Inf. 33.124-47)." Their sin is treachery, or compound fraud, with pupils who betray their teachers (Judas) at the very pit of hell. Just below teachers who betray their pupils. The reason, I was taught, centuries ago, is the breaking of the laws of love/hospitality/breaking bread/communion: Treachery is the abuse of privileged access.
 
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Funny enough, Hedda, Mummy replied to a question in the CD comments today about coffee at the HMN!

@canderson7923
5 hours ago
By what method do you make coffee at the Chateau?

@isabellejarvis7805
4 hours ago
Capsules I think.

 
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According to one source Ron may be quite valuable for Fanny. He is a contractor and developer and experience in film! I think Ron has plans. We'll have to wait and see.
 
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Of course they use environmentally wasteful capsules! So how may damn capsules did it take to fill the porcelain coffee pot? And did they have to reheat it waiting for it to fill up? So stupid! I can understand using the capsules in the guest rooms, but not in the kitchen - no excuse not to have a proper way to make coffee for your guests.
 
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