The Chateau Diaries #283 New Year, Same Shopping Addiction. Hey, it's not romance, just finance!

[ComtesseRose]

Congratulations @TorontoGWM & @Pekey for naming the thread, also thank @YoungAtHeart for nominating - I decided to put the two together.

Most Liked Posts from the previous thread - well, I know somebody is going to be overjoyed!




Tartuffe
Well-known member
Jan 1, 2024

• #9

Happy New Year, @ComtesseRose, and thank you for a new thread and title for 2024! Congratulations to the marquis, @MarquisOfNadaillac, for the top post! And thank you--as always--to @tuffiti for the latest patreon installment!

Who wore it better?

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HalcyonOrganic
VIP Member
Jan 1, 2024

• #23

Just to inform you all:

I usually stop posting around page 49 or 50 in every thread, for the sake of ComtessRose‘s work of starting new threads.

She starts preparing the new thread with the most liked posts beforehand at the end of the thread. And we all agree that my posts usually get around 50-70 likes so if I would add a post at the end of a thread, it would ruin her preparations and mix the top posts completely up.

that’s how nice I am.

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Hercule P
Well-known member
Jan 1, 2024

• #71

Thank you @tuffiti for the patreon video.

I nearly threw up when I heard the lies she told in that video. How dare she????
Nothing has been done and she has an explanation for everything. Quelle salope !!!!
And now the architecte des bâtiments de France is concerned by the works to be made in the dump..... NOOOOO
I said it before and I will repeat it because they read here. The dump is not listed and is not in a listed area, therefore the architecte des bâtiments de France has nothing to see with her shithole.... Or there have been some recent changes.....
Quelle grosse salope !!!!!

Snorts has made the plans for the arrière-cuisine. What a joke! He is an intellectual desert and a cultural bin who knows nothing about interior design and who can't even cook. Enough is enough

I wish mes amies and mes amis Tartlets a healthy and prosperous New Year pleine de joies et de découvertes

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Bleu Lala
Chatty Member
Jan 1, 2024

• #22

Cleo's Asp said:
The current chapel restorers are obviously going to be asked to do all sorts of other jobs at LL. That suggests to me that they can't really be specialist chapel restorers. It also suggests that the firm is considerably cheaper than any other available builders. The main guy is also too tolerant of fraudulent Fannie in that he lets her climb up to the roof space and doesn't object to the constant interruptions or to being filmed. If he accepts all these other jobs, he's going to end up like Ian the builder, and if he's not careful, he'll become a scapegoat and is likely to get blamed for anything that goes wrong, probably caused by Fanny's long-lasting habit of ignoring all structural issues till they become urgent and dangerous. He should be very careful and not pander to her wishes. At least, it seems that Amaury has come to his senses and the truth is probably that, for his own sanity and peace of mind, has decided not to take on such a risky task with the beams and also probably become another scapegoat All these forthcoming jobs will also, no doubt, result in more begging projects. She mentioned the lake and having had to use that money for the chapel. The lake will be another vanity project, it's not a necessity either, but she will get an emotional response again from the daft fans for that. I guess Kevin saw what that place was really like, and decided to get out before any further accidents happened.
Fanny's new year's eve dress showed her once again for what she really is. She did it for the camera but also for Dan. Dan has become much more attractive recently and, as we know, there has been chemistry between them for some time. She has no qualms whatsoever about her chateau providing the chance for Dan to be unfaithful to Annelise and she would happily have an affair with him herself if she could. Although he mocks her, he does seem happy in her presence. I think, however, he prefers more voluptuous women. Despite the tarty dress, Fanny just does not have those assets. Despite her churchy background, Kat is a wayward drunk, out to have some fun, and there's no way she will stick with Dan. It's just an amusing romp for her. I hope Annelise has stopped doing hairdressing at the dump. If so, she'll have lost an income source but let's hope she has realised just how corrupt it all is.

So you’re telling me that restorers “who worked on Notre Dame” #1 are affordable #2 are basically general contractors and not historic building “restorers” and #3 have an open schedule and are available to the things that you’ve not been able to get done in years because no contractors have been available (for literally years) ?????
Something is even rottener in the state of LieLand..

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HalcyonOrganic
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Tuesday at 11:38 PM

• #261

Imperious Me said:
Marie's busy re-inventing the wheel... View attachment 2664770

Hi loveliiiiiieeeeessss, 2024 will be a breakthrough year for me, or at least as long as I don’t loose interest . I am taking up cooking courses with my new friends from a primary school near me, where I’ll learn master level practices like cooking eggs, using spoon and forks. Please keep updated for my videos where I combine food and floristics because I do not know what else to do.

Meanwhile, I am going through several self inflicted psychosis from left to right until I find the right amount of mushrooms.

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TorontoGWM
VIP Member
Tuesday at 11:37 AM

• #172

There has been a change for the upcoming B&B season, the chapel restorers will be doing the cooking.

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As always thank you @tuffiti for the Patreon Vlog



Remeber lurkers and haydurs we have a wiki.
Happy Tattling.

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

Oh….. What?

is it true or my

 

[graciemckitten]

marinstafford
3 hours ago
Phillip the shopper. Mustn't stop him. Must keep him happy!

Nutty isn’t doing her job again.

bryansportel5232
6 hours ago
Been a Patreon for over a year and never received a card, but love the vlogs.


@TheChateauDiaries

2 hours ago
Oh no! Could you please send an email to stay@chateaudelalande.com so we can sort it out?


@wendymorrison5803
8 hours ago
What a fabulous New Year. London, lights, dining, friends. Crystal Shopping, kitchen shopping, and shopping in the flat. Then coming home to the bijou lyre back chair, and the fantabulous mirror. I'm surprised you were able to sleep at all.

SGirl pretending to be American

@lizamartin4705
11 hours ago
I noticed that Europeans bake their bread or pastries a lot darker than in America. We'd consider many of them burnt.

@Sgirl
6 hours ago
Speak for yourself. I'm American and there's no way they looked burnt to me. Brown = flavor. Look up the Maillard reaction.


@lizamartin4705
4 hours ago (edited)
@Sgirl I wasn't picking on anything. People today jump right to 10 and insults. I said many breads and pastries in all of Europe..... So nothing specific even in this video...... simply look darker than the way American bread and pastries look. If you walk into a store or bakery here, this is just a fact. .... Then I said Americans would consider many of them, not even all of them, burnt..... And I didn't say it was negative just noting the difference..... if that's how they like it fine. If that's how you like it fine. It's just a fact that if you buy bread or pastry in America it's lighter. That's not good or bad, just different. And I am speaking for myself. Just an opinion. That's my opinion. Most Americans wouldn't like their bread or pastries that dark. There is a difference between between, dark brown, and black too. If you like your bread black, f-ing go for it! Why would I care? It wouldn't affect me at all. I'm just stating my observation. And another observation is that people flip out over the tiniest things for no reason

@Sgirl
3 hours ago
@lizamartin4705 You said "Americans would consider ... blah blah". I just wanted to point out that you don't speak for all Americans. I'm just as American as you are and I don't consider that burnt. Also, I'm not sure where you live, but you're wrong. Sure, if your standard of bread and pastries is the supermarket variety, you probably are used to pale beige bread. But I frequent many independent artisan bakeries right here in America and their pastries are well browned, no different in color than what you see here, because talented bakers who take their baking seriously know that brown = flavor. America is an enormous place with millions of people, you can't say "Americans do this" or "Americans like that" as if we're all the same and in lock step. What I don't like are sweeping generalizations, particularly when they're untrue.

They also put in a post to pretend they aren’t Caroline Gooder.

@carolinegooder7091
11 hours ago
2023 was two weddings, and two babies had their first birthdays in my family. Plus, a new puppy arrived. 2024 will be another wedding. Hope Lalande will be as happy in the new year.

 

[ComtesseRose]

Oh….. What?

is it true or my

View attachment 2675756

Well it ain't a fever dream, sweetheart

 

[JackSpratt]

Thank you @ComtesseRose for the new thread and also to @TorontoGWM @Pekey and @YoungAtHeart for the name and nom.

Getting colder here currently at 0C but I can be safely assured it's so much colder at the shitoo.

 

[shatcho shiek]

Gimmme gimmme a man after midnight , oh wont you gimmme a man

 

[C'est moi]

Thank you @ComtesseRose for all you do. Thanks and bravo to @TorontoGWM, @Pekey and @YoungAtHeart for name and nom. Special thanks to @tuffiti for the patroen upload, even though I avoid at all costs. Along with CD yt posts. Always appreciate a tattlers' recap. And extra special bravissimo to tattlers everywhere - past, present and future - for the humour, kindness, empathy and, well, everything.

Onwards, ever onwards...

 

[Fennelbug]

More shopping! Wheeeeee!! Criminals.

 

[graciemckitten]

Have you noticed that Stephanie continues the lie that Pavlina is returning to the Dump with her repeated references to Pavlina’s room at the Dump? Such a scam, just like Nutty’s apartment, Gerry’s apartment ( and the lie that Gerry will retire and live full time at the Dump).

Love Stephanie pretending Snorts was in her bed next to her in the cd video. He was not snorting, interrupting, etc. We all know he was in his little lady desk room drinking sweet dessert wine and online auction shopping.

Who believes her lie that Ratso sat quietly in a chair, watching television while the gruesome twosome went shopping for several hours? Bullshit. Ratso barks when left alone. We have seen it in the past videos.

The two idiots just encourage Ratso to be aggressive and bite their hands. Ratso’s next owner will not appreciate having to retrain the neurotic dog, if he lives long enough to be rehomed.

Interesting that Snorts acknowledges in the Patreon video that he cannot afford a 50 euro ornament yet can spend thousands of euros on his darling faux mummy Stephanfraudie? How much is his allowance? We know he cannot afford larger trousers. Who thinks Stephanie purchased the mug that she wanted at Harrods I will pretend it was gifted to her at some point? Look for it in future videos.

Snorts who cannot afford a 60 euro ornament with his allowance still is disparaging towards the locals near LieLande, snarkily commenting on the price of the local homes in the area. I cannot wait to see Snorts hauling vanloads of his china, little lady desk, and chairs back to his Mummy’s home in the Netherlands one day.


Do you think Auntie and uncle wanted to visit Austria and the gruesome twosome horned in on their trip? Why would the auntie pay for Snorts and Fanny to travel to Austria when they do not treat their own 2 children and spouses and 5 grandchildren to the same luxuries? How wealthy are auntie and uncle? Why prioritize their millionaire niece and her gay side piece to a trip to Austria? Such lies from Stephanfraudie. Look for more Lena Horshak sp? In Fanny’s future.

Fanny played her usual games in the Patreon video, picking up an object, claiming her love for it, showing the maker and price tag, and then putting it back, claiming it is just too expensive, poor little orphan princess.

I love her pretending to be soooooo busy that she had to take a dozen patron cards to London to sign. What bullshit. I am doing admin all the time.

Did you love ruddy faced Fanny doing her seniors onlyfans segment from her bed at the end of the cd video? Gerry, Jr. Has no respect for her viewers and patrons.
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Do you think one of the reasons the gruesome twosome went to London was to pick up some auction buys and sort out her storage space in London?
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Why are two people who cannot cook so obsessed with kitchenware?

 

[C'est moi]

Have you noticed that Stephanie continues the lie that Pavlina is returning to the Dump with her repeated references to Pavlina’s room at the Dump? Such a scam, just like Nutty’s apartment, Gerry’s apartment ( and the lie that Gerry will retire and live full time at the Dump).

Love Stephanie pretending Snorts was in her bed next to her in the cd video. He was not snorting, interrupting, etc. We all know he was in his little lady desk room drinking sweet dessert wine and online auction shopping.

Who believes her lie that Ratso sat quietly in a chair, watching television while the gruesome twosome went shopping for several hours? Bullshit. Ratso barks when left alone. We have seen it in the past videos.

The two idiots just encourage Ratso to be aggressive and bite their hands. Ratso’s next owner will not appreciate having to retrain the neurotic dog, if he lives long enough to be rehomed.

Interesting that Snorts acknowledges in the Patreon video that he cannot afford a 50 euro ornament yet can spend thousands of euros on his darling faux mummy Stephanfraudie? How much is his allowance? We know he cannot afford larger trousers. Who thinks Stephanie purchased the mug that she wanted at Harrods I will pretend it was gifted to her at some point? Look for it in future videos.

Snorts who cannot afford a 60 euro ornament with his allowance still is disparaging towards the locals near LieLande, snarkily commenting on the price of the local homes in the area. I cannot wait to see Snorts hauling vanloads of his china, little lady desk, and chairs back to his Mummy’s home in the Netherlands one day.


Do you think Auntie and uncle wanted to visit Austria and the gruesome twosome horned in on their trip? Why would the auntie pay for Snorts and Fanny to travel to Austria when they do not treat their own 2 children and spouses and 5 grandchildren to the same luxuries? How wealthy are auntie and uncle? Why prioritize their millionaire niece and her gay side piece to a trip to Austria? Such lies from Stephanfraudie. Look for more Lena Horshak sp? In Fanny’s future.

Fanny played her usual games in the Patreon video, picking up an object, claiming her love for it, showing the maker and price tag, and then putting it back, claiming it is just too expensive, poor little orphan princess.

I love her pretending to be soooooo busy that she had to take a dozen patron cards to London to sign. What bullshit. I am doing admin all the time.

Did you love ruddy faced Fanny doing her seniors onlyfans segment from her bed at the end of the cd video? Gerry, Jr. Has no respect for her viewers and patrons.
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Do you think one of the reasons the gruesome twosome went to London was to pick up some auction buys and sort out her storage space in London?
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Why are two people who cannot cook so obsessed with kitchenware?

Regarding brother Gerry retiring and moving full time to the shithole. If he doesn't have a carte de séjour in place already he will have to jump through hoops to get one and the French are really cracking down on any immigration.

Yes. Of course despicable fanny bought the bleeping mug. And Thrush got his sodding 50£/€ ornament. It's that magic number again... 50.

Despicable fanny is a pathological liar. She knows no other way. Twotontante and pissed tonton are stuck with her now. They have become her alibi.

 

[BigGreenMeany]

If i had a timemachine - i would travel to time when Mrs Jensen was on her first trimester and convince her that having a baby is a bad idea.

 

[Pippip]

Interesting fact, narcissists like to tire their partners out as it weakens their cognitive functions and makes them easier to manipulate. Philip wanting them to stay up so early in the morning to wash the glasses is a narcissistic move.

 

[ComtesseRose]

If i had a timemachine - i would travel to time when Mrs Jensen was on her first trimester and convince her that having a baby is a bad idea.

I've promised a few colleagues, that if we could build/get our hands on a time machine, we'd go back to 1995 and attend a Spice Girls concert.

World peace, who? Spice Girls it is!

 

[Abuela]

If i had a timemachine - i would travel to time when Mrs Jensen was on her first trimester and convince her that having a baby is a bad idea.

She and her husband sure swam at the low end of the gene pool!

 

[graciemckitten]

southernboi21
43 minutes ago
Just me finding it hilarious Philip is scared of a cinnamon bun but will go headfirst into a soup bowl full of yogurt


@robramsay1945
2 hours ago
I have been a Count of Lalande since April 2020, but I have not received a Patron video since July 2023. The last one I received was one of Maria's piano concerts.


cathleencumpton779
3 hours ago
No more 1 AM Red Bulls for you Philip


@lenoxlenox9447
4 hours ago
It used to be the château diaries- it has become the dog/Philip/ price’s diaries
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Did we ever figure out where Snorts purchased the mirror? Was it really 300 euros or was he lying as usual? What about the chair?

 

[Freesia54]

Have you noticed that Stephanie continues the lie that Pavlina is returning to the Dump with her repeated references to Pavlina’s room at the Dump? Such a scam, just like Nutty’s apartment, Gerry’s apartment ( and the lie that Gerry will retire and live full time at the Dump).

Love Stephanie pretending Snorts was in her bed next to her in the cd video. He was not snorting, interrupting, etc. We all know he was in his little lady desk room drinking sweet dessert wine and online auction shopping.

Who believes her lie that Ratso sat quietly in a chair, watching television while the gruesome twosome went shopping for several hours? Bullshit. Ratso barks when left alone. We have seen it in the past videos.

The two idiots just encourage Ratso to be aggressive and bite their hands. Ratso’s next owner will not appreciate having to retrain the neurotic dog, if he lives long enough to be rehomed.

Interesting that Snorts acknowledges in the Patreon video that he cannot afford a 50 euro ornament yet can spend thousands of euros on his darling faux mummy Stephanfraudie? How much is his allowance? We know he cannot afford larger trousers. Who thinks Stephanie purchased the mug that she wanted at Harrods I will pretend it was gifted to her at some point? Look for it in future videos.

Snorts who cannot afford a 60 euro ornament with his allowance still is disparaging towards the locals near LieLande, snarkily commenting on the price of the local homes in the area. I cannot wait to see Snorts hauling vanloads of his china, little lady desk, and chairs back to his Mummy’s home in the Netherlands one day.


Do you think Auntie and uncle wanted to visit Austria and the gruesome twosome horned in on their trip? Why would the auntie pay for Snorts and Fanny to travel to Austria when they do not treat their own 2 children and spouses and 5 grandchildren to the same luxuries? How wealthy are auntie and uncle? Why prioritize their millionaire niece and her gay side piece to a trip to Austria? Such lies from Stephanfraudie. Look for more Lena Horshak sp? In Fanny’s future.

Fanny played her usual games in the Patreon video, picking up an object, claiming her love for it, showing the maker and price tag, and then putting it back, claiming it is just too expensive, poor little orphan princess.

I love her pretending to be soooooo busy that she had to take a dozen patron cards to London to sign. What bullshit. I am doing admin all the time.

Did you love ruddy faced Fanny doing her seniors onlyfans segment from her bed at the end of the cd video? Gerry, Jr. Has no respect for her viewers and patrons.
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Do you think one of the reasons the gruesome twosome went to London was to pick up some auction buys and sort out her storage space in London?
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Why are two people who cannot cook so obsessed with kitchenware?

I had to laugh when on their return SJ declared that she was so happy that Marie had left the Christmas trees up for them... yeah right, ofcourse Marie wouldn't have been thinking, 'well I've got enough to do, I'm not taking the fecking things down, and humping everthing up to the attic.. stuff that for a game of soldiers'. Does she really believe people are that thick? I know where I'd have planted that planter too, on top of the total plant pot Snorts. Only his mother could love him.

 

[graciemckitten]

CD new years ever recent comments:


klmjtr
2 days ago
As far as I know Annalise has never done Kats hair

jasminfield2778
5 days ago
Poor Dan having all these women throw themselves on him some more obviously than others… ridiculous dress sorry


@Sparrowdean
4 days ago
What's ridiculous is your comment; I've seen no evidence of any woman throwing themselves at Dan.


@hilaryharris6160
5 days ago
I always love seeing what you wear but.....that dress - - perhaps not.


@carolinegooder7091
5 days ago
Double tape is your friend. Happy New Year.


@lauriemattingly2699
6 days ago
I have to say when you said “IF Pavlina ever chooses to come back” I was sad because I just thought she was traveling a bit on holiday.

 

[JackSpratt]

The Funky Gibbon's been picked up on her spelling by someone. That'll get deleted.

Out of respect, please use the correct spelling for Mmakhotso. May she rest in peace.

 

[graciemckitten]

@Mandie-Bo-Bandie
7 days ago
I can’t help but think a basic, car function class might be a good idea for Marie.


@nancyu4099
7 days ago
Fleas are bigger than your dog.

 

[LittleMore Cottage]

I am not a psych major, but. Why would she even show that chair and mirror? They could have just been put in a room and never talked about. It seems she just loves to flaunt purchases , did she just need content? Thunk of the money she would save. Without Snorts always on auction sites. Oh never mind she would still spend. It just baffles me that she Cries poverty , or " we don't need this or that" and moments later shows the latest purchase. Sick and twisted it is and so many of the faithful followers just don't see it. Also Amore could very well be friends with Dan still may have been to the crispy Chateau but never filmed, we just see what they want us to see. And once again poor Ratso eating in the middle of the night, bed on the cold floor by the door, I bet he just uses the house as his toilet. And to leave a puppy on its own in a strange apartment, I don't doubt he chewed and pooed all over