The Chateau Diaries #282 Hello 2024, what should Fanny grift for now; lake, grand salon or a wedding

[ComtesseRose]

Congratulations to all... I get this is the consensus on Tattle right now, so I mashed it all up.

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MarquisOfNadaillac
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Thursday at 4:15 PM

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From Reddit (Tattlers are right!)

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Karma baby!
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Wednesday at 10:25 PM

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Maybe an unpopular opinion (I hope it’s not!), but a woman having multiple sexual partners is absolutely fine if she’s not in a committed relationship. Calling Natty a bleep just because she was on Tinder while alone in the middle of nowhere is pushing all my wrong buttons! And I’m no Natty fan!

Some of y’all need to chill out with the internalized misogyny.

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Karma baby!
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Wednesday at 8:42 PM

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Friends! I have shocking news!!!

Spoiler:
Someone actually cleans the nasty table before cooking! Now I’m just curious if that cleaner is food graded or not!

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Le Baiseur
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Wednesday at 7:44 PM

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Madame de Pompanddoodoo said:
Yes in theory anyone can. But although instructions are given I’ve never been successful. (Though that’s not saying a lot).

It's a stressful, tricky process! I managed to do it once, got chastised by the gods about the title I chose; never again.
Huge props to @ComtesseRose for your tireless work!

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T Rex
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Thursday at 1:18 AM

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Purnon put out a new video showing the new chimney exteriors and chimney pots being installed. One of the workers discovered initials on one of the chimney stacks of the man who previously installed it, and explained it is part of the history of Purnon. The tradesmen explained the process in depth- from the construction of the new chimneys, to how they send the old stones to a local mason who made new stones, and the chimney pots were made locally as well. The vlog shows the exceptional attention to detail by the craftsmen- they seem to have pride in what they are accomplishing, and were happy to let Tim and Felicity film it. One worker let Felicity help put the last chimney pot in place, and she was gracious about it. The before and after shots were phenomenal!

I give them so much credit- it is a massive restoration, and they went into it with a plan (and back breaking work with their own hands). While they did receive grants, they use every cent they receive from Patreon for the restoration, and in just two years, have accomplished incredible progress- including a brand new heating system that works and restored ALL of their chimneys. They have fully integrated themselves into their local community, and use local craftsmen and materials. What a stark contrast to Fanny, who has earned millions of dollars from YT ad sense and Patreon, knows very little about the community she has lived in for 20 years, still has no heat, the chateau's massive structural issues have still not been corrected, has only 4 flues, but whose priority is spending $500K to restore the chapel. SMH.

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As always thank you (you know who you are.)
We have a wiki
Happy Tattling

 

[Abuela]

In watching the Patreon vlog it occurred to me we need a chart to identify the hand gestures. Someone more clever than I could freeze frame various hand flappings. We could id slight flap as exaggerations, one octave spread a fib, two octave spread a lie, flapping hands with splayed fingers a bigger and so on.

 

[BlessingoftheHounds]

Only Fanny could compare herself to 'Cinderella' going out on NYE whilst wearing a Chanel bag and toting a LV dog carrier.

 

[JackSpratt]

Thank you @ComtesseRose I think that title just about sums it all up.

Fanny, saw these and thought of you.........and you Cat you're fair game now!

 

[Cleo's Asp]

The current chapel restorers are obviously going to be asked to do all sorts of other jobs at LL. That suggests to me that they can't really be specialist chapel restorers. It also suggests that the firm is considerably cheaper than any other available builders. The main guy is also too tolerant of fraudulent Fannie in that he lets her climb up to the roof space and doesn't object to the constant interruptions or to being filmed. If he accepts all these other jobs, he's going to end up like Ian the builder, and if he's not careful, he'll become a scapegoat and is likely to get blamed for anything that goes wrong, probably caused by Fanny's long-lasting habit of ignoring all structural issues till they become urgent and dangerous. He should be very careful and not pander to her wishes. At least, it seems that Amaury has come to his senses and the truth is probably that, for his own sanity and peace of mind, has decided not to take on such a risky task with the beams and also probably become another scapegoat All these forthcoming jobs will also, no doubt, result in more begging projects. She mentioned the lake and having had to use that money for the chapel. The lake will be another vanity project, it's not a necessity either, but she will get an emotional response again from the daft fans for that. I guess Kevin saw what that place was really like, and decided to get out before any further accidents happened.
Fanny's new year's eve dress showed her once again for what she really is. She did it for the camera but also for Dan. Dan has become much more attractive recently and, as we know, there has been chemistry between them for some time. She has no qualms whatsoever about her chateau providing the chance for Dan to be unfaithful to Annelise and she would happily have an affair with him herself if she could. Although he mocks her, he does seem happy in her presence. I think, however, he prefers more voluptuous women. Despite the tarty dress, Fanny just does not have those assets. Despite her churchy background, Kat is a wayward drunk, out to have some fun, and there's no way she will stick with Dan. It's just an amusing romp for her. I hope Annelise has stopped doing hairdressing at the dump. If so, she'll have lost an income source but let's hope she has realised just how corrupt it all is.

 

[Beachgirl]

@ComtesseRose thank you for keeping us all on track in 2023 by organising the new threads, very much appreciated.
happy new year to you and all tattlers.

 

[vitanova]

he current chapel restorers are obviously going to be asked to do all sorts of other jobs at LL. That suggests to me that they can't really be specialist chapel restorers. It also suggests that the firm is considerably cheaper than any other available builders. The main guy is also too tolerant of fraudulent Fannie in that he lets her climb up to the roof space and doesn't object to the constant interruptions or to being filmed. If he accepts all these other jobs, he's going to end up like Ian the builder, and if he's not careful, he'll become a scapegoat and is likely to get blamed for anything that goes wrong, probably caused by Fanny's long-lasting habit of ignoring all structural issues till they become urgent and dangerous. He should be very careful and not pander to her wishes.

or these are all lies for patreons. like natti's and gerry's apartment and lake.

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

@Boleyn sister the property listing is in the Wiki under Properties own by Isabelle Jarvis and Stephanie Jarvis. The grandmother’s house doesn’t have a separate listing but is mentioned under #4 regarding Isabelle’s nearby flat. The assumption is that all of the grandmother’s children inherited a share in it, not just Busy Izzy. Taking that a step further though, if Isabelle, Chantal and any other children did inherit jointly, does that mean that Fanny, Amaury, his brother and any other direct line heirs inherit jointly after their parent’s deaths? Can you imagine the explosion and war that will occur if Fanny isn’t the majority or sole heir? Fly on the wall anyone?!?

 

[Tartuffe]

Happy New Year, @ComtesseRose, and thank you for a new thread and title for 2024! Congratulations to the marquis, @MarquisOfNadaillac, for the top post! And thank you--as always--to @tuffiti for the latest patreon installment!

Who wore it better?

 

[Boleyn sister]

olalaa I have to finish the reading but still needed to post some news

JARVIS STRONG PRODUCTIONS LIMITED people - Find and update company information - GOV.UK

JARVIS STRONG PRODUCTIONS LIMITED - Free company information from Companies House including registered office address, filing history, accounts, annual return, officers, charges, business activity

find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk

we got one more company with oly and she erased the rest it seems

btw the street name is in the wiki
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@Boleyn sister the property listing is in the Wiki under Properties own by Isabelle Jarvis and Stephanie Jarvis. The grandmother’s house doesn’t have a separate listing but is mentioned under #4 regarding Isabelle’s nearby flat. The assumption is that all of the grandmother’s children inherited a share in it, not just Busy Izzy. Taking that a step further though, if Isabelle, Chantal and any other children did inherit jointly, does that mean that Fanny, Amaury, his brother and any other direct line heirs inherit jointly after their parent’s deaths? Can you imagine the explosion and war that will occur if Fanny isn’t the majority or sole heir? Fly on the wall anyone?!?

thanks, I see, I landed on 2nd page so i didnt see

 

[LittleMore Cottage]

Annelise vs Kat. No comparison, and what's with Kats hair, besides the premature grey it just looks fried... I have no idea what she sees in Dan? But then again what does anyone see in Snorty? Fanny is just a silly, demented adult/ child who thinks she has " still got it". Fanny the sexy train has left the station when you were busy getting botox. Time to grow up and focus on one thing at a time, dress appropriately and take some dog classes. " no bad dogs, just bad owners". My opinion of course....

 

[Tartuffe]

@TorontoGWM from the last thread

The Chateau Diaries #281 Catch a chapel star and grift it in Fanny's pocket save it for the next vacation

o lord, fanny and her need for attention btw I thought for a second that poor snorty doesnt have enough money so he buys feminin second hand clothes from the trift stole but now it is clear that it is his choice, as they were in H&M, funny could buy him some pants in boys section Why isn“t she...

tattle.life

"Adopt a Skank"

More like Adopt a Skanky Star

 

[Fromthenorth]

I got a bomb ! lol
Took it from (credit where credit is due)
Ladies & Gentlemen I present you "The mutterer" Staring the Jarvis herself with Tess and Dana...

PS had to leave a space between the : and the / so when copy/paste remove the space

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

We’ve often talked on here about other YouTubers we follow, but I’ve never mentioned that one of my favorites is British vlogger Tom Scott. I just saw his latest and he has ended his current channel as it was always a 10 year project. The channel will stay up but his current style of vlogs will not continue. I have always loved his childlike sense of wonder and delight in sharing with his audience our world. Learning has always been important to me and he expanded my horizons. Dangit, he even made me a little weepy at the end. Also, Baumgartner Art Restoration is releasing a new project too, Behind the Canvas. Gonna be an interesting year, not withstanding Fanny’s comeuppance!

ETA: loved Tom’s Peter Pan flying pose at the end!

 

[FecilitéJ]

Thanks to @ComtesseRose for the new thread, diligent as always, and to @tuffiti for the Patreon videos.

Did you hear her say "IF" Pavlina decides to return, yeah no surprise there, we all knew it wasn't a 3 week goodbye/send off. Also Snorty story about 4 buck cookie cutters that were actually 25, but poor little immature boy didn't have the 'nads to tell the cashier he'd had second thoughts and didn't want them. Or, did he not give a crap about spending 100 on four cookie cutters (that they admitted that they'd never used) because we know they don't give a crap about spending other people's money.

 

[JackSpratt]

The current chapel restorers are obviously going to be asked to do all sorts of other jobs at LL. That suggests to me that they can't really be specialist chapel restorers. It also suggests that the firm is considerably cheaper than any other available builders. The main guy is also too tolerant of fraudulent Fannie in that he lets her climb up to the roof space and doesn't object to the constant interruptions or to being filmed. If he accepts all these other jobs, he's going to end up like Ian the builder, and if he's not careful, he'll become a scapegoat and is likely to get blamed for anything that goes wrong, probably caused by Fanny's long-lasting habit of ignoring all structural issues till they become urgent and dangerous. He should be very careful and not pander to her wishes. At least, it seems that Amaury has come to his senses and the truth is probably that, for his own sanity and peace of mind, has decided not to take on such a risky task with the beams and also probably become another scapegoat All these forthcoming jobs will also, no doubt, result in more begging projects. She mentioned the lake and having had to use that money for the chapel. The lake will be another vanity project, it's not a necessity either, but she will get an emotional response again from the daft fans for that. I guess Kevin saw what that place was really like, and decided to get out before any further accidents happened.
Fanny's new year's eve dress showed her once again for what she really is. She did it for the camera but also for Dan. Dan has become much more attractive recently and, as we know, there has been chemistry between them for some time. She has no qualms whatsoever about her chateau providing the chance for Dan to be unfaithful to Annelise and she would happily have an affair with him herself if she could. Although he mocks her, he does seem happy in her presence. I think, however, he prefers more voluptuous women. Despite the tarty dress, Fanny just does not have those assets. Despite her churchy background, Kat is a wayward drunk, out to have some fun, and there's no way she will stick with Dan. It's just an amusing romp for her. I hope Annelise has stopped doing hairdressing at the dump. If so, she'll have lost an income source but let's hope she has realised just how corrupt it all is.

If those workmen were my employees, they would have got a bollocking from me for letting her inside that building in the first place, let alone up the scaffold considering what's happened. I'm of the same opinion as you, a potential recipie for a further disaster. As you say if they take on the extra work, that doesn't strike me as them being professional restorers.

Oh yes Dan's raking in the money, she goes where the money is and he's so far up his own arse he'll love it. They're all over John and his chateau like a rash and she's had her nose put out of joint with the amount of subs Dan's got. 2024 could actually be entertaining viewing if it al goes tits up.

Kat is a lush, wants to be one of the lads and always looks to me like she needs a dunk in a sheep dip. I'm not sure, it wouldn't surpprise me if the relationship goes further and if it does I hope he regrets every single second of it.

I too hope Annelise has cut ties with the chateau, especially after this latest vlog. Maybe she already has as Fanny and Snort's hair look dreadful at the moment and putting out this latest vlog meeting up with the shaggers was a delliberate get backat her. Even if they have been separated for all this time to know that was all going on behind her back with everyones knowledge is hurtful. She's by far prettier than either Fanny or Kat and much more dignified. I just think back to when she did the interview with Marie, putting herself down and saying Dan was the love of her life. She could do miles better than him freelance, I'm sure she's a resourceful person.

 

[Albee]

Ladies & Gentlemen I present you "The mutterer" Staring the Jarvis herself with Tess and Dana...
https: //vimeo.com/241486760
PS had to leave a space between the : and the / so when copy/paste remove the space

What the hell did i just watch

 

[JackSpratt]

We’ve often talked on here about other YouTubers we follow, but I’ve never mentioned that one of my favorites is British vlogger Tom Scott. I just saw his latest and he has ended his current channel as it was always a 10 year project. The channel will stay up but his current style of vlogs will not continue. I have always loved his childlike sense of wonder and delight in sharing with his audience our world. Learning has always been important to me and he expanded my horizons. Dangit, he even made me a little weepy at the end. Also, Baumgartner Art Restoration is releasing a new project too, Behind the Canvas. Gonna be an interesting year, not withstanding Fanny’s comeuppance!

ETA: loved Tom’s Peter Pan flying pose at the end!

One of my favourite channels is Mark Laita's Soft White Underbelly - very sobering and immensely interesting.
Also most things historical and a bit of fashion/make up thrown in for good measure current fave Erin Parsons.

 

[FecilitéJ]

One of my favourite channels is Mark Laita's Soft White Underbelly - very sobering and immensely interesting.
Also most things historical and a bit of fashion/make up thrown in for good measure current fave Erin Parsons.

Soft White Underbelly is remarkable, shocking and sobering as you say. The Whittaker's - I've never seen anything like it. I do like that Mark gives them the dignity every human deserves.

 

[Lady Avonlea]

It's not like Fanny is spending her own money, so we all know they had the more expensive Prestige Menu at Joel Robuchon on NYE!