The Chateau Diaries #270 It's a good thing Snorty lays tables since he doesn't lay Fanny!

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graciemckitten

Pekey said:
If it is bad ....... I wonder if she is consulting a solicitor/lawyer to find out what to say and not to say ???
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She very likely has already has consulted with 40% Dump co owner Baghead and Baghead’s wife Marie who is a solicitor/ lawyer in one of her many daily calls to Baghead.

With Frankenfraudie’s history of nonstop manipulation, pathological lying, misrepresentation, smoke and mirrors tactics, and exaggeration, it could either be a significant accident with significant injuries OR it is a nothingburger / smaller incident she has blown up and exaggerated to get a few more days off, generate concern for herself, and gear up her grifting/ ebegging for the holiday season e.g, trying to make someone else’s misfortune/ tragedy work for her…….she is her mother’s daughter after all).. She has cried wolf so often, she has no credibility.
 
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TorontoGWM

How about…

B&B guest became terribly ill and died after sitting in the winter salon all afternoon. The illness could only have been caused by coming into contact with pigeon sh*t. Fanny is consulting the Gay Twank who is now a lawyer because he read a 16th century law book he got at Emmaus.
 
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Thebirdandthefrog

Hi everyone. I am also trying to read through the lines and I think she is trying to make someone else’s tragedy work for her.

As Gracie put, Frankenfraudie stated, “My thoughts are just with the people who who were involved in the accident right now. “ Agree that “the people”, means more than one person. Could be any type of accident.

“Tragically, there was a terrible accident at the chateau (definitely means something happened on the grounds of the Shitoo) on Thursday, which is why there was no Chateau Diaries that night.

None of the Lalanders were involved, (not always sure what she means as Lalanders but I’d assume it includes the living and working crew, abused and ignored animals and aggregated “friends” like Dana, Permasmile, the Puffs, the Shreks, Dan the Idiot etc..) that doesn’t make us any less distressed, and none of us is emotionally able to film at the moment.” I had already filmed my trip to Germany with Philip, so tomorrow I will try to finish editing it and post it on the Chateau Diaries. But after that I’ll see how we’re all feeling and decide when to start filming again. I’m hoping that I’ll feel stronger (this i where the discourse starts to sound funny, or Fanny, making her habitual drama about someone else’s tragedy) during the week, and that the videos will resume as usual by the end of the week.“

Gracie says that Fanny is is trying to pretend she was at the Dump on Thursday, the day of the tragic accident. I bet she doesn’t know them, wasn’t at the Dump, and wants several days off from filming and editing videos, and to generate pity for herself. Manipulative Frankenfraudie at work, as usual.She probably found out about the accident this morning and decided to exploit the accident fir herself. (Totally agree).

“I feel a tremendous sense of responsibility to all of the viewers, and especially to all of you, and I promise not to pause filming for long. I am disappointed in myself for stopping at all, but, coming in a year of emotional blows, this has knocked the wind out of me completely. (What a sick liar this person is, she cares for no one but hers self)

My thoughts are just with the people who who were involved in the accident right now. “ No, they are certainly not… you are trying to make it work out for you.
 
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graciemckitten

I agree. Frankenfraudie is tugging at the heartstrings of Patrons to pity the poor little orphan princess with her statement. It is a role/persona she has been using for decades to get what she desires, e.g., pity, attention, and money. She feel such TREMENDOUS responsibility to everyone
( bullshit), she is DISAPPOINTED in herself for STOPPING AT ALL ( poor, overworked, exhausted Fanny ), but COMING IN A YEAR OF EMOTIONAL BLOWS ( bullshit and lies), this has KNOCKED THE WIND OUT OF ME ENTIRELY ( watch for her gamey hip to start acting up and for her to take to her bed for several days before jetting to South Africa, she needs a visit with Mummy to recover from all the tragedies and responsibilities she has between non stop luxury vacations, shopping, decorating, and auctions, poor little orphan princess).
 
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Lady Avonlea

 
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HalcyonOrganic

*ringring*ringring*

„Chateau de Lalande, President and CEO Marie is speaking. How can you serve me?“

„Marie? Stephanie here, for God’s sake I told you a hundred times not to answer the telephone like that! Listen, me and Phileeeep decide to extend our stay in Germany. I don’t know what a Leather Dungeon is but he wants to go there. We’ll come back 3 days later as it seems. And then you and me will have another talk about ownership of the property again. You understand?“

„Nnnnno, no. Marie not here. I clean toilets. No Marie.“

„Jesus Christ Marie! I know it’s you. I swear if you hang up on me I’ll..“

*beepbeepbeep*


„Phileeeep, call Amaury!“

„Of course, Daaahling. I just clip that brooch on my blazer.“


*ringring*ringring*

„*Sigh* Yes, Philipp?

„Dear Amauuuuury, you need to execute protocol „slumberland!“


5 minutes later:

„Chaaaaaarge!!!“



That’s it for Marie for the next few weeks, until she’s … going with the beat again.
 
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Lady Avonlea

Fanny's concern in any situation relates to the impact said accident/incident will have or could have on her, and in turn how she can either insulate herself and/or benefit from any fallout.
 
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graciemckitten

Lady Avonlea said:
Fanny's concern in any situation relates to the impact said accident/incident will have or could have on her, and in turn how she can either insulate herself and/or benefit from any fallout.
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I agree. Frankfeudie also has no credibility. She is a pathological liar.
 
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Jules100

I’m thinking something collapsed/partially collapsed or someone didn’t “put the chickens to bed” properly and they were attacked.
 
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Lady Avonlea

Perhaps previous guests have been diagnosed with TB which was contracted during their stay at the dump. Fanny concocted such a convoluted story about the when & how of Percy's illness and diagnosis, that it was obvious she was hiding something. How ironic if Fanny is being sued by one of her patron's for not advising guests prior to their visit in the Spring that Percy was ill with TB.
 
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ploppityplop2

From Dear Brenda on FB….

Hello everyone.
I am just popping on to let you know there has been a serious accident at Lalande, involving outside contractors.
Our 1st thoughts are with everyone involved, & those close to them.
Whilst the "Lalande family" were not involved in the incident, we can only imagine how they are all feeling, the normal emotions of shock, pain, anxiety etc.
As I am sure you will understand, there have been no daily vlogs. Stephanie has one in the cutting room & will try to upload it today, this is filming & editing which took place before the accident.
If you subscribe to the You Tube channel, "The Chateau Diaries", be sure to click the subscribe button, that way you will be notified when a new vlog is released. If you also click on the "community" button on the You Tube channel, this is the Lalande news board for updates.
Everyone's priority & thoughts at this time, are on the injured making a full & swift recovery.
Admin here would appreciate if you do not post speculation on this incident, if & when any further news is available we will inform you.
Please, do not PM, I have no further information to provide other that what I have said.
Where ever in the world you are, stay safe.
 
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Jeeves

So Chapel restorers or heating?
 
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C'est moi

God bless dear Brenda for keeping us in the loop!
 
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