The Chateau Diaries #258 Philip no-nuts would make a wonderful butler, elevated many things in the chateau

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As a child, when asked what he wanted to be when he grows up, do you think he said he wanted to be in show business? This may not have gone down well with his conservative parents, but maybe his grandparents indulged his dressing up games and singing with his hairbrush into a mirror? He tried the boy band route, and the drama school productions, and the strange prison drama last year, none of which have been successful. He then landed the role of weird escort to a bargain basement, self proclaimed, princess. It was probably the only offer on the table at the time.

I think he is now doing what he always wanted to do: a permanent acting job. He gets bed and board, all the shopping he wants, his face online, travel, sex (allegedly), an income, free rein to dress however he wants, and the adoration of the unenlightened CD fans to stoke his ego.

From his parent's point of view: he is not a financial drain on them, he is out of the country (big plus I would imagine), he has had a steady job and his own 'home' for a few years now, he is not addicted to drink (debatable) or drugs (as far as we know).

Yes, we can see that he is an obnoxious person and maybe his days at the dump are numbered, but in the meantime he has a job he loves and the longer he stays the more ridiculous he makes SJ look - which can only be a good thing in my book.
 
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That is true he does not go on and on about his parents .... only grandpa . Strange.
As for Fanny..... I am getting a feeling that she praises him as a sort of sarcastic joke.... she gets off on it .
Fanny is such a nasty piece of works.
I could I never praise him and as for his purchases --- they are just Crap !!!
 
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@ComtesseRose - true to your word, you've incorporated not one but both my suggestions, & shows yet another example of your tweaking skills (almost wrote twirking) at adjusting well over 200 titles into manageable bites. You've kept this unruly ship on an even keel with modesty & competence and if you ever need a CV reference you only have to point to Tattle. But seriously thank you for being 'on duty' for so long - remember the one time you were unavailable & we were left flailing...
 
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Hey, hey, hey! Good day all! It’s definitely boring in the you Tube world as of late!
I however went to a wedding attended by about 250 people from 15 different states and 3 countries. It was black tie optional. All this to let you know not ONE gentleman had on skinny pants, nail polish nor a broach! And I really only noticed the breast out on a 20 something girl and that wasn’t as obvious as Fannys day dress!! Also nary a solidad diaper bag was seen!
 
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Never mind mrsp67 ..... save up for Fanny and Squirrels Wedding (if it happens) you will see all of that and more !
Of course, if you go you Must Video it for Tattle !!!

Its evening here and I am about to go to sleep soon.
 
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dielemon
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So is there any renovations/work going on at the chateau? Im missing that footage in the vlogs lately, its always just about dinners
Sorry but this year’s renovation budget went to Mummy’s face and Fanny’s tits. There is so little money left that the Gay Twank has resorted to wearing his mother’s pants.
 
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PLEASE POST AN ALERT WHEN YOU' POST YET ANOTHER SHOT OF SNORTS !!!.
It really is grotesque & since when has he had all that hair? or have the years gone by & I've been stuck watching him?
 
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Saw your pictures (golly you are tiny) looks like a good time was had by all.
 
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Bingo! Snorts, the actor, was hired by SJ to play the role of “boyfriend.” And I think she originally wanted Michael Petherick to play the part but he declined. It’s all “smoke and mirrors” at the Heap in the Middle of Nowhere. But, based on some of the comments from her latest video, maybe that “smoke” is starting to clear just a little bit?
 
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I am thinking of joining Jules and those who’ve given up even grudge watching. It’s so utterly beyond boring. I literally cannot be bothered watching it on FF. All that “darling” bollix between the botoxed to buggery Mme La Cougar and PhiPhi Le/La Combover grifter - ugh . I’m mostly over on the Harry and Meghan threads, a couple so detestable they put Steph-a-me on to a winners’ platform. Like Jules, I say it’s only you wonderful thread contributors I lIke to read. Your clever quips and observations are unrivalled.
Love, Life and Laughter seemed so much more interesting to have a laugh about before the unsuitable age difference relationship reveal and the subsequent intergenerational lovefest began. Mr Wedgie has sounded the death knell, revealing the even more boring, dependent side of Jarvis in all her irredeemable dullness. At least previously she had an aura of the strong independent businessperson. Now she’s just another silly bint relying on a dope of a bloke to bolster her.
 
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Let me add : Chicken chasing Phibarbie
 
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I definitely think Louis le Brocante saw him coming. Sounds like he bumped the price while Thrush was perusing. Twat. You're right, the album is nasty but it's creepy too. Reminds me of the albums they used in the late 1800's to put the death photos. And he's going to fill it with photos of his grandparents? Are they still alive? It's then going to continue, I guess, to his parents and finally him and fanny. Then that will be The End as they'll be no Thrush and fanny offspring praise the Lord! He is totally weird. Does he have psychopath tendencies... I hope anyone now staying in the shit'o is ramming a chair back under the door handle in lieu of locks and keys.
 
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Hoorah the repairs to the terrace are finally underway.
What’s hilarious is that in one of Stephanie’s latest videos (I can’t remember which one..I fast forward through them and can barely stomach what I see), she talks about how much they’ve accomplished at the heap. Gaslighting at its finest! Pure narcissistic behavior. I don’t think she’s trying to fail. I think she’s faltering because there’s no way anyone (including SJ) could keep up with the deception and bullshit for 3+ years and not start to feel the effects. My guess is she’ll start to double-down on the smoke and mirrors…and even more gaslighting.
 
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Maria is already working on ideas for Atephanies birthday cake


Can’t forget it’s Potts birthday month also.
 
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I’ve got some extra time since I’ve given up once and for all on CD & Stephanie. I’ve recently found 90 Day Fiancé UK, it’s so much better than the US versions. I’m really loving the Real Housewives of NYC with their entirely new cast. Jenna Lyons is my stand out favorite. Hey Jenna, come and be bff’s with me & Amanda. I’ve also just watched Nights in Rodanthe for the first time. It was so cheesy and sad. I cried like a baby and loved it.
 
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