The Chateau Diaries #23 Turning viewers into tattlers

[Beachgirl]

May I say that your avatar is highly distracting as it provokes lustful thoughts in all those that behold it...

Now, on to more serious matters... Can anyone come up with some ideas for the menu for the Easter festivities at Lalaland? They shall of course be presided over by the tentacular Stephanoctopus...

Suggestion for the dessert: slices of giant Toblerone (cut into slices with a chainsaw by Selmar) with thick blobs of Birds Eye custard accompanied by an inclined smarty cake with snotty green icing made by child trauma specialist and amateur florist Marie.

Any ideas for the entrée and main course?

You can buy Toblerone cheesecake in supermarkets

 

[Pansygirl]

I expect Marie will come up with something greyish brown in colour offset by some dead leaves and droopy weeds.

I was being funny Look at the rest of my post...

I did look at the rest of your post.

 

[Definitely Maybe]

It's traditional to have roast lamb for Easter Sunday dinner isn't it ?

 

[Hercule P]

Château dictionnary

I was catching up the previous thread and just realised that I forgot:

Skankadankadingdong: something shitooey
Is it @YoungAtHeart or @lalablahblah???????????????????

Stephfending: ??????????????????????? @??????????? TY to complete

Stephiphany: a sudden awareness of the chance to swindle @ProfessorPlum

Sorry about that
I'll add them to the next version

Did I forget any other suggestions?????

 

[Sandton]

Talkinf

I expect Marie will come up with something greyish brown in colour offset by some dead leaves and droopy weeds.


I did look at the rest of your post.

Talking of which I frk did a new video and got plenty of funds for it. She’s now nearly half way towards her 10k goal. She blamed volunteering for her lack of savings. and the ladies fell for it.

a year in lockdown coffees and patron money. No where to go really. And still she’s poor

 

[Petit Sange]

Well, technically they started that Buy me a coffee a while ago for that drone. I don't begrudge them that. They actually hire French trades people and do their own work within their realm of experience. They also test their own abilities and show it. Thinking of that fireplace. I gave them coffees, appreciate what they do and omg he's funny. Tired of repenting.

Nope. I unsubscribed as soon as I saw this.
I’m no expert, but I get the impression that they are not hard up for the cash to buy a drone! Very disappointing, surely Steffy would’ve advised that if you’re going to sell out for a drone, you might as well go for the whole caboodle

As I’m sure Father O’Malley will advise you, this is the start of the grifing, thrifting, grabby, slippery, oily greasy slope

Give it time, they’ll have a Patroen...

Talking of which I frk did a new video and got plenty of funds for it. She’s now nearly half way towards her 10k goal. She blamed volunteering for her lack of savings. and the ladies fell for it.

a year in lockdown coffees and patron money. No where to go really. And still she’s poor

Oh right... so doing the dishes at Steffys is the problem, gotcha Marie

 

[lalablahblah]

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Château dictionnary

I was catching up the previous thread and just realised that I forgot:

Skankadankadingdong: something shitooey
Is it @YoungAtHeart or @lalablahblah???????????????????

Stephfending: ??????????????????????? @??????????? TY to complete

Stephiphany: a sudden awareness of the chance to swindle @ProfessorPlum

Sorry about that
I'll add them to the next version

Did I forget any other suggestions?????
[/QUOTE] High Priestess Skankadankadingdong is the whole name. It's my name for SJ

 

[NotAChatelaine]

It's traditional to have roast lamb for Easter Sunday dinner isn't it ?

Yep. Aloysius doesn't fit the bill, though.

I had a brilliant idea for a potato dish for Marie to knock up until I realised that a) it's Swedish rather than Norwegian and b) it's Jansson not Janneson. But the idea of presenting a dish with "temptation" in its name seems appropriate for the excesses that are Lalande.

BJJ couldn't eat it, of course, because of his f*ckton of myriad allergies.

Jansson's Temptation (Swedish Potato and Anchovy Casserole) Recipe - Food.com

I found this on another website researching Swedish recipes. I love to make it and not tell people it has anchovies in it until after they rave about

www.food.com

(It's actually much more delicious than it sounds)

 

[Mrs O]

Château dictionnary

I was catching up the previous thread and just realised that I forgot:

Skankadankadingdong: something shitooey
Is it @YoungAtHeart or @lalablahblah???????????????????

Stephfending: ??????????????????????? @??????????? TY to complete

Stephiphany: a sudden awareness of the chance to swindle @ProfessorPlum

Sorry about that
I'll add them to the next version

Did I forget any other suggestions?????

GAG - Grab a Gift

 

[après-le-déluge]

Apparently it’s in Greenwich Ct. this one?

Does this one have running water ???

 

[Princess and the Pea]

Not good enough my child! There can be no tolerance of begging bowls in here - you have strayed from the path of righteousness and succumbed to the temptation of BuyMeaCoffee, thereby enriching the couple and enabling them to acquire a drone. We are now going to be afflicted by hours of drone footage and silly music, which will bore the audience to death and send viewers into a deep sleep, from which they may never wake. You must repent for your sins and shall do so by reading all the Shato Diarrhea threads from the very beginning so that you may reminded of what has befallen humanity - minds have been turned to mush and many unsuspecting souls have been lured into financial enslavement. We in here are the enlightened ones - beacons of hope in a world full of zombies. Their eyes are working but their brains have ceased to function...

This is Father O'Malley. You appear to have been influenced by our Lady Isabelle's Pinterest postings of good deeds highlighted by Sister Clara. You clearly need to go back to your Welcome Pack & review Chapter 1 - entitled 'Begging Bowls Come in Many Forms!!' Venerable Natalia Nuttita however, needs to up her game in this area as there are far too many moth attracting items arriving from donors & not enough that need the use of the magnifying glass to check the makers mark. Having remonstrated with her, I believe she is launching a new 'Buy Me a Drone or Else You Is in BIG Trouble' campaign & once this arrives our Lady will ensure that she cons inveigles flutters her eyelashes enchants one the male Friends of the Church of Stephinology from the local area to fly it for her free of charge. I hope you will see the error of your ways by even suggesting that our purpose is not to coin in as much as possible from the Zombie followers. Say 3 Hail Selmars & kiss your photo of Lady Isabelle 20 times. Peace Out.

 

[après-le-déluge]

So now we’re told that the LOTL needs private time away from all her admirers. Which is why there was no Sunday vlog. Pity to be placed in such a unenviable position as to need time away from the hungry masses waiting to devour yet another vlog from the tit-toooe.
“Let them eat cake” said she.
Scotsman runs to the rescue with “there’ll be a Cadux” at 8:30 Sunday. Phew ... thought we’d have to go a Sunday without her eminence.

 

[Mrs O]

May I say that your avatar is highly distracting as it provokes lustful thoughts in all those that behold it...

Now, on to more serious matters... Can anyone come up with some ideas for the menu for the Easter festivities at Lalaland? They shall of course be presided over by the tentacular Stephanoctopus...

Suggestion for the dessert: slices of giant Toblerone (cut into slices with a chainsaw by Selmar) with thick blobs of Birds Eye custard accompanied by an inclined smarty cake with snotty green icing made by child trauma specialist and amateur florist Marie.

Any ideas for the entrée and main course?

Entree and main course - cheese , followed by cheese and baguettes , followed by cheese and wine Finally after pudding of Toblerone ... more cheese - all deliciously locally made by the delicious cheese maker.

 

[Hercule P]

@ MoJo
Still digging that Stephan Botte.
Btw SJ likes men with tight trousers. Same sort of trousers than Fokker
In the previous thread (p38, post 749) you requoted a comment from NorrisCS about CD ep 027.
You wrote "Couldn’t finish or better still focus on a job to completion - floors with holes
but invited the mayor in !!! Was halerious
I rewatched the episode and I did not see the mayor. I assume it was in another episode.
Was it Hesdin's mayor? If yes, it could be juicy as this mayor would have been a perfect
business partner for a fishy man Maybe more to come.
Thank you

 

[Clara Burnett]

So now we’re told that the LOTL needs private time away from all her admirers. Which is why there was no Sunday vlog.

I recognize your cynicism and outrage from before I was enlightened and joined the church of Stephinology, so allow me to step in and help Father O’Malley by showing you the righteous path before you stray too far. I know it was agreed on that our beloved Lady, Her of Spode, Griftress of Grifters, would receive rewards for the things she does, like putting out her glorious content on a strict schedule to make it easy for us adherents to know what to expect when. But this agreement was successfully put to the test by Father Petherdick, Him of Spodes, Brother TeaBag for his closest allies (mainly Spanish young males), who showed our Divine Scrounger that any payment for doing nothing is as fulfilling and much more in line with her natural laziness that we have all come to admire and value for its sublimity. We all await the good news of her wellbeing, but in the meantime it would serve her right if we keep remembering the enigma she truly is, because this will add to the mystery needed to unlock the additional overflow of funding for the church’s Spode requirement.

 

[Viva La Loca]

Is that a suggestion for the main course, or have I missed something?

This mans way of speaking and mannerisms remind of Ryan - I would swear they were related

They do have Patreon ..

and all the fuss Fanny made about getting replacement 'peacock' wallpaper. How many thousands are the Patreons spending on this? £8000 ?

Paint - Little Greene or Farrow & Ball - approx £85 for 5 lts
Lino - £82 and will have plenty left over for other projects
Lino cutting tool - couple of £ $
Lining paper - same per roll
Tracing paper - same
Pencil - well we know she already has them

 

[lalablahblah]

Beloved Crock Flock. For those of you not here to witness the holy smoke from the electrical fire sacred insence. Our magnanimous High Priestess Skankadankadingdong has issued an edict from her manipulative sick bed weakened head ache state. Additional addendums to the welcome packet will include in our commandments, Suck up then suck them dry. Fool them that you are here to help them through the pandemic. By help we mean have every last penny. So sayeth she of the Spode Beggar Bowl.

A quick note to all of you much appreciated decoys on the truth hate site. If you are pretending to be an American and have to Google any terms specify the US. Google will give you terms used in the EU if your location is the EU. A long term decoy was recently exposed for making such a simple mistake.
Remember guilt is an effective tool for the grift. Go forth and scam all you can for the church.
Many Thanks and Blessings
All Hail Spode

 

[Princess and the Pea]

Entree and main course - cheese , followed by cheese and baguettes , followed by cheese and wine Finally after pudding of Toblerone ... more cheese - all deliciously locally made by the delicious cheese maker.

Saturday
Morning : Gift grab Shortbread & tea.
Breakfast : Croissants - but only if brought in free of charge from Ian the builder.
Lunch : Marie makes a salad. Everyone disappears to freshen up for dinner.
Dinner : Pork, pork, porky mitts pork (sorry @NorrisCS). Served with crushed potatoes bashed with the bottom of a grubby saucepan.
Marie has lettuce & nettles drizzled with olive oil and a walnut.
Dessert : Left over Christmas cake (mould will be scraped off) with Birds Custard
Drinks : Cocktails, wine, champagne and repeat.
Nightcap : Bottle of Whiskey for SSB.
Easter Sunday
Morning : Gift grab Jaffer Cakes (sic) & tea
Breakfast : Easter eggs. Easter eggs & more Easter eggs
Lunch : Soup cooked in the Theromix just to annoy Marie
Dinner : BBQ so that MP can dress as a Nun again whilst wielding his tongs.
Dessert : Cheese from the cheese man - but only if he brings it over - so SSB can show her mastering of Franglais whilst flirting.
Drinks : Cocktails, champagne, wine & repeat.
Nightcap : Bottle of Whiskey for SSB.

Easter Monday
Morning : Gift grab Chocolate Digestives & tea.
Breakfast : Sandwiches made with 2 year old bacon from the bottom of the freezer.
Lunch : Gin
Dinner : MP fires up pizza oven. Marie given a Gift grab peacock notebook & pen to take the orders. No GF option on the menu. Marie has an apple.
Dessert : Gift grab fudge & past their sell by date Terry's Chocolate Oranges
Drinks : Cocktails, champagne, wine & repeat.
Nightcap : Bottle of Whiskey for SSB.

 

[lalablahblah]

Getting ready to go to a dental appointment. Watched 2 minutes of Billy crawling around a tunnel like he's El Chapo or some tit. Decided I'd rather listen to my teeth being scraped.

 

[TheTaxInspector]

You can buy Toblerone cheesecake in supermarkets

But she's miles away from a supermarket (do they even sell that in France?) and Brexit has made it practically impossible to order anything from England.