The Chateau Diaries #192 LieLande, where there are more peahens than people and they'll 💩 on you equally

[T Rex]

By all that’s holy please tell us the tax man hauled her away during her speech! When her tit finally hits the fan she’ll bring down the entire French government! Le scandal!

It would certainly be lovely, but Fanny and her chicken cutlets may have charmed them, sadly.

 

[Jules100]

Oh here’s the latest Patreon. I’ll give a filthy little recap shortly.

The only things we need to know:
-Did Stephanie refer to herself or ask others to refer to her as Dame Stephanie Jarvis?
-Did Stephanie wear her large cork necklace?

 

[OhIDontKnow...]

FILTHY * PATREON * VIDEO * RECAP

First of all, in her usual fashion, Fanny wildly overstates what this actually was. She was at a bleeping cocktail party with her Mayor in Paris, in some nationally owned home of a representative (I don’t know how any of this French governmental stuff works).

What I do know, is how government in general works (specifically in the US), as I was in a high-level governmental position and also active in our Local and State Chamber of Commerce for many years, and I’ve been to these kinds of cocktail parties. She was basically trotted out like a little pony to tell her story about using Patreon and forming an “association” to “renovate and restore” her chateau and employ “local” (non-French) people. Oh and that her guests frequently go house shopping in Berry.

The Mayor decided that this is politically brilliant and wanted to show off her idea. What poor little Fanny didn’t think about is that she is digging herself a deeper grave. I’ve seen her type before. They get trotted out at these little functions to make the Mayor look good, and then later we find out that the “little pony” used funds inappropriately, or employed all of their cousins, or never actually did what they said they did. Oh, and that project was never finished and they slunk away in the middle of the night or got arrested.

What a bleeping joke. The poor thing, rather than realize she’s opened herself up to further scrutiny and investigation, is feeling herself. I’ll leave you with some screen shots, in which you will see subtitles of what she said, as she spoke (or rather read from a printed script) in French. I’ve picked the ones that I thought my fellow Tattlers would get a kick out of.

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

It would certainly be lovely, but Fanny and her chicken cutlets may have charmed them, sadly.

Merde! Les Français sont encore plus grands idiots que je ne le pensais!

 

[Yebo]

I don’t know about you all but it seems like almost a month since we’ve seen Fanny and PhiPhi get excited about a visit to McDonalds.
And here’s another random thought, if we were any bit of kind, we’d be going out, buying McDonalds gift cards and sending them to LaLande.
I know all of you will do the right thing. Deadline for sending McDonald gift cards, getting them to Stephanie and her son in time for Christmas is fast approaching.

This may shock some of you but.... I've never had any McDonald's products, and never even been into one of their outlets...

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

FILTHY * PATREON * VIDEO * RECAP

First of all, in her usual fashion, Fanny wildly overstates what this actually was. She was at a bleeping cocktail party with her Mayor in Paris, in some nationally owned home of a representative (I don’t know how any of this French governmental stuff works).

What I do know, is how government in general works (specifically in the US), as I was in a high-level governmental position and also active in our Local and State Chamber of Commerce for many years, and I’ve been to these kinds of cocktail parties. She was basically trotted out like a little pony to tell her story about using Patreon and forming an “association” to “renovate and restore” her chateau and employ “local” (non-French) people. Oh and that her guests frequently go house shopping in Berry.

The Mayor decided that this is politically brilliant and wanted to show off her idea. What poor little Fanny didn’t think about is that she is digging herself a deeper grave. I’ve seen her type before. They get trotted out at these little functions to make the Mayor look good, and then later we find out that the “little pony” used funds inappropriately, or employed all of their cousins, or never actually did what they said they did. Oh, and that project was never finished and they slunk away in the middle of the night or got arrested.

What a bleeping joke. The poor thing, rather than realize she’s opened herself up to further scrutiny and investigation, is feeling herself. I’ll leave you with some screen shots, in which you will see subtitles of what she said, as she spoke (or rather read from a printed script) in French. I’ve picked the ones that I thought my fellow Tattlers would get a kick out of.

Hmmm, told you those apartments were never intended for the Tartan Troll or Nazti! They were always intended as gites, hence the private entrances. That scam artist will lie when the truth would suit her better! Is Devil’s Island still accepting prisoners? How about Chateau d’If?

 

[Yebo]

FILTHY * PATREON * VIDEO * RECAP

First of all, in her usual fashion, Fanny wildly overstates what this actually was. She was at a bleeping cocktail party with her Mayor in Paris, in some nationally owned home of a representative (I don’t know how any of this French governmental stuff works).

What I do know, is how government in general works (specifically in the US), as I was in a high-level governmental position and also active in our Local and State Chamber of Commerce for many years, and I’ve been to these kinds of cocktail parties. She was basically trotted out like a little pony to tell her story about using Patreon and forming an “association” to “renovate and restore” her chateau and employ “local” (non-French) people. Oh and that her guests frequently go house shopping in Berry.

The Mayor decided that this is politically brilliant and wanted to show off her idea. What poor little Fanny didn’t think about is that she is digging herself a deeper grave. I’ve seen her type before. They get trotted out at these little functions to make the Mayor look good, and then later we find out that the “little pony” used funds inappropriately, or employed all of their cousins, or never actually did what they said they did. Oh, and that project was never finished and they slunk away in the middle of the night or got arrested.

What a bleeping joke. The poor thing, rather than realize she’s opened herself up to further scrutiny and investigation, is feeling herself. I’ll leave you with some screen shots, in which you will see subtitles of what she said, as she spoke (or rather read from a printed script) in French. I’ve picked the ones that I thought my fellow Tattlers would get a kick out of.

Was Phillipa there?

 

[Gertrude Maud]

Between the green of the walls, the light wood cabinets and the slate floor, I feel like I'm in a Barnes & Noble book store.

Whenever I find myself in a situation where a friend is bursting with pride but I don't like what they have done I still try to be positive.
I'll say something like, 'You must be so happy with the result.'

 

[OhIDontKnow...]

Was Phillipa there?

Yep. The Mayor even recognized him and said he helped Fanny with her projects.

 

[Gertrude Maud]

FILTHY * PATREON * VIDEO * RECAP

First of all, in her usual fashion, Fanny wildly overstates what this actually was. She was at a bleeping cocktail party with her Mayor in Paris, in some nationally owned home of a representative (I don’t know how any of this French governmental stuff works).

What I do know, is how government in general works (specifically in the US), as I was in a high-level governmental position and also active in our Local and State Chamber of Commerce for many years, and I’ve been to these kinds of cocktail parties. She was basically trotted out like a little pony to tell her story about using Patreon and forming an “association” to “renovate and restore” her chateau and employ “local” (non-French) people. Oh and that her guests frequently go house shopping in Berry.

The Mayor decided that this is politically brilliant and wanted to show off her idea. What poor little Fanny didn’t think about is that she is digging herself a deeper grave. I’ve seen her type before. They get trotted out at these little functions to make the Mayor look good, and then later we find out that the “little pony” used funds inappropriately, or employed all of their cousins, or never actually did what they said they did. Oh, and that project was never finished and they slunk away in the middle of the night or got arrested.

What a bleeping joke. The poor thing, rather than realize she’s opened herself up to further scrutiny and investigation, is feeling herself. I’ll leave you with some screen shots, in which you will see subtitles of what she said, as she spoke (or rather read from a printed script) in French. I’ve picked the ones that I thought my fellow Tattlers would get a kick out of.

So, the user has been used.

This may shock some of you but.... I've never had any McDonald's products, and never even been into one of their outlets...

I wish I could say the same.

 

[AndAnotherName]

I wish Fanny would get out of bed and get dressed before she films these vlogs. So damn rude of her!
What is she trying to portray by doing that?

 

[Scooby Doo]

Hmmm, told you those apartments were never intended for the Tartan Troll or Nazti! They were always intended as gites, hence the private entrances. That scam artist will lie when the truth would suit her better! Is Devil’s Island still accepting prisoners? How about Chateau d’If?

She refers to the Tack Room and The Marquise Apartments when she says two gites..

 

[On Repeat]

FILTHY * PATREON * VIDEO * RECAP

First of all, in her usual fashion, Fanny wildly overstates what this actually was. She was at a bleeping cocktail party with her Mayor in Paris, in some nationally owned home of a representative (I don’t know how any of this French governmental stuff works).

What I do know, is how government in general works (specifically in the US), as I was in a high-level governmental position and also active in our Local and State Chamber of Commerce for many years, and I’ve been to these kinds of cocktail parties. She was basically trotted out like a little pony to tell her story about using Patreon and forming an “association” to “renovate and restore” her chateau and employ “local” (non-French) people. Oh and that her guests frequently go house shopping in Berry.

The Mayor decided that this is politically brilliant and wanted to show off her idea. What poor little Fanny didn’t think about is that she is digging herself a deeper grave. I’ve seen her type before. They get trotted out at these little functions to make the Mayor look good, and then later we find out that the “little pony” used funds inappropriately, or employed all of their cousins, or never actually did what they said they did. Oh, and that project was never finished and they slunk away in the middle of the night or got arrested.

What a bleeping joke. The poor thing, rather than realize she’s opened herself up to further scrutiny and investigation, is feeling herself. I’ll leave you with some screen shots, in which you will see subtitles of what she said, as she spoke (or rather read from a printed script) in French. I’ve picked the ones that I thought my fellow Tattlers would get a kick out of.

Oh wow, thank you for that summary. What a bloody fool, when ego gallops ahead and leaves any sense behind. THIS will come back to bite her.

This may shock some of you but.... I've never had any McDonald's products, and never even been into one of their outlets...

Good for you- I have only had some fries in a last desperate attempt for food once! I have used their toilets worldwide- they are mostly well kept.

 

[Gertrude Maud]

I wish Fanny would get out of bed and get dressed before she films these vlogs. So damn rude of her!
What is she trying to portray by doing that?

She's 'laydee' of leisure, don't you know.

Said in the voice of David Walliams on Little Britain.
'I'm a laydee.'
One of my favourite characters from one of my favourite tv shows.

 

[Margo Polo]

FILTHY * PATREON * VIDEO * RECAP

First of all, in her usual fashion, Fanny wildly overstates what this actually was. She was at a bleeping cocktail party with her Mayor in Paris, in some nationally owned home of a representative (I don’t know how any of this French governmental stuff works).

What I do know, is how government in general works (specifically in the US), as I was in a high-level governmental position and also active in our Local and State Chamber of Commerce for many years, and I’ve been to these kinds of cocktail parties. She was basically trotted out like a little pony to tell her story about using Patreon and forming an “association” to “renovate and restore” her chateau and employ “local” (non-French) people. Oh and that her guests frequently go house shopping in Berry.

The Mayor decided that this is politically brilliant and wanted to show off her idea. What poor little Fanny didn’t think about is that she is digging herself a deeper grave. I’ve seen her type before. They get trotted out at these little functions to make the Mayor look good, and then later we find out that the “little pony” used funds inappropriately, or employed all of their cousins, or never actually did what they said they did. Oh, and that project was never finished and they slunk away in the middle of the night or got arrested.

What a bleeping joke. The poor thing, rather than realize she’s opened herself up to further scrutiny and investigation, is feeling herself. I’ll leave you with some screen shots, in which you will see subtitles of what she said, as she spoke (or rather read from a printed script) in French. I’ve picked the ones that I thought my fellow Tattlers would get a kick out of.

The lady in red is looking at her like she’s saying, ‘ what lies’ etc. Stephanie is so full of bullshit.

 

[Reader's digest]

FILTHY * PATREON * VIDEO * RECAP

First of all, in her usual fashion, Fanny wildly overstates what this actually was. She was at a bleeping cocktail party with her Mayor in Paris, in some nationally owned home of a representative (I don’t know how any of this French governmental stuff works).

What I do know, is how government in general works (specifically in the US), as I was in a high-level governmental position and also active in our Local and State Chamber of Commerce for many years, and I’ve been to these kinds of cocktail parties. She was basically trotted out like a little pony to tell her story about using Patreon and forming an “association” to “renovate and restore” her chateau and employ “local” (non-French) people. Oh and that her guests frequently go house shopping in Berry.

The Mayor decided that this is politically brilliant and wanted to show off her idea. What poor little Fanny didn’t think about is that she is digging herself a deeper grave. I’ve seen her type before. They get trotted out at these little functions to make the Mayor look good, and then later we find out that the “little pony” used funds inappropriately, or employed all of their cousins, or never actually did what they said they did. Oh, and that project was never finished and they slunk away in the middle of the night or got arrested.

What a bleeping joke. The poor thing, rather than realize she’s opened herself up to further scrutiny and investigation, is feeling herself. I’ll leave you with some screen shots, in which you will see subtitles of what she said, as she spoke (or rather read from a printed script) in French. I’ve picked the ones that I thought my fellow Tattlers would get a kick out of.

Mesdames et mensieurs, blabla... I am honored... Blabla.... At age 27.... With my parents money..... Blabla... Ran out of money... Blabla....water police threatened me... Blabla... Youtube... Blabla...Patreon saved me... Blabla...send more money please....blabla...and I will show you my tits again not appropriately dressed. Merci beaucoup.

 

[Yebo]

Yep. The Mayor even recognized him and said he helped Fanny with her projects.

Clearly someone needs to have a word with the mayor... They must be clueless in the mayor's office...
The more that gets revealed the more despicable the french system reveals itself to be. No standards as far as B&Bs go, lax rules around associations. A delinquent tax system etc. We should all move there ASAP and get away with murder...

 

[Luna20]

FILTHY * PATREON * VIDEO * RECAP

First of all, in her usual fashion, Fanny wildly overstates what this actually was. She was at a bleeping cocktail party with her Mayor in Paris, in some nationally owned home of a representative (I don’t know how any of this French governmental stuff works).

What I do know, is how government in general works (specifically in the US), as I was in a high-level governmental position and also active in our Local and State Chamber of Commerce for many years, and I’ve been to these kinds of cocktail parties. She was basically trotted out like a little pony to tell her story about using Patreon and forming an “association” to “renovate and restore” her chateau and employ “local” (non-French) people. Oh and that her guests frequently go house shopping in Berry.

The Mayor decided that this is politically brilliant and wanted to show off her idea. What poor little Fanny didn’t think about is that she is digging herself a deeper grave. I’ve seen her type before. They get trotted out at these little functions to make the Mayor look good, and then later we find out that the “little pony” used funds inappropriately, or employed all of their cousins, or never actually did what they said they did. Oh, and that project was never finished and they slunk away in the middle of the night or got arrested.

What a bleeping joke. The poor thing, rather than realize she’s opened herself up to further scrutiny and investigation, is feeling herself. I’ll leave you with some screen shots, in which you will see subtitles of what she said, as she spoke (or rather read from a printed script) in French. I’ve picked the ones that I thought my fellow Tattlers would get a kick out of.

To be fair, she did bring Pierre fray, bernardau, yves delorme some business.

She missed the dress code. EVERYONE is suited up. No bare arm in sight except hers.

If she enjoys her shittoo so much why isn't she staying there? Half of her time is spend away from the shittoo.

 

[JackSpratt]

Yep. The Mayor even recognized him and said he helped Fanny with her projects.

Christ the twit will be unsufferable (well he already was but more so) now.

 

[ComtesseRose]

The lady in red is looking at her like she’s saying, ‘ what lies’ etc. Stephanie is so full of bullshit.

She's a lurker. LOL.